SmackDown was on last night for the first time in almost a year. NOW I AM HAPPY LIKE MY TV RADIATED SOME KIND OF DRUG THING THAT WOULD, YOU KNOW.. MAKE ME HAPPY!

SmackDown! Whoooo! And Zack Gowen was wearing a Yukon Braxton shirt! J-C-Dub! J-C-Dub! J-C-Dub! He's dead now, but he's still super awesome.

I think I'm going to go kill myself now.

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Help me get a hooker

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Paypunk may be "fast, free and secure" but will the hooker be as well? Okay... not free, That's a given.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Thw quality of the hooker will depend upon the quality of donations.

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I wish they still showed wrestling on terrestial TV here. It was kind of fun.

If they don't show it on basic terrestial TV, maybe you should get extra terrestial.

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If they don't show it on basic terrestial TV, maybe you should get extra terrestial.

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Or go down to a pub and start spreading rumors just before closing time.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I've been missing wrestling lately because of rehearsals but I heard Zac Gowan was a crazy bumping machine. I wish i could have seen Eddie Guerrero versus Benoit from the last ppv. They beat each other down for my pleasure.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Done.

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Dad was flammable

Giving him Andy's maw's phone number doesn't count.

By the way, Dcom. We want photographic proof of this hooker. Can't have everyone donating, then you swanning about with a new Rolex or something.

Then he'll need to open the "Get Dcom A Camera" fund.

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Poop.

*calls up Jodie Foster, Julia Roberts, the Vietnamese chick from 'Full Metal Jacket' and Hugh Grant's piece of ass, Divine Brown*

That good enough for ya, dcom? :P

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Gowan rocks.

That is all.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

quote:

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Giving him Andy's maw's phone number doesn't count.

By the way, Dcom. We want photographic proof of this hooker. Can't have everyone donating, then you swanning about with a new Rolex or something.

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There will be photographic proof! But only for people who donate.

(p.s. I love Kajun now more than ever)

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Also done. Just promise me you won't get one from Frankston.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Hey, we have great hookers here! Underage, but great...

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Did you really donate, jes? I'm not seing anything from you.

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Ah, there it is.

Thanks, Jes. Your donation really does mean a lot to me.

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It's in lieu of that Roots Manuva track, which I can't find. Also, I want photos as well...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You'll get the photos.

I found the track, and now I am working on operation "download music like jes sent". Becuase I don't like spending my own money, and you're awesome.

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Batman created by Bob Kane