Hey. Pardon my grammer, I just hate elitest, so if you're confused, just pretend the commas aren't there... Anyway, how goes it with everyone? I'm just jumping on the bandwagon, so I'm not sure how you fellers tend to act 'round these here roads. How about some introductions?

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And so it was written...

But... commas have tails. If those are commas... YOU INSENSITIVE INHUMAN BASTARD PUPPY FUCKING UNCARING FILTH HOLE PLUGGING PLAGARIZING ASS GOBBLER!! YOU CUT OFF THOSE POOR DEFENSELESS COMMAS' TAILS!1!!

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Jesus loves you. He also loves Saddam. He loves children and animals. Someone better get Jesus fixed.

By the way... hello. Pleased to meat you.

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Jesus loves you. He also loves Saddam. He loves children and animals. Someone better get Jesus fixed.

Let me guess. The Nothing series is a metaphor for sodomy, right? Anyway, it needs more of it.

I laughed at one of them.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Which one?

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And so it was written...

the funny one
:)

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Well, that's just adorably vague.

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And so it was written...

Mmmm, humping the band-wagon, that's what I like to see. Pure wagon erotica

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

I prefere Fag Wagon erotica.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

*humps the fag wagon*

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Dad was flammable

Right on brother!

You took the cock right out of my mouth.

Right on brother!

You took the cock right out of my mouth.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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Right on brother!

You took the cock right out of my mouth.

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