This better be a joke. Like in soap operas when one of the characters dies then shows up two months later and you find out it was just a dream.

If you leave I'm personally flying to Arizona to give you a noogie.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It's so hard to keep up with homosexual slang.

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What others say about boorite!

Maybe he'll come back as his good twin!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

or wake up on a beach with amnesia and for some reason return to a place he once knew somehow

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Maybe he'll just keep posting to the message boards but won't make comics anymore.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Howdy, y'all!

[Click to view comic: 'Hello, world.']

I knew it was too good to be true.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Nope, it just doesn't scan.']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That would have to be ObiJuan.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Maybe he's French?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Felchmaster!! Are you really gone?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Obi, I hardly knew ye']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have a theory. A whole host of new people showed up at the same time our good friend ObiJo was supposedly 'leaving'. I think he just made a new persona and is now among us, quietly snickering to himself, thinking he put one over on us.

Then a few weeks down the road he'll make himself known and laugh at us.

So which one of you newbies is really Obi?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

We could thwart that by just forgetting all about him. :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Or we could erect something in his honor.

(This is a trap. He's bound to say something snide about this.)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Actually... I talked to him on ICQ, and he has really truly gone away and left us, with a promise that he will drop in and say "G'day" (or his local equivalent) occasionally. *sigh* Apparently he has a new hobby. I didn't know masturbation could take up that much of your day. A few hours, sure, but not so much that you can't get on the Strip Creator and forums occasionally. Oh, that reminds me...

DexX grabs some Sorbolene and heads for the VCR.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Sorbolene? Is that like Vegemite for your dick?

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What others say about boorite!

I had no idea. What do you say we take up a collection here and buy ObiJo a few drums of high-quality lubricant? Hate to have Obi limping back here all chafed in a few weeks.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

ObiJo's in the hizzzzzouuuuse!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Shit, you mean you people know about this masturbation thing? No wonder they kept denying my patent.

Well, tell me what's up (ba dump bump) around here. It won't be long before they put us back in lockdown.

[alternativereply]My own thread dedicated to my masturbatory hobby? I'm touched.[/alternativereply]

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Apparently no one saw a need to fill him in on obi-flogs-it.com.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Meanwhile, at Lowpass Anonymous']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.