A depressed man and his old friend were talking in their favorite bar. The depressed guy looked into his empty glass sadly. "I have to stop drinking so much."

His friend shrugged. "You say that every week."

"I mean it this time," the depressed guy said, sounding angry. "I mean, last night I got SO drunk that I BLEW CHUNKS!"

His friend looked unimpressed. "You get sick every time you have a lot of booze."

"No, man... Chunks is my dog."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

So this guy is like selling pancakes on this corner alright. Then theres this alcoholic guy who wants to go over there, but there working on the street so theres a big hole there. So this guys walking and he falls in the hole. So hes all pissed and the next day hes walking to get some pancakes from this guy and he falls in the hole again, only this time he sees the hole and tries to get outta the way. So he falls in the hole like 10 more times. Then one day he decides to just go down another street.

WASH AT WASH AND WASH MILLENIUM WASH!!!!!!

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. We're all stupider for having heard it. I can actually hear my brain cells dying.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

But he got those pancakes and in the end isn't that all that really matters??????

You're right, Crappy. Getting the pancakes at the end made it a much happier story.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Sleep Deprivation, and the resulting lack of coherancy. -_-']

Pancakes rock and there is no denying that brother. I love me some good ol' fashioned pancakes but I hate flap jacks go figure!!!!!!

Mrs Butterworth is animated via Satanic forces.

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'Bad joke derby: 20 questions']

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What others say about boorite!

That was NationalLampoon.com's latest joke for analysis. They do a nice "Iron Chef" riff on "moose cock."

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What others say about boorite!

I TOLD YOU SO!

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What others say about boorite!

I bet you Paul Bunyan could fit that up his ass.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Is there anything Paul Bunyan can't fit up his ass!!!!!

You know, that bottle used to be blue.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You know, that bottle used to be blue.

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Only because Paul's ox got to it first.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Or maybe it was Paul's Fox

http://www.skullsunlimited.com/reprotuctive-tools.htm

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I was gonna buy that walrus penis bone until I found out it was only a replica.
DAMN!!!!!!
http://www.jtleroy.com/raccoon.html

Now theres a sexual amulet you can set your watch too!!!!!!