Say it with Flowers by kaufman 1-08-03

We've begun getting complaints that this site has far too much anal sex in it. It's true that the number of references are disproportunate to its actual frequency of occurrence, but that is not atypical for such a high-level taboo. Nonetheless, as a show of good faith, several forim users are going to self-impose a semi-moratorium on anal sex references. Instead of mentioning it, we will euphemize it with something innocuous ... like flowers. What do you say about that, Tobor? RAAAR! TOBOR HAS A DOZEN ROSES FOR GABE!!!

Seriously, Buffyslavalamp is probably right; some of us do fixate a bit too much on certain things, and I'm willing to go the hippie track and stick flowers in those weapons of (m)ass destruction.

I offer this thread to anyone who wants to post comics with flowers of any sort instead of anal sex.

Admittedly, this is not a new idea. A casual search revealed these:

CC83: Pin the tail on the girlfriend by TheElPaso 12-04-01

"Wow, thanks for offering to go out with me. Of course I'd like to date you! In fact, I think you're sexy. Please hurry and come here as_soon_as_possible." See, I told you she'd love you! Should I bring flowers? Oh sure, she loves flowers! Anything else I should know about her? Well, I did forget to tell you she's a donkey.

last night in juarez by yellowbomberman 10-25-02

arrives bearing gift... i...umm...brought flowers. as a gift... and?? turns away in shame so you gonna put out? you fuckin spread for roses with jorge...and for jim with those fuckin weeds he brought. well, they've got bigger dicks than you. show time...shooters for a quarter don't make me choke on that shit again.. hey didnt you get fucked in the ears last time??

These Flowers are Rotten by sn0w 12-15-02

i have some flowers put them in the box why ... why ... ??? cos they stink of shit

So won't you please say it with flowers? So that the perverts among you may translate it the way you want, while the buffys of this world see fields of lovely marigolds and tulips.

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Needs more Salome.

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I has a flavor!

Needs more Saddam.

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What others say about boorite!

Needs Gammorah salami

Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against anal sex per se (it just hurts like hell and I refuse to participate), but some people enjoy it greatly and more power to them!

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