Clown Edy's Biggest Fan by KungChiFu 5-30-03

Stop making noise. No noise above one-millionth of a decibel. Impossible. I've got to breathe. No you don't. Now go away and practice not breathing.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Kids Say the Darndest Things by Bargaintuan 5-30-03

This painting sucks. It's not a painting. It's an Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky Bridge -- a portal into another universe parallel to our own. Well, it still sucks.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

What To Expect On "Read My Damn Comics" by Chi_The_Cynic 5-30-03

I call it... art! It blows.

Heh. Point taken, Chi.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Ahh, please don't take that the wrong way - from what little I've seen of them, your comics are quite good. Keep making them.

Thank you, Chi. I didn't take it the wrong way.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Good.

Turner prize winning material by jes_lawson 5-30-03

I call this one "Technicolour Yawn" I should cut down on the absinthe, shouldn't I? Leave me alone, loser!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.