Cowbell,
You got some potential, Clever word play. After reading it, I just felt there was something missing. How about showing us what you are really feeling and thinking.
Signed,
Dr.Bedlam
My Target store does not have THAT. Lost kids+kidnappings would be good. Donated punchline; "I saved 13 cents on the Mrs. Doubtfire DVD, but lost my only child...Who wants more chestnuts?". TheEnd.
In a related turn of events, impatient shoppers broke down the door at one of the local Wal-Marts the day after Thanksgiving.
--- ...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.