Time for Comeback Mountain!
"My what is a fag?"
"I prefer the term, 'queen.'"
"What, just because I like it up the ass, that doesn't make me a fag!"
"I'm not a fag! I hate fags! I want to shoot them-- with cum, not bullets.
ER, I mean..."
"You think I'm a fag? What, do I have to make passes at you before you'll be sure?"