My strips are supposed to be stupid, as they are the adventures of a retarded person. Admitably, the first one is very stupid, and the first two have typos/errors, but whatever. I'm new. I'm also from the same place as Sid_Omega. Anyway, start with the first one and continue:

Retardo's Hook... by Fried_Goron 8-04-03

We find Retardo boy at the police precinct trying to read a letter... Aww...I...what...?...can't figure...it out... 'ey! 'EY YOU! Yeah you, the retarded one! What the 'ell do ye think yer doin'?! I'm...um...what was I doing? Oh...yeah...I was trying to read a letter I found... Well, boy, lemme see it, I might be able ter read it for ye... Sigh, Retardo boy, will you ever learn? Ummm...okay...here ya go...what were we talking about? Don' be daft boy...lemme see...DEAR LORD BOY, THIS IS AND FOR AD FOR A 'OOKER! A 'OOKER! Alrigh', yer ter come with me...

They're not really very good, are they? The guy isn't doing anything particularly funny, and then you've got the narration going "Look how retarded the guy is! Look! Now he's hammering nails into his head and sitting in a bin! Oh, the craziness!"

Stupid people aren't funny unless they do or say something funny. And the stripcreator doesn't really lend itself to showing people doing funny things that well (other than hammering a nail into their head, and believe me, that gets old fast), so saying funny things is the way to go.

Keep at it though.

Meh.

FRIED GORON OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Wow. I was just going to say you're awful, but kvk summed it up much more eloquently. So what he said, seconded.

I only made it through about 6 of your comics before I gave up.

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I read all of them.

The only thing I learned is that I love kramer more than I thought.

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Dad was flammable

Yup...I agree...well, I do.

"Shhh....watching TV" is funny

k-vs-k, your own version of 'the retarded kid' strips is some of the best satire I've seen in a while.

As for the other guy who started this thread.... whatever.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I don't particularly want to hijack the guy's idea, but what the hell.

The Adventures of Retard-Man by kramer_vs_kramer 8-05-03

Look! It's Retard-Man. Let's see what wackiness he's up to today! Hi there, Retard-Man! What can I get you today? Just a newspaper and some milk, thanks. Ummm... I keep meaning to ask; why are you called Retard-Man? Oh, I have a mild form of autism. Nothing major. Hahaha! What a retard! Oh well. Here's your stuff. Thanks. Bye!

Retard-Man goes on the pull by kramer_vs_kramer 8-05-03

Oh no! Retard-Man's trying to speak to a girl! I bet he says something stupid. He's such a retard! Hi there! I'm called Retard-Man. Would you like to come out for a drink some time? Retard-Man? That's a strange name. Why do they call you that? Hahaha! What a fanny! He has no chance! Oh, I have a mild form of autism. It doesn't affect me too much, though. Well, in that case I'd love to get a drink. Next week maybe? Oh. Cool! Does Wednesday suit you? Yep. See you then!

Can I play too?

The Adventures of Ricky Retardo by kaufman 8-06-03

Look, it's Ricky Retardo. He's socially interacting. Let's see what happens! Ricky Retardo is a strange name. How did you get it? I often take a while to answer simple questions, and wind up stammering. Uh oh, he's going to self destruct! How long will it take him to figure this out? Is that so? Okay, tell me this. What color is the sky? Wait for it ... Here it comes ... Give us your answer, Ricky ... Bwahahahah! Babalu.

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May I cut in?

The Further Adventures of Retard-Man by mmyers 8-06-03

Retard-Man's first day at work. Hey, welcome to the company, Retard-Man. Hey, with a name like that, you must be a real freaking idiot, huh? Actually, it's Retardman. I'm Jewish. And, no, I'm not an idiot. I was salutatorian at Princeton with a 4.0 GPA. Nice try, Retard-Man, you stupid person with low IQ. Whatever, Retard-Man. Pick up that hammer and nails and hammer yourself in the head. You know you want to. No I don't. That'd be ridiculous, plus, I feel like it's been performed 100s of times in more humorous ways. Go back to your synagogue, Retardman. You goofy bastard. It's great to have you on board. I'm sure I'm going to get tons of laughs at your expense. I'm going to go get some water.

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Retard boy by tryclide 8-07-03

Oh no, here comes retard boy. He's bound to do something stupid!! one bacon double and medium fries please. Ha ha ha!! look at him! what a retard! here you go. thanks. hang on a second.. *whistle*

I was inspired...

Retard man vs. Retardo by lukket 8-07-03

Oh. It's retardman vs. Retardo boy. They're just so retarded. Hey Retardo Boy. What are you doing with that hammer? Don't you have any pride? I don't care. It pays very well. You should try it to. Of course he'll try it. He's retarded. $25 for hammering nails through your forehead? He said that it is better than minimum wage. OK. So he didn't. I bet retardman will do something really retarded now. And his parents used to say he was such a bright boy. Hey. It hurts.

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