Seriously, Buffyslavalamp is probably right; some of us do fixate a bit too much on certain things, and I'm willing to go the hippie track and stick flowers in those weapons of (m)ass destruction.
I offer this thread to anyone who wants to post comics with flowers of any sort instead of anal sex.
Admittedly, this is not a new idea. A casual search revealed these:
So won't you please say it with flowers? So that the perverts among you may translate it the way you want, while the buffys of this world see fields of lovely marigolds and tulips.
Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against anal sex per se (it just hurts like hell and I refuse to participate), but some people enjoy it greatly and more power to them!
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