Check this out it's quite scary and has a great corn muffin recipe.

http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/tips.html

I liked Boobscan better. It had boobs.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

But did those boobs give you a corn muffin recipe that feeds twelve?????

No, but one of the nipples gave me a recipe for hummus.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The "gallery" is an aesthetic Hell, but this grimacing, spunk-encrusted old butt pirate takes the cordon bleu.

Oh, and Gabe, you wanted boobs?

As the old saying goes, careful what you wish for, because you might see this picture and have to gouge out your eyes with a pen knife. At least they didn't snap this hideous tableau when the baby was in the act of nursing.

God, I've never seen such a pathetic gaggle of middle-aged ass jockeys.

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The pirate kenny is my personal favorite. One of the scariest things I've ever seen.

Who would win a fight between Bill Cosby from the Cosby Show and Bill Cosby from the show Cosby. I'm going with Cosby show Bill to beat the crap outta the show Cosby Bill. But the narrator for Fat Albert Cosby would mess em all up!!!!!!!!

And one day, if you're very lucky, exercise regularly, and cut out the fatty foods, you'll BE a middle-aged ass jockey.

:)

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

We all know that Kenny Rogers is the man but did anyone know that he tried out for the part of Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars????
Oh and another thing I tried that corn muffin recipe and let me just tell you this it's breath taken how delicious thos corn muffins are!!!!

And one day, if you're very lucky, exercise regularly, and cut out the fatty foods, you'll BE a middle-aged ass jockey.

Actually, I have just submitted my photo to www.menwholookliketrumancapote.com

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People I think I have just stumbled upon the greatest thing ever. It has to be seen to be believed I reccomend that everyone tries this it is simply awesome. Check this link it will change your life.

http://home.i1.net/~bytor/WW2112.html

Dark Side of Oz is WAAAAAY Better.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Dark side of OZ is quite superior to this without question. It's freaking Willy WONKA though come on thats just scary. It's also quite confusing to set this all up how did anyone even figure this out it's just terrifying.

WILLY WONKA will never get the respect he deserves it's just sad really.
***sigh***