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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

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Heh. Point taken, Chi.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Ahh, please don't take that the wrong way - from what little I've seen of them, your comics are quite good. Keep making them.

Thank you, Chi. I didn't take it the wrong way.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Good.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.