3e's Bible Part 1 by 3e 1-11-03

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void... And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. And God said, "Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear." And it was so.

3e's Bible Part 2 by 3e 1-11-03

And God said, "Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to their kinds--livestock and creeping things and beasts of the earth according to their kinds." And it was so. Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness. And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over the livestock and over all the earth". Hi Adam, I'm Eve! Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me! And God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing". Mmm, mmm, yeah baby!! You like that, bitch?!

3e's Bible Part 3 by 3e 1-11-03

Thus the heavens and the earth were finished. And on the seventh day God finished his work that he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all his work that he had done. Meh, cool, thanks. Two weeks later... DIE COMMIE BASTARDS! And then God said "fuckit" and drifted back to heaven, leaving the humans all on their own, dealing with the terrible mess they made. Back to heaven I go!

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It's been done. 8)

Random Comic! Untold Religious Stories by Scyess 6-11-02

Now go forth, Moses, and free your people from bondage. Yes Lord! I will do as you command. Hey, Gary! Weren't you just supposed to tell him to change his socks more often? I got carried away -- I think it was that stupid goatee.

Random Comic! Untold Religious Stories ][ by Scyess 6-20-02

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And then God found a website whereupon he could use stock art to make comic strips, and all real creation ceased as God fucked around with it for a few dozen eons. Look! The squirrel caught fire! Hehe!

Random Comic! Untold Religious Stories ]|[ by Scyess 6-20-02

And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God said, Let there be lite beer: and that one didn't go over quite so well. Dude! This tastes like ass! No shit! Who makes this crap, anyway?

Random Comic! Untold Religious Stories |V by Scyess 6-20-02

And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters... "Firmament" means "ground," by the way. Right! Sorry.

Random Comic! Untold Religious Stories V by Scyess 6-22-02

And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs... Hey, wait a second! What? I'm in the middle of a story here... You told me in the last comic that "firmament" meant "ground!" It really means "the sky!" So? That's what you get for being too lazy to look it up yourself. Serves you right. YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT EITHER, DID YOU?

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DAMN YOU SCYESS, YOU HAVE UPSTAGED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good stuff, fella.

The Bible. The, well, "Bible" for so much comedy for 2000 years. I am gonna have to do a strip on that one...

And if you don't see anything above then tell me and go to

Don't we all plan holidays in winter? by jes_lawson 1-11-03

Int: Heaven Hey Dad! Can we go to Mercury for holiday this year? No, my Son. I went there before, eight billion aeons ago. Too hot and the food was shit. Well what about Pluto? No, my son. Pluto is too cold, and besides, the women there are as unclean as the whores of Gomorrrah. Well, what about Earth? Fuck THAT, son! I knocked your mum up there two thousands years ago and they're STILL talking about it!

I've only been here a month, do you expect me to know what a cornhole is or something? Gah!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Good one, jes.

use [comic] instead of [img].

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Chairs guys.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Um, okay. *Breaks a wooden chair on jes's back.*