I've been there, it sucks the big hairy root, and I salute you.

Black Friday by chaobell 11-30-02

So. Thanksgiving. You know, I've got a hell of a lot to be thankful for. Family, friends, a roof over my head and food on my table. But more than anything, I'm thankful... ...THAT I DON'T WORK IN FUCKING RETAIL ANYMORE! THAT'S THE LAST SPONGEBOB! LEGGO! I SAW IT FIRST! QUIT TOUCHING MY CART, MOTHERFUCKER!

Black Friday, part 2 by chaobell 11-30-02

'Scuse me...I need to-- WILL SOMEONE COME TELL THIS ASSHOLE HE DON'T NEED 50 DVD PLAYERS!? Look, I just need some shampoo, could you guys please get out of the-- FUCK YOU, MAN! I GOT 50 KIDS! ...yeah, that's right! ATTENTION MALL-WART SHOPPERS! Could the gentlemen in Electronics fighting over the cheap-ass DVD players please take it outside before the lady next to them crams 25 players up each of their asses? ...yes'm.

Black Friday, part 3 by chaobell 11-30-02

...this /is/ the express lane, right? What's the holdup? Dunno. Looks like trouble at the register. Whaddya mean I can't check out here! The sign says "15 items or less!" I got ONE ITEM! Sir, one hundred identical items counts as one hundred items.

Black Friday, part 4 by chaobell 11-30-02

If you let me cut in front of you, I'll make the line move. Trust me. ...oh, what the hell. Go ahead. Dude, just take your 100 fruitcakes over to the other register, huh? You're holding everyone up, including you-- Blow me, ya dumb cunt! Thou art confronted by a hostile customer. Dost thou: a) leave him be out of Compassion for the mentally incompetent, or b) dispense Justice with a well-placed foot in the naughty bits? Who the fuck is this? I told you to get me the DISTRICT MANAGER, asshat!

Black Friday, part 5 by chaobell 11-30-02

...so you better start ringing me up right the fuck now, or I'm going to sue your ass! Sir, if you don't watch your language, I'm going to call security. The hell you will! I'm giving you THREE SECONDS to start ringing, and then--AAACK Uh, sorry about that. I didn't think he'd splatter that much. Anyway, how much for the shampoo? It's on me! Guys, can we get a cleanup on lane 2, please?

[Click to view comic: 'Black Friday, Part 6']

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Cowbell,
You got some potential, Clever word play. After reading it, I just felt there was something missing. How about showing us what you are really feeling and thinking.
Signed,
Dr.Bedlam

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NOT PART OF ANY FAN CLUB

I like these, chaobell. I tend to like strips about retail for some reason. Maybe because I worked in retail long enough to know how true they are.

I also like the Ultima reference.

More work-related strips here.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I liked 'em.
People in retail, get out while you still have your sanity.

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I liked 'em.
People in retail, get out while you still have your sanity.

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Funny.

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What others say about boorite!

My Target store does not have THAT. Lost kids+kidnappings would be good. Donated punchline; "I saved 13 cents on the Mrs. Doubtfire DVD, but lost my only child...Who wants more chestnuts?". TheEnd.

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Nice set of comics. Keep 'em coming.

In a related turn of events, impatient shoppers broke down the door at one of the local Wal-Marts the day after Thanksgiving.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.