This was an idea that I had for a skit awhile back but ran into some difficulty getting them to clear it, so screw it. here it is.

Inside the Rapper's Studio (1) by mmyers 7-23-03

Hello, this is James Tetley with Inside the Rapper's Studio. We're here with master rapper, Snoop Doggy Dog. It's a pleasur-izill my swizel stick, James Tetley. Snoop Dog, I'm going to jump right into the questions. I've been a long time fan, collecting and playing all your records over and over. My question is, what is the 'chronic'? For shizzel, my nizzel, the bubonic chronic is a hunk, no better yet a chunk of that funk that have yo' ass straight trippin', divin' and dippin' and giving punks a wippin'.

Inside the Rapper's Studio (2) by mmyers 7-23-03

Does anyone speak "Doggy Dog"? I can't understand a damn word out of this guy. The chronic, man, the chronic. Buddha, indo, weed, a fatty, a joint, that sticky stuff, maryjane, grass, ganja, hay, Acapulco gold, hydro, stick...you know, man .... pot. Ohhhhh, pot. Of course. Now what do you do with this 'pot'?

Inside the Rapper's Studio (3) by mmyers 7-23-03

Now Snoop, in your song "Pussy sells" you say, "Oohh She got the bomb, My bitch got some bomb ass pussy, Oohh She got the bomb, You want the honey nigga I want the money." What do those lines mean to you? Basically, that every man is a prostitute to something, whether it be money or fame or to his God, and that only when we accept our own limitations can you get what you want. Also, pimpin' ain't easy.

Inside the Rapper's Studio (4) by mmyers 7-24-03

Snoop Dog, you have been a delight. This is the part of the show where I ask you the questions from Bouillon de Culture by Bernard Pivot. Damn, foo', kick that shit, James Tetley. What is your favorite word? Um, I guess I'd have to say "Fuck." And your least favorite word? Um, "stop fucking." That's two words, I guess. Maybe 'non-fucking' then.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Inside The Rapper's studio (5) by mmyers 7-25-03

If you had to have some other career besides the one you're having, what would it be? I'd probably be a rapper, or a hip-hop lyricist, maybe. What's you're favorite curse word? I'd have to say 'Fiddle sticks". It just sounds funny, you fizzle my shizzle? Oh you bet. And finally, Snoopy, if heaven exists, what do you hope God says to you at the pearly gates? 'What up, playa?' and then I'll be like 'What up, foo'?' then he'll be like 'I just had a toke of that chronic that made me choke, no joke' and I'll be like 'For real?' and he'll be 'Hit this shit.'

Inside the Rapper's Studio (6) by mmyers 7-25-03

"Let's take some questions from the class." Go ahead, guy in the red shirt, what's your question? yeah, Snoop,my question is, what set you claimin'? I'd have to say Wwwweeesstt Side! I'm East side, playa! Eat lead! BANG! BANG! Damn foo', I've been shot. That's cold. Sadly, most of our interviews end like this.

Inside The Rapper's Studio (7) by mmyers 7-25-03

As with most of my Inside the rapper's Studio interviews, we end here at the graveyard. We say goodbye to Calvin Brodus, aka, Snoop Doggy Dog. Snoop was a playa', a pimp, an OG, and my mutha fuckin' dog, so for you, Snoop Dog, I poor a little of this 40 out. God's speed, playa'. For Inside The Rapper's studio, I'm James Tetley saying goodnight. Don't cry for me, James Tet-tizzle, for shizzle. I'm going to have more albums coming out now than I did when I was alive. I'll have three new albums out by Christmas!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Brilliant. I don't know what you're on these days MM, but can I have some of it? Your strips have ranged from close-to-home funny to parody funny to just damn too funny, that series made me crease myself laughing.

Peace out, fo shizzle.

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All very funny. Number 3 was my favorite though.

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Poop.

Excellent.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

#5 is my favourite - I think it's how Snoop seems to trail off into his imagination in the end.

Glad you guys dug 'em. It's funny you mention me being on a roll, jes, because I felt like everyone has been so funny lately that I was a little self conscious about posting these. I have a vague idea of doing another one with Bushwick bill, the midget rapper from the Getto Boys. We'll see.

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like anyone needs to be told who Bushwick Bill is...duh

i knew this series was going to be good as soon as i read the title--excellent work

not only does the wiguwino look a little like that freaky James Tipton (to the Lipton, to the Tetley--mad props for that one, too!) guy, he's holding the forty-dog for the sud salute at the end--brilliant

mmyers--that biznitch is the shiznit

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Thanks Umfumdisi.
To the uninitiated, I give you Bushwick Bill.

Size ain't shit, he's from the old school, foo'. Now to find a character that's close enough to him.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.