I am totally killing myself here, people.

I totally don't want to live anymore.

Adios muchachos,
mAkk.

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[23:38] uh oh i think theres a suicide threat on stripcreator now
[23:41] http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=78630&forum=7
[23:41] sorry i cant go on
[23:41] egad
[23:42] Suicide is a sin.
[23:42] Egad is a good word.
[23:42] I'm gonna have to use that more.
[23:42] Egad, mAKk! Don't commit suicide!
[23:42] that would be so funny if that were your reply to the post

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www.bradsucks.net

[24:02] Go ahead and do it you goddamn chicken.
[24:03] Man, I'm serious.
[24:03] Bawk bawk bawk!
[24:03] You have to stop me from committing suicide! It's in the webmaster's code!
[24:04] * brad pisses on the webmaster's code!
[24:04] Brad no, not on the code!

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Wait. There's so much to live for. Why, I'll bet that given a few hours I could think of several things.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I need to get into the chat more often.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Man, I always miss the good stuff in there.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I miss everything on account of I never go in there anymore. I was in there for less than a minute tonight.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You may think suicide makes you cool. It doesn't! Suicide is for losers.

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What others say about boorite!

You do want to be cool, don't you?

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Suicide diet by boorite 1-16-03

Give me one good reason not to kill myself. Suicide is uncool. You do want to be cool, don't you? Not particularly. I've got nothing, then.

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Species emeritus by boorite 1-16-03

Take it from me, extinction is not the way to go. I don't know. The release from pointless toil and strife seems to agree with you. There is that, yes.

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Ask around first by boorite 1-16-03

I'm thinking of offing myself. What's it like being dead?

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Yeah, don't commit suicide. You'll regret it in the morning.

Boorite, that's some of the funniest stuff I've ever read.

Are these subliminal hints to get Kajun to top himself?

The Suicide Scot by kaufman 7-09-02

13 Suicide? What an ODous thought! I'm lOven life, enjoying looking at men in kilts -- feeds my Ass fixation. The last reel of the movie of my life goinG unshot? Perish the thought! That would be bad Noose. Like my CO in the army said, to get ahead, you need to be well Hung, or strike fast. You have Mix-ups and downs you go. It makes me sick when 5-year-old Boys sin by contemplating suicide. I will inflict no harm on this body ... I will not put mySelf in maulation! So don't sticK a fork ian me. I don't want lampS lit: "Wrist in peace." So why would I want to be kilt? Life is my Drowning glory!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Don't kill yourself or I'LL have nothing to live for.

Too late people, I'm totally dead here.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Oh, okay.

The direct approach wasn't working.

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All of boorites comics are some of the funniest stuff I've ever read.

Agreed, I used to go in quite frequently...but now I just havent...shame on me.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

*dies*

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Dad was flammable

*Checks to see if he inherited the flammable gene.*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

What, Kajun's also killing himself? Is this another one of those outbreaks?