I currently have two very painful wisdom teeth coming in. Rather than seek the advice of the so-called "Dentist" who runs a licensed "Practice", I thought it might be fun to ask the stripcreator crew on advice on how to get rid of these pesky little bastards. Keep in mind I only have household items at my disposal, for example this pair of pliers that I found in the garage, or the rusty knife that I found in the street. Wait... that's not rust.

Uhh, anyway I was hopeing you guys could give me some "creative" advice on how to remove my teeth. Did I mention the excruciating pain?

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

Walk into any Pub in the East End of Glasgow and start chatting up the guys in there.

If you are male that is.

If you're a woman then just do the same but instead of chatting them up state that all the men there are gay.

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Charlie dont surf

1. Apply lots of scotch.
2. Pick at the tooth with a knife in the bathroom mirror.
3. Apply more scotch during this process.
4. Try the pliers.
5. More scotch. don't stop.
6. Pliers! Pull! Put your back into it you girlyboy!
7. Now wiggle it. No - The tooth.

No luck? Tie one end of a thin, stong wire around it and attach the other end to a friend's car bumper. Finish the scotch and tell him to drive to Vegas.

Let me know how it goes.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

1) Place two steel ball bearings in your mouth, biting down with one in each set of wisdom teeth.
2) Stand on a chair facing a solid wooden table, so that your jaw is over the edge of the table.
3) Have a friend/loved one pull the chair out from under you. You should be positioned so that the fall lands your jaw onto the edge of the table with crushing force.
4) Use a butter knife to dig out the broken fragments of tooth and tooth root.
5) Regularly change your gauss to avoid dry rot

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I didn't even bother to pull my wisdom teeth out.

I hope I don't regret this in the future.

Wait, now I know the answer to this. I saw Bruce Willis having to complete the same task in "Twelve Monkeys".

Ok, so let's see... Okay, so he goes into the bathroom... and... He's got a knife! And then, he goes in, and... closes the door. And then they cut to Madeline Stowe's face, and you hear some screaming from the bathroom.

Hmmm, I thought they showed- Oh yeh! They then cut BACK to the bathroom, and you see that the screaming is coming from some unsavory street urchin-type that Bruce had thrown in the tub in an earlier scene. And he starts saying "What the FUUUCK are you DOING, man!!!" And he's all scared now, like wicked, wicked creeped out, and you know Willis is doing some weird shit.

And, then he comes out of the bathroom, with like one bloody hand cupped in the air, and as he strides toward the camera, you see that he's got several teeth in there. Then he says, "Just...just in case. In case I'm not crazy...(holds up the bloody molars)That's how they find us. By our teeth. I don't want them to find me. Ever. I don't want to go back." And then they like blow right the hell out of there, cause it was like a bad scene, seriously.

So, that's everything I know about the autoextraction of wisdom teeth. Hope this helps.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I'll do it for fifty bucks american. For another $15 I'll throw in Rabies vaccination and tapeworm medicine. For another $100 more, I won't neuter you while you're under anesthesia!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Well, this seemed logical after I drank all that scotch. So I told my friend to attach the wire to the bumper and drive off to Vegas. Unfortunately, the tooth didn't come out, and I was dragged behind the car until I got snagged on a street sign. You would think that being stuck on a street sign with a car pulling you by your wisdom tooth would yank the tooth out. But in my case the tooth won and I wound up ripping the bumper off the car. Oops.

Hey, at least the hangover is helping me forget about the pain!

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

My wisdom teeth fit just fine, losers.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet