Here's one . . .

CC 165: The Holy Rappist by naz_ghul 1-16-03

Fuck, why are you living in a monastery? Hear Ai hav fownd manny uthers liek me! I didnt no u coudl becum a Rappist Monk! Soon ill lern the anchent wayz of teh holey Rappchure! These are Trappist Monks you idiot! They make beer and pray a lot. Are you retarded or what? Hmmm . . . THEN AFTER I DRINK AL TEH FUCKIN BEERS IL BEND THEM OVER AND GIVE TEHM A RAPPING IN THIER HOLIEST BICH HOAR HOLS!!!

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Here's my try at fuck. I'm not too familiar with him. Hope this is ok.

CC165: Role Reversal by maddog00 1-16-03

waht are you doin? i am goin ot rapp you, hoar! You cant do taht. Taht's what I do ot you! im the rapper! Well, youre dead. Hwo are you goin to sotp me? no, some one help! ha ha ha, tahts it. BEND OVER FUCKING BICH OF A HOAR! TIME FOR UNCONSENSIAL SEX!

Pure Rappture by itsclark 1-16-03

So your saying, its yuor own insecurty that causes you to react to woman teh way that you do! Yes! Dont you see? I realy loev you. I just hav troble finding the propper way to express my inermost feelings towards you! Reely? NO! Not reely, you fuking bitch of a hoar!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Enunciate, Damn You. by itsclark 1-16-03

Cmer, yuo! Its nucnoncenptull sechs teim! I'm sorry, I didn't really get all that. Could you perhaps rephrase? I syad coem heer yo fockneg btich ova hoear!! Im gnoin to teiyuo opnadgo cavmen onyur ars! Ah. I think he's Welsh.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I'm a newb but i could not resist.

CC 165: Support Group by Trippingbillee 1-16-03

Hi, welcome to the fuck support group. Have you been rapped? yes, becuz i ma a bihc of a hoar! Good costume tahnks. now bned ovar!

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Sex Piano.

The Weakest Fuck by andydougan 12-29-01

fucknig bthci of a hoar ill rap yuo!!!! fuck toy hoar!!!!! wehn a man loves a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKNI BICHT!!!!!! i watn sexal satysfancaton yuo fukcing ho! time for SEX bich!!!! sukc my cokc ho!!! No, the correct answer is "Foundations of the Metaphysics of Morals". You are the weakest link. Goodbye! dam

CC165: fuck's hit's of the eightie's: Blondie by lara7 1-17-03

and yuo dotn stopp/sure shot/go uot to teh parrking lot yuo git in yuor car and driv reely far/And yuo driv al nite and yuo see a lite and it cums rite down and land's on the gruond/and out cums the man from mars and yuo try to run but hes got a gun/and he shoots yuo ded/ and he eets yur head and than ur ine the man from Mars/yuo go out at nite eating car's and yuo dotn stopp/Rappture/Be puor!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

CC 165: Parappa the Rappist by bonwag 1-17-03

Level One Al yoiu evar need is th skunc sweet Level Two aI wll try to got al you muney! choice Level Three wehn a man loves a women... ah! i am dieing

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exit, pursued by a bear

Who wants to fuck a millionaire by TheGovernor 1-17-03

£1,000 question: When a man loves a woman he: [A: Marries her] [B: Buys her Roses] [C: Nails the Fucking Bitch] [D: Can't Keep his mind on nothing else] You still have 50-50 and phone a friend I'll go fifty fifty £1,000 question: When a man loves a woman he: [A: ] [B: ] [C: Nails the Fucking Bitch] [D: Can't Keep his mind on nothing else] I think I'll phone a friend Hello fuck this is Who wants to be a millionaire We have your friend Asian Girl on and she's stuck on £1000 and needs your help to get up to £2000 Im putting her on now...

uk readers I think the likeness to Chris Tarrant is uncanny.

CC165: The reel deel by maddog00 1-17-03

wehn a man loves a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BICH!!!!!! AH! POLEECE!! ITS RAPE!! And cut. Good job you two. I can't believe I'm typecasted in such a role. Its so degrading. I can't even speak right. How do you think I feel? I can't speak right and I get a cock in the ass. Pays the bills I suppose. What's the next scene? Mor rape and bda grammer!

Ah!! I am dieing!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I know I won't win, but I've just fallen in love with fuck. I made another.

CC 165: Grammar lessons by Trippingbillee 1-17-03

Hey fuck, If I were to start a sentence with your name, would I capitalize it? intareztin kweshtun. lemme consult mie bok of gramer. says heer you nede a rappin.

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Sex Piano.

ahh, one-note characters in mundane situations. sounds like comedy. doesn't it? huh guys, doesn't it?

