...I would like my innate human need to be ranked, fulfilled, please!

From the beginning...

Kind of hit-and-miss, but on the whole I'd say you're doing alright. My favorite so far:

Bar binge alley by Impetus 5-16-03

Watch this... What? You're nothing more than a floating disembodied head and a blue sheet--subject to the endless taunting of an appearance-based society. While *my* socially acceptable corporeal existance is maintained! Turn the lights back on.

Keep at it, and welcome to Stripcreator.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

the 'here kitty' bits were a little cliche... but i did like the rest.
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.love is life. .l. . . .

I thought the here kitty 1[url=http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Impetus&ID=145198][/url] was the best, and grinned. The last one was good too.