*Bows*
Good day to one and all. Sorry for flooding the "Todays last 20" list, but this is addicting and stuff...

*Stares off into space*
Yes... well, Good day.

What?

Just don't make eye contact.

I don't wear contacts.

*Glares at everyone on the fourm*

So what you guys do fer fun around here?

*Grabs a stick*
*Pokes a dead fish*

I tend to make long winded circular series with no beginnings or ends. Read through my catalog.

Enjoy!

*I put on my robe and wizard hat.*

Hey, Can anyone submit artwork for strip usage?

I guess I should'a read the FAQ before opening my incompetent mouth...
Never mind.

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I guess I should'a read the FAQ before opening my incompetent mouth...
Never mind.

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Someone found the FAQ without being pointed there! Mercy, where are my heart pills? I think I feel the big one coming on!

Sorry about that. Didn't mean to crowd you.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I did.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

I picture this guy as a cross between Dracula and Groucho Marx, only not as threatening or funny. I see him walking like Snydley Whiplash, cloak in hand, elbows up, across the stage in great strides. Then he gets tangled in the curtains on the other side, tries to recover his composure, strides back off stage from whence he came and delivers his line to the props man.

But I give him credit for finding the FAQ. Welcome VB.

*reads some VB comics*

Well... welcome anyway.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Actully I look like a mix between a Henti tentical monster and Steve Buscemi...

If you want to see some of my (not only in my opinion) "best work" look up the comics:

Wendy's
Cyber
The Masters of Death
The Catus series (starting at the bottom)
Old Frineds 1,2,3

Good day!

Bah, I can't even get my own comics names right...

Masters of The Earth, not Masters of death.

I guess I just rush too much. Atleast thats what my Ex girlfriend said.

*rim shot*

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I guess I just rush too much. Atleast thats what my Ex girlfriend said.

*rim shot*

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Even after all these years, I can't read "rim shot" without grimacing. But one day.

That was the emotion I was shooting for.

Hey Vex, mind if I use your topic for my entrance?

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Pwned so much it hurts!

Sure thing.

Yo Vex, Ace, other people!

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Stuff! It's what's for dinner.

uhh..Hi? That sums up my flashy entrance...

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Pwned so much it hurts!

Moo ha ha.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm sorry but I had to ask - you used the word 'inslave' on purpose, right? I mean, you know it's spelt 'enslave', but you used 'inslave' as some sort of a joke, right? Please tell me such mistakes were meant as a joke...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)