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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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Jesus Fucking Christ!!!1167!!! Enough, already.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

7-09-03 6:06pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Agreed.

7-09-03 6:30pm (new)
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Captain_Satellite
Amiable Zany

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1168 now.

I suspect this gravy train is far from over...

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Your indifference only encourages me.

7-09-03 7:20pm (new)
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Captain_Satellite
Amiable Zany

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In fact, it definitely isn't.

Has Anyone Done This Yet? by Captain_Satellite
7-09-03
DUCK SEASON!
WABBIT SEASON!
DUCK SEASON!
WABBIT SEASON!
CORNHOLING SEASON!
Oh crap!

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Your indifference only encourages me.

7-09-03 7:33pm (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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My name is mmyers, and I've made 3 comics with Tobor in them. The last time I used Tobor was...*sniff, sniff*...two months ago. I started using Tobor because I saw everyone else *sniff, sniff* using him and I thought I could use him in a way everyone else hadn't thought of. I was a fool. Thank you.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

7-09-03 8:50pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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I think between 5% and 10% of those Tobor comics are mine.

That's a scary thing.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

7-09-03 9:21pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Which comic was the first appearance of Tobor?

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Poop.

7-09-03 9:23pm (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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My Tobor Comic by Bargaintuan
7-09-03
RARRR!!! TOBOR WILL—
Cornhole me. Yeah, I know.
NO!!! TOBOR IS NOT TIRED CLICHÉ!!!
That's news to me.
TOBOR JUST WANT TO BORROW COMPUTER TO READ TOBOR'S E–MAIL. *sniff*
Sorry, but I'm busy making a comic at Stripcreator. "RARR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!"

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

7-09-03 9:53pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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1168 now.

I suspect this gravy train is far from over...


Gravy train? I thought this was a gravy boat.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

7-09-03 10:04pm (new)
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Captain_Satellite
Amiable Zany

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Whatever floats your gravy boat, dcom.

Here's a blast from the past

An Important Announcement by Captain_Satellite
11-19-02
*ahem*
We at Captain Satellite Productions would like to apologize for the preceding strip.
"Spank the Pink Donkey" (strip #103174) had no discernible point or humor. It was just an excuse for a catchphrase.
I think we can all agree that catchphrases by themselves are not inherently funny.
Meanwhile...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

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Your indifference only encourages me.

7-09-03 11:01pm (new)
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Captain_Satellite
Amiable Zany

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Well, if you mean calling the red robot "Tobor", the first strip seems to be this one
Ode To Billy Joe by Wulfgar
2-20-01
Tobor's Home Funnies
I will *CRUSH* you!
That's O.K., I'm dying of a terminal disease anyway.
The Girls Say:
This is going to be good!
I itch in secret places.
Where will the carnage end?!?
Je ne comprende pas!
Sweet Home Chicago!

But I do believe it is boorite who deserves credit/blame for the Tobor we all know and overuse.

Serial Comic: the April-soft freshness of Downey by boorite
4-02-01
The Late etc. Show
Mary, now that we know you're not blowing a squid, what happened after Bob Jr morphed into a huge S&M penguin?
That sick bastard had me put on a killer robot disguise and play out his rape fantasies. It was the only thing that would keep him sober!
RAAARRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
EEEEEK! My lash hardly scratches the brute!
AIIIEEEE! He intends to core sample me with his mighty hydraulics!
RAAARRR... uh, Bob? This isn't really working for me. You see, I've been keeping something from you...

Read them. It's like history or something.

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Your indifference only encourages me.

7-09-03 11:17pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Yielding to Temptation by kaufman
7-10-03
o/` I've got bloodstains in my underwear.
And when I sit down, it hurts my derrierre.
I guess you'd say ...
What can make me feel this way?
Tobor, Tobor, TOBOR! Talkin' 'bout Tobor, TOBOR!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

7-10-03 7:21am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Yes, Tobor first cornholed, ironically enough, the day after April Fool's Day, 2001. Tobor's prototype was ObiJo's Sodomizer 5000.

