I normally try to avoid making comics out of movies (mostly because I hate it when I read comics referring to movies I haven't seen), but since this is actually a classic work of literature, I'll go with it.

I Have No Excuse.I Just Had to Get This One out of My System by Scyess 1-11-03

Wow! I can't believe you got advanced copies of the whole trilogy! Hey, anything for my favorite Tolkien fan. Let's watch in the den. "Well, if it isn't my old friend, Dildo Drippins!" "Why, hello, Dongsquirt Cumchew! Care to come into my 'hobbit hole'?" . . . ! DAMMIT, JIM, THIS TAPE SAYS "LORD OF THE REEMS!" I know! You can tell how good an author is by how well his novels translate into gay porn.

Feel free to post your own. I'm sure these aren't the first LotR comics on sc.com.

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"Old" is the old new.

Pretty good. I'm just confused as why Santa is Gandalf.

Eh. Better than the big ball of cheese that was the first movie. Can't compare it to the second one or the books, not being particularly familiar with them.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Since we're on the topic of film-related comics...

Michael J Fox etc. by kingofthehill 1-09-03

Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Seriously, Mr. Fishy. he's really pissing me off. Ever since Back To The Future II he's been following me around wherever I go. Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... He's completely lost it - he's barmy. I know he's got parkinson's disease, but he's still a little prick. Hey Doc - who are you talking to? AAAGH!

Made me laugh out loud, good work.

cheers!

Literally, the Scyess comics made me piss myself. The washing basket's gonna reek. 10/10.

Seriously that godless bastard Michael Flately used to live above my fit little electric physics teacher and danceall night. She went upstairs at 3am one night and was told," You should feel privelged! I AM MICHAEL FLATELY! LORD OF THE FUCKING DANCE!"

Wait for the day the fire takes him. It'll be me and the heavily pregnant Miss Gregg out for blood.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.