The Jeezoid Strips On the Mark? Off? Not enough Sodomy?
Please let me know. Thanks. :)

A Jeezoid Oldie but Goodie... by Xena 1-12-03

On the Day of Crucifixtion... "...Peter... *cough* Peter come here quickly. I must speak with you!" My Lord... he calls out to me! I must attend to him. Peter fights the Guards through thick and thin to reach the side of his God... Stand aside, Roman Soldier. I will not keep my Lord waiting. I must hear what he has to say! Bah! Then you will taste my blade if you choose to proceed any further! Finally, racked with pain, bleeding and in desperation, Peter reaches Jesus' side at the Cross... Fear not... for I am here now. I have fought through many a blade and arrow to reach you, my Lord. What is it? What do you wish to tell me?? "..... Peter. I... *gasp* I CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE FROM UP HERE!"

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Callisto's favorite sparring partner.

OMG! Naturally, I forgot to add in the other two for review. Soowwy. :)

One More Jeezoid Strip by Xena 1-13-03

Xena ponders a thought... "Ask Jeeves," why did Adam and Eve have belly-buttons? * DASH IT. YOUR QUESTION IS BEYOND THE SCOPE OF MY DATABASE. PLEASE REDIRECT TO A HIGHER SOURCE. * Xena gets transferred to a different Site... Microsoft Knowledge Base, why did Adam and Eve have belly-buttons? * THE SEARCH-ENGINE IS NOT ABLE TO PROCESS YOUR REQUEST. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MICROSOFT PRODUCT? * Frustrated, Xena seeks yet another source... Lord, please!? Why did Adam and Eve have belly-buttons?? Christ, you're asking me?? I am still trying to determine how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop! Sheesh...

Today's Obligatory Jeezoid Joke by Xena 1-14-03

Usual characters, usual setting... Lord? How long is a Million Years to you? ... A second. Lord? How much is a Million Dollars to you? ... A penny. Some thoughtful moments later... Hmmm. Lord? Could I have a penny? Sure... in a second.

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Callisto's favorite sparring partner.

I like the third one you posted.

How do you know Adam and Eve had belly buttons? Were you there?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Nah. It's shown on all their statues.

Thanks for the Feed. :)

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Callisto's favorite sparring partner.

Ahhh, okay. So we'll take the Minimalist Approach.

Today's Jeezoid Gem on a Stick by Xena 1-15-03

OKay, guys. A little over to the right. More.. more... No, no.. guys. Too much. To the left now... more.. thaaaat's it.... * Sigh... * Union Labor...

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Callisto's favorite sparring partner.

Ahhh, okay. So we'll take the Minimalist Approach.

Today's Jeezoid Gem on a Stick by Xena 1-15-03

OKay, guys. A little over to the right. More.. more... No, no.. guys. Too much. To the left now... more.. thaaaat's it.... * Sigh... * Union Labor...

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That one I like. :)

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Dat deres some good eatin strips, yessirree bob.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Great! Thanks. Here, this should round out the collection for this thread...

Jeezoid Stand-up Follies by Xena 1-16-03

Hi, everyone. I'm not an Actor... but I play one on TV. :::HHahahhaHhha HAHHAHAaha..!::: Then I told her, "Umm, Cheryl, you are only supposed to EAT that big chocolate dildo!" :::HHahahhaHhha HAHHAHAaha..!::: Sigh. Always a heckler in every crowd... "Yo! How's the weather up there??"

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Callisto's favorite sparring partner.