Tobor was first pronounced passé 3 weeks and 12 strips later by someone called "balan" in a comic called "Getting sick of Tobor."

The 115 weeks since then have brought 1161 Tobor strips, not counting several where his name was misspelled "Tabor." I have a few ideas about why.

One, Tobor embodies brutality-- sudden, senseless, implacable, and mechanized-- and thus he provides a ready symbol for the modern condition.

Two, he yells "cornhole."

Three, making a Tobor strip is a sort of baptism. An obscene, juvenile sort of baptism, but still.

Four, making a strip out of such absurdly threadbare and (let's face it) bad material is a challenge that great minds like yours, here at Stripcreator, cannot resist. It's like writing a story that opens, "it was a dark and stormy night." That opening, in fact, inspired the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, in which writers submit one sentence purporting to be the opening to the worst novel ever written.

Five, you can show how cool you are by making a strip about how uncool Tobor is, and you still get to use Tobor.

Yes, Tobor is crude and dumb and worn out. He always has been, and that's why many of us adore him. I hope people keep using him so he will be even more like he is than he is already.

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What others say about boorite!

7-10-03 8:35am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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I know that after I use Tobor, I get worn out.

7-10-03 8:46am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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I've found evidence of the use of Tobor from way before then, and it looks like in those days he was still just "confused" about his sexuality.

Here it is

I'm sorry I can't just post it here, Freeservers are gits And I'm sorry for the pop-ups, they are also munghumpers as well as gits.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

7-10-03 9:04am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Well, yeah, I got Tobor's name from the B-movie Tobor.

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What others say about boorite!

7-10-03 9:09am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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Didn't somebody post a site with a whole bunch of posters with a robot named tobor a while ago?

7-10-03 9:13am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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Here's an old thread with some good Tobor comics.

7-10-03 9:19am (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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STARTLING REVELATION: "Tobor" is "robot", spelled backwards!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

7-10-03 10:12am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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OH REALLY!!?? WOW!!!!

7-10-03 10:14am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Back when I was on Sparkmatch, I remember occasionally seeing some guy with the screen name TOBOR. He was listed as being gay.

7-10-03 10:30am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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I only used Tobor once, and that was in a postmodern, ironic way. This may be rich coming from the author of fuck, but I just don't think Tobor's very funny.

7-10-03 10:44am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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I think it depends......

7-10-03 12:05pm (new)
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Kaddar
Captain Insano

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I use tobor, but only because he was a good character to mispell for the board game comic competition.
CC 182: The Stripcreator Board Game Advance by KaddarComps
4-15-03
HUGH SPELLING ERROR: And you're not a donating user, lose $10 and all comics reduced in funny points by 5.
TORBO WILL DO SOMETHING OR OTHER.
HIT THE DUPLICATE KEY BY MISTAKE: Move back 3 spaces and rush when doing any tasks on the next turn, also, the result of your tasks won't be as funny.
CRAP
COMIC HAS NO PUNCHLINE:

And besides, I refer to this comic in panel 2 with him as unfunny.
CC 182: The Stripcreator Board Game Cube by KaddarComps
4-15-03
FIRST COMIC: Lose 200 funny points until you become a donor and delete first comic
HA HA, GET IT. CLONE WARS
YARR
BECOME POPULAR: You're so funny everyone adds you to their favorites list, and asks you to return the favor. End up having 35 unfunny favorite comics in your profile, minus 20 funny points.
So I said to him, "TORBO SI COOEL"
I lovve you baby.
USE KADDAR'S PROPS: Hey, gotta give props to kaddar, so if he is playing, give him $1
Checkmate.. WAIT What are you doing with that eraser? NOooooooooooo!

Kaddarcomps is my competition account, because I didn't want inside jokes for stripcreator in my other account.

7-10-03 12:14pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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I've used Tobor and referenced his output but never his complete catchphase.

Glad to see the original comic featuring TOBOR, though.

Thanks, boorite...I think.

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7-10-03 12:51pm (new)
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