A Public Service Announcement by Spankling 7-28-03

Spankling here. I'm not really a butt dusting hole snake, but I play one on the internet. Well... okay, maybe I step over the line now and... but that's not tonight's message! I'm here to invite all you young ladies to do something I know will do you a world of good - masturbate regularly. Now I can hear you already. "How will I find the time? I might feel silly! How will I find my g-spot when the entire football team failed?" Just put all those thoughts aside and get busy with a buzzing household appliance. Ask your doctor or pharmacist how. Enjoy the beauty and wonder that is your crotch. If any of you need help getting started I am available for 1-on-1 (or 2-on-1) consultations. And remember, you hold the key to your own happiness. ... or at least you should several times a day. Have fun! And keep slapping that clam ladies! Thank you.

I believe Public Service announcements were already a CC topic ages ago. But this one came to me today.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bahahahaha! That's hilarious! I especially like this line:

"How will I find the time? I might feel silly! How will I find my g-spot when the entire football team failed?"

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Poop.

Keep slapping that clam???! spankling=hero

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

"butt dusting snake hole"

Excellent.

I also think we ought to rename the "Tattoo Barbie" thread the "Spankling's World of Web Wonderment" thread in honour of all the funky articles he finds and posts, that save me from having to do useful work.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

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"butt dusting snake hole"

Excellent.

I also think we ought to rename the "Tattoo Barbie" thread the "Spankling's World of Web Wonderment" thread in honour of all the funky articles he finds and posts, that save me from having to do useful work.

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