Contest 165: Vaudeville by il_schmucko 1-17-03

While strolling through the park one day... in the very merry month of May... I was taken by surprise by a lovely pair of eyes... SO I TOAR TEH FUKCERS OT AND RAPPED TEH SOKCETS! ah thank you, ah thank you very much.

Contest 165b: Fuck at the BMV by il_schmucko 1-17-03

Call 235... 121... C'mon... call 235... 122... WOT TEH FUKC IS RONG WITH YO FUKCEN BICHES! I WIL NALE YUR ASS TO TEH CUMPUTR AN RAPP YOU! 123...

Contest 165c: President Fuck by il_schmucko 1-17-03

My fellow Americans, it pleases me to announce that the impending war with Iraq has been averted. Saddam Hussein has complied with all of our investigative efforts, and has vowed to convert to Christianity and eat his vegetables. JUS KIDDNG YO STUPED FUKCERS! I WILL BOM TEH FUKING BICHES RIET NOW! EAT SHIT SADAM!

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

Untitled by kramer_vs_kramer 1-18-03

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat Well, I must say I'm delighted.

This is an idea I've been thinking of for a while but couldnt decide how to do it untill now:

Tribute by Juanwalez 1-18-03

Long time ago, I was walking down, a long and lonesome road Then all of a sudden, there shined a shiney demon, in the middle of the road, and he said: Show me the best comic in the world, or I'll eat your soul So I gave him this link http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=fuck&ID=39313 and ran off HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH AH! POLEECE!! ITS RAPE!!

I'm new here, but here is my entry

CC Fuck Off by elijah 1-19-03

Hi, I'm CC Deville from Poison, why should I fuck off? TEH CC STANDZ FRO COMIC KONTEST HOAR!!!!11 Oh man, I thought this was my big comeback... Yeh, ILL BE COMING ON YOUR BACK!!! TIME TO FUCK TEH BITCH!!!!111 Ouch, my ass!!!!

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www.industrialprophet.com

Ahhh..Tenacious D

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

I ain't gonna win but what the hey!

CC 165: Rapeaholics by Mako_Man 1-19-03

The first step in the rehabilitation is admitting you're a mad rapist. Ima insain mutyha fucin rappist! Good. Now you have to apologize to every person you've raped. ... Gte on yer knes and taek it liek a hoar!

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

CC165: You Win This Round, You Cunning Devil by deucepm 1-20-03

So...you're my target. Any last words before I introduce Uncle Machete to your insides? When a man loevs a woman...HE FUCKIN NAELS THE BITHC!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU COULDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT?! I already spent the advance! Sorry, but it's really bad luck to kill a guy like that.

I just realized how bad my last comic was so here's another one to make up for it.... with no punch line........

CC 165: Not the yellow ribbon girl!! by Mako_Man 1-20-03

... At the copa, copa cobanna, with yellow ribbons in her hair... ... and fuck raping up her rear, at the copa, copa cobaaaaanaaaaa... ... running and ducking cannot stop the fucking at the coooopaaaaa...

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

*sigh* Back to my days of being unfunny.

CC 165: Tribute to a Madd Rappist by Devin 1-20-03

He's small and has feet coming out his ears, he's the stripper that everybody fears, he talks funny and his spelling really sucks, but this 40-ounce is still for you my homie fuck. What in the world was that? Well, what better tribute to a madd rapper than a rap? Uh, I said fuck was a madd rappIST. There's a difference?

CC 165: Real Name: Tarquin by bonwag 1-21-03

Fair torch, burn out thy light, and lend it not/To darken her whose light excelleth thine/And die, unhallow'd thoughts, before you blot/With your uncleanness that which is divine; Offer pure incense to so pure a shrine:/Let fair humanity abhor the deed/That spots and stains love's modest snow-white weed.   ?   (ahem) ... wehn a man lvoes a women... ah! by my troth: I am dieing!

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exit, pursued by a bear

Ha ha ha! Any comic which uses the line "Ah! By my troth! I am dieing!" deserves some recognition. Or some pie.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC165: There Can Be Only One by UnknownEric 1-21-03

Something is definitely different around here. I don't know what it is, but something isn't like it was before. RAAR! TIME FOR UNCONSENSHUL CORNHOLING, YOU FUKING BICH OF A HOAR! Perhaps I am dieing.

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I has a flavor!

Judgement:

I was immensely edified by this whole spectacle. Kaufman and evil_d distinguished themselves particularly, but they couldn't match the breathtaking parsimony of itsclark's theory: "He's Welsh." This is the E=mc^2 of fuckology.

Enunciate, Damn You. by itsclark 1-16-03

Cmer, yuo! Its nucnoncenptull sechs teim! I'm sorry, I didn't really get all that. Could you perhaps rephrase? I syad coem heer yo fockneg btich ova hoear!! Im gnoin to teiyuo opnadgo cavmen onyur ars! Ah. I think he's Welsh.

Ah. Ah, indeed. Take it away, itsclark.

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