Attitudechicka was complaining the other day that people always use her character to represent a lesbian, so here's an asexual strip featuring her from a few weeks back...

One Day, I Will Regain My Patience by choadwarrior 6-02-03

Were you waiting? Yes, for a day when the streets overflow with the unemployed and your boss can hire people who show their appreciation by pretending to give a shit.

I suspected the strip character was a lesbian though but was just too polite to mention it at the time.

In addition, she is even sometimes cast as the hot chick of the strip:

For Gia by Chi_The_Cynic 6-26-03

Yeah, you can stop staring at me now - I know I'm one hot chick, ok? I'm not staring at you, Maura - I'm staring at that fine figure of a woman standing behind you! RATS! Hubba hubba! Finally!

I've used Chicka twice and never as a lesbian.

Here she is playing the part of the quite hot superheroine Silk Spectre.

The Obligatory WATCHMEN strip by Captain_Satellite 2-10-02

Excuse me, Rorschach. I'm informing Laurie ninety seconds ago. RORSCHACH? Jon, DON'T! Don't start all your crap NOW! I - I'm sorry. It's these tachyons. They're muddling things up. Oh, save it Jon! You're having an affair with a MAN! She knows our secret. Hurm, show Kovacs again the practical applications of quantum mechanics.

And here she is just a random element in a strip that I should probably apologize for. It seemed funny at the time. *shrugs*

Head East by Captain_Satellite 2-01-02

I'm sorry, but I just can't resist. Did you have any bad dreams? Did you break any glass? Would you be my companion? Is there even a chance? You been talking in circles since I been able to cry. There's never been any reason for never telling me why, yeah-ah! Save my life! I'm going down for the last time!

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Your indifference only encourages me.

I don't think I've cast A-chicka as a lesbian in my comics--only in my fantasies.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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nah. I'll keep that mental image private.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This is the strip she was looking at when she complained that people always use her as a lesbian. She didn't complain that I made her hung like a horse, though.

Happy Father's Day by choadwarrior 6-15-03

Hey, can you cover my shift tonight? Sorry, I have to get home to my kids and celebrate Father's Day. But you're a lesbian. How do you decide which one of you gets Mother's Day and which one of you gets Father's Day? Well, I don't know about other lesbian couples, but in our case it was easy... I don't mean to brag, but I have an enormous clit.

It's the only other strip i've used her in.

There are worse things to be cast as...

Mr. Shark's revenge by mikeweeney 12-28-02

Wow, I'm so lucky. After that sweet-ass gig in MIB2, I'm living the high life, walking on this ball for money. Bravo, Bravo! Encore! Hello, you fucking unfunny shit-eater you. How're things? Hey fuck you asshole! ...Oh wait, I remember you. You're the loser who's part I stole. That is correct, and I have come for my revenge... TAKE THAT!! MWAH HA HA HA HA! Oh no! Now I'm Michael Jackson, the only person in the movie who was worse than me! Kill me please!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I never thought of chicka as a lesbian. I always thought of her as...

Casting outtakes from Resident Evil 2 by Drexle 6-29-03

Halt! You are in violation of penal code 2453-A, armed assault! Put down your weapon or I will be forced to fire! God, Leon... you're such a dumbass.

Claire Redfield.

I never once portrayed her as a lesbian. Then again, I've only used the icon once myself.

The Comic Strip With The Not So Fresh Feeling by Riotmoon 10-04-01

Rule #1 The first rule of beaver-shaving. . .you do NOT talk about shaved beaver! I can DIG IT, Shaft! Rule #2 The second rule of . . .shit, my leg's stuck. . . I'll hit it with this twig. Anytime, Ladies. . . Hey, fuck you, pal. . .I got D-Batteries stuck up there. . .when I find that fucking Squirrell . . It's not a twig. It's a nose hair.

Compared to this, lesbianism probably doesn't seem so bad.

I promise next time I use it, I'll have her beating up clowns. It might even put me right with Jesus.

Then again, maybe not.