im not a big fat male cop. but its the only cop character i could find.

[Click to view comic: 'Police work']

police work police work police work.. is police work fun? do you beat up people all the time? are you a cop? do you eat donuts? i do. but i'm not a cop. when i was young, i wanted to be cop. but not anymore. i live in california, and now i want to be a beach bum. i want to get arrested by a cop. or maybe just someone pretending to be a cop. i haven't visited for a little while, so i am a little behind, but i read your comics. they were so not funny that they amused me. but i am no one to criticize because my comics aren't that great. anyway, continue with the comics! funniness will arrive.

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I really am a fan.

wren has a fetish for being frisked by authority figures.

What about that bobby in the submitted section?

well that bobby still looks like a guy and why does it have the star of david on its helmet? Anyway administrator guy. why dont you be nice and give me a pretty blond female cop so i can put my life in the strips.

I made a comic about my current situation.

[Click to view comic: 'Body Double']