im not a big fat male cop. but its the only cop character i could find.

Police work by MorningGlory 12-03-02

scuse me sir scuse me sir, do you have a permit to stand there? dont you be touching my goat. yes permit i have Anything to meet quota Hmm wierd. do you have a License for that turban then? ohh nooo, not nother ticket.

police work police work police work.. is police work fun? do you beat up people all the time? are you a cop? do you eat donuts? i do. but i'm not a cop. when i was young, i wanted to be cop. but not anymore. i live in california, and now i want to be a beach bum. i want to get arrested by a cop. or maybe just someone pretending to be a cop. i haven't visited for a little while, so i am a little behind, but i read your comics. they were so not funny that they amused me. but i am no one to criticize because my comics aren't that great. anyway, continue with the comics! funniness will arrive.

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I really am a fan.

wren has a fetish for being frisked by authority figures.

What about that bobby in the submitted section?

well that bobby still looks like a guy and why does it have the star of david on its helmet? Anyway administrator guy. why dont you be nice and give me a pretty blond female cop so i can put my life in the strips.

I made a comic about my current situation.

Body Double by MorningGlory 12-06-02

Ok, What did the car look like, that ran over your bike? Ha! why does your voice sound like that? Like what? Its like all high pitched and stuff. Well, Im actually a woman in a man's body because there is no room for women police on Stripcreator. Ohh. That explains it all.