mmyers
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| Man, I would have grabbed some pants if I knew I'd be walking around this long. Maybe the zombies will be homophobic. Hey, here's someone. | |
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| I'm Jamalia. I'm one of the last people left. I'm in great shape, I'm very lonely, and I've become a bad ass in the last 28 days. | |
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| And this is my traveling companion, Trevor. | |
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Jamalia's exact words were, "If I have any doubts about either of you being zombies, I'll kill you and spray you with a fire extinguisher."
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| Well, Trevor, this sure is awkward, like a big sausage party, am I right? | |
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| Look man, just shut up, stay close to Jamalia and I and you'll be safe. | |
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| Yeah...hey Trevor, what are those things that Stevie Wonder has in his hair? | |
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| What did I tell you? If I think you're a zombie, I'll kill you. Come on, bitch...I mean Brian, let's get out of here. | |
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| This is my daughter Holly. We're the last father and daughter on Earth. Our TV set is picking up a transmission that says there's help outside the city. | |
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| Fuck, even in a world populated by zombies, they're still coming out with new episodes of American Idol. | |
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| Please give a warm welcome, from the Dallas, Ft. Worth area, singing the Rod Stewart classic, "Downtown train", Kimmy Stabelton! | |
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| *Music* Will I see you tonight, on a downtown train. Every night, every night, it's just the same, on a downtown... BBRRRAAAIIINNSSS! | |
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| You have a great look, great dance moves, very confident, but you went a little flat on the "BRAINS" part of the song. | |
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--- Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.
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