Neat site. Lots of fun.

I invite you to read the madness of Amish Tech Support Comics. I'm especially proud of the simple beauty of this homage to "ally" Jacques Chirac.

Thanks,
-ls

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"At least one of my personalities is sane." -Amish Tech Support

From what I can tell from reading your comics, your political beliefs are fucked-up, but your humor is 1st class. I especially liked these:

Nobel Peace Prize by file13 1-12-03

What the shit? Problem? I just won the Nobel Peace Prize. Oh, man. That sucks. What do I do now? Shit if I know. Go ask the toaster.

Let's ask the guy by file13 1-13-03

Instead of guessing what Jesus would drive, let's ask him right now.... Hi there. My name is Jesus. I love you. Jesus, what kind of car would you drive? Um... What's a car? Well, I guess we have our answer, straight from the Messiah's mouth. NEXT WEEK... WHAT WOULD JESUS DRINK? I feel faint. Can I have a drink of water?

Fight Club by file13 1-13-03

The first rule of Fight Club is that you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is that you do not copy Fight Club on to a VHS tape for your friends. The third rule of Fight Club is that you do not make an electronic recording of Fight Club off of a Pay-Per-View presentation of Fight Club for your personal use. The fourth rule of Fight Club is that you do not decode the DVD and post copies of Fight Club over the Internet through file-sharing networks... Wow. These alternate audio tracks on Special Edition DVDs sure have gone downhill since the RIAA got passed. Now here's the studio copyright attorney to discuss making unlicensed parodies of "Fight Club" ...

PoultryShop by file13 1-14-03

"Okay, this was from our trip to the Shenandoah Valley...""Those were cool trees, weren't they?" "And we went to D.C. the next year...""Um, Bob... what's the deal with the chicken?" "It was either him or that tourist guy.""You're playing with Photoshop again, aren't you?"

...and this one hurt. A lot.

TC(artoon)P-IP by file13 1-13-03

Well, crap. The cartoon's out of sync. *sigh* One second, dude, I'm working on it... Still trying to find the packet sniffer... I hate framing errors.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I agree. You is good.

Chance in Hell by file13 1-12-03

You're gonna die No I won't. Fine, I'll just wait here. Suits me fine. Three months later Well, my work here is done... Asshole

Brilliant! Made me laugh out loud.

Let's ask the guy by file13 1-13-03

Instead of guessing what Jesus would drive, let's ask him right now.... Hi there. My name is Jesus. I love you. Jesus, what kind of car would you drive? Um... What's a car? Well, I guess we have our answer, straight from the Messiah's mouth. NEXT WEEK... WHAT WOULD JESUS DRINK? I feel faint. Can I have a drink of water?

Loved Jesus' last words.

Fight Club by file13 1-13-03

The first rule of Fight Club is that you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is that you do not copy Fight Club on to a VHS tape for your friends. The third rule of Fight Club is that you do not make an electronic recording of Fight Club off of a Pay-Per-View presentation of Fight Club for your personal use. The fourth rule of Fight Club is that you do not decode the DVD and post copies of Fight Club over the Internet through file-sharing networks... Wow. These alternate audio tracks on Special Edition DVDs sure have gone downhill since the RIAA got passed. Now here's the studio copyright attorney to discuss making unlicensed parodies of "Fight Club" ...

Scary true. I liked it.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

fun for the whole family. Well, maybe not the WHOLE family...but fun for me.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

I was going to work on a "roadkill" comic using just a middle white stripe like the road, but ended up with "Chicken Pong."

Whatever part of my brain comes up with that stuff, I fear what would happen in it if I were to spend 6 years comatose like Johnny Smith.

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"At least one of my personalities is sane." -Amish Tech Support

Been there, done that.

Overhead View: A Busy Day on Roadkill Blvd. by kaufman 10-28-02

But I do like the stuff you have written.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

there's a love song by the monkees that i'm going to dedicate to you - at my next karaoke appearance. At this time i know not the name of the song, but find it i will. fairly warned, be thee, says i!

Aw man!

Kaufman is still da bomb.

One thing: the picture of that fat wig-monger on your page; it's already going to give me freaky nightmares, and I've been eating popcorn all day.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I was going to say something similar. I'm scared to look at your comics because of that photo. Get rid of it! And get a haircut.