... by failing to read my comics. I have big-big funtimes in there always!

~asiangirl

i welcome myself with dignity. by Asiangirl 1-03-03

These will be the good stories about my life. I assure, they will please. Forgive, my English is not honorable. I speak to try good, fail, but yes, sometimes. Like any good stereotype, we fan the flames of bigotry. Anyhow, here is an excerpt from an upcoming adventure, just to give you a taste. Geh... Horny? I didnt' know you to be teh sex robot i thot he was red. alright.... then lets us begin. Metal Dong To Rape Ass (mine) Please!

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KeKeKeKeKeKeKe

Heh nice comic.

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I've got my sword. I know what to do! *stabs himself and dies*

I am most thankful for your encouragement words. They bolster my ego in a lifting motion.

Do you want me to suck on your pee-pee?

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KeKeKeKeKeKeKe

I have the most likely of comics disposed to you, here-now.

i decide to expand my business along with my orifices by Asiangirl 1-17-03

This buziness is getting for the too hard. I need not be by myself doing it. I think what you want is a pimp. Pimp, ehh? Will U be my pimp? Sorry. I'm a Worker Droid. I haven't been programmed with the proper business skills to be an effective pimp. But then who will beat the shit out of me and help me get addicted to crack? Now crack addiction I can do! I'll be right back with my pipe!

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KeKeKeKeKeKeKe

*sniff* *sniff*

I smell a reg wheeling out his new gimmick account.

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w00t

I was thinking the same thing. Doesn't that get old ladies and gentlemen? :P

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Not me. I gave up after I boned up using Bogart.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I am teh funny! by Asiangirl 1-18-03

My craving for crack is satisfied...now, my craving for pimp ahh yes...the pimp issue. I think I have just the person... Hey baybay! How bout you climb in my caddie and we roll for Johns. Then I will take your money and smack your bitchass up. Fanning flame of bigotry AND stereotype! Me so horny!

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KeKeKeKeKeKeKe