IRC Adventures 197 by MaKK_BeNN 4-22-03

[mAAk] [brad] remember to ask for a clean needle / and no air bubbles no air bubbles / but i like them, they tickle / i feel a little ill, i hope i don't puke all over the nurse / and i also hope i don't get busted for maybe having SARS [mAAk] [brad] you know im part of the WHO right? you dudes rock man [mAAk] [brad] plays Baba O'Reilly / we merged with the World Health Organization

IRC Adventures 198 by MaKK_BeNN 4-22-03

[mAAk] [brad] * mAAk places brad under bio-arrest / please turn over your cells / and pathogens / and viruses  NO  [mAAk] [brad] AND your atoms / i dont want to take any chances CELLS, PATHOGENS, VIRUSES AND ATOMS WANT TO BE FREE / much like information [Ssyecs] [mAAk] And intestinal gas. much like information they get your quiet little candian town napalmed

IRC Adventures 199 by MaKK_BeNN 4-22-03

[mAAk] [brad] lez go turn over the atoms / well / well theres one way / but / nah' / i'll just have to vaporize you / unless- / nah you wouldnt wait wait / back up [mAAk] [brad] well the thing is / unless... / is it money / it's money isn't it [mAAk] [brad] they use the penile vessel as a transmission vessel / in theory / if we were to lop off your cock / in theory mind you / the virus might be routed / and we could let you off

IRC Adventures 200 by MaKK_BeNN 4-22-03

[mAAk] [brad] the cock would have to be incinerated mAAk / i'm wearing a wire / [mAAk] [brad] and many many many scientists would study it and it would be on the cover of magazines the people from internal affairs should be here any moment to arrest you [mAAk] [brad] after it was all burnt and shriveled i mean and take you away

IRC Adventures 201 by MaKK_BeNN 4-22-03

[mAAk] [brad] "brad's penis!" the headlines will read / "does small ones = SARS"??? the WHO is no place to try to lop off cocks [mAAk] [Ssyecs] :/ / youre right Then what International organization is, Mr. Smarty Pants? [mAAk] [brad] we should just incinerate you / yeah they should be here any moment / the people from internal affairs i mean / to arrest you and keep me safe / * brad taps his foot

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

New Brad by dcomposed 4-22-03

Did I ever tell you about the time I met Osama Bin Laden and he froze me? Now I shall use you to cool my beverage. Yeah, I think so.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The Iceman Cometh by BigEvilDan 4-22-03

Excellent, the last ice sculpture is done. Soon they will come to life and I will have a clone army to rule the world. Don't be stupid. Ice men don't just come to life. Now you tell me.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

My (slightly earlier) version:

One day in the (c)old west by kaufman 4-22-03

I hear you're the biscuit game champ in these parts. Draw! The Iceman Cometh

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

New Backgrounds and Old Characters All Will Be Pairing Now:( by ArtemisStrong 4-23-03

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

My Horoscope by itsclark 4-23-03

I'm sorry, but we have to let you go. You're kidding, right? As you know, we already cut corporate officer salaries by 0.09% last year. There's nothing left to do but lay off 400 technicians. Then forget you, man! I'm sure there are plenty of jobs out there for someone with my experience! And just yesterday, I repaired the Frosty machine and scored "Employee of the Week"! Yeah -- are my fries going to be up soon? I've got a corner office now and I like to get back in time to admire the sunset.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Is it a stripcreator tradition to break in new art?

Bad jokes, #2 by Devin 4-24-03

So I said, "if they want to make comics in leetspeak, just LEET them!" I see that left you cold.