Read this please, and tell me what you think...

Instant Gratification by theniwrenator 12-06-02

If I could only snap my fingers and make these things happen... Alright, buddy, I'm taking you in... Aw, come on, those aren't MY bombs... Alright, buddy, I'm taking you in... Aw, come on, that wasn't ME stealing hundreds from lowly taxpayers... Alright, buddy, I'm taking you in... Aw, come on, that's not ME commiting extreme crimes of stupidity against humanity...

I don't know if it came out the way I intented...

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I really am a fan.

I think it did.

You ARE supporting terrorism, right? ;-)

wren you like being frisked by any authority figure? or does the gender matter?

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I think it did.

You ARE supporting terrorism, right? ;-)

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haha...yea....um...*whistles*

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I really am a fan.

yes and no
wait, nevermind...

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I really am a fan.

lookie lookie here it is new:

Damn I need more sleep, STUPID COLLEGE!!!! by theniwrenator 12-09-02

I'm gonna go study for my final tomorrow... I guess I'll go to sleep now, then, I'm tired. YOU WILL BE DESTROYED, FEEL MY WRATH, EVIL DOER!!!!! What the hell are you doing? How did you end up in the wastebasket? What the....

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I really am a fan.

You... You... You POSTURBATOR!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

*Quietly slips theniwrenator an incriminating document.*

*Quietly slips theniwrenator an incriminating document.*

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yeah...but um...i don't get why it was said...

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I really am a fan.

Jenna Bush joins a screenwriting class.... by theniwrenator 12-10-02

Dig this, class: It's time to turn in yo' works. Professa Spigot, I ain't done wit mine! Well, that's all right little lady, let's see what you got. Well, I thenk you'll liekit so far... I know ma daddy'd be real prawd! Hey there, Mr. Horsey, whatcha fixin' ta do? Well, gosh darnit, I fixin' ta bomb them Irakis!

maybe i should try being funny next time...

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I really am a fan.

a frightening message from extraterrestrials!!! by theniwrenator 12-11-02

KE   LL    Y   OSB OUR NE!!!

this has been scaring me for quite a while now actually...

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I really am a fan.

hello everyone...i had forgotten my password and i was too lazy to click up where it says "forgot your password?"...but anyway, i remember it now, and i had a good idea for a comic. unfortunately, whenever i have a good idea for a comic, it never comes out the way i wanted it to. just check it out, and tell me what improvements i could have made, please. thanks.

Stereotypes by theniwrenator 1-10-03

Excuse me, officer, there is a caucasian man driving around my neighborhood and I fear for my children's safety... I'll get right on it sir! sorry i had to steal this... Yo, my name is MC Menses and my flow be fresh! looking kinda good there... All right little missy, let's go downtown! That's the last time you'll try to rape a big, fat, horny white guy!

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I really am a fan.

I don't think you could have improved it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

is that bad or good?
um i made another that i thought someone would actually like this time...

WHY WON'T TOBOR CORNHOLE ME?!! by theniwrenator 1-10-03

RAAR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!! ahhhhh!! it wouldn't be right... STUPID HU-MAN MUST STOP CALLING TOBOR!!!! TOBOR NEEDS SPACE!! IT IS NOT YOU, IT IS TOBOR!!! You can't do this to me Tobor, I felt something that night, something I never felt before....(and it was huge)... eh, what the heck... RAAR!!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!! yayyyyy!!

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I really am a fan.