I was wondering if there is anyone out there who would consider letting me into the forums. I really would like to join in on some of the Comic Contests or Photoshop Contests. I promise to be kind and on my best behavior. Can you guys please just take the time to read the comics. I would appreciate it. Thank you for your time.

Over The Rainbow by Ewwwww 5-21-03

Ok baby, lets get it on... And When I say lets get it on I mean... Ill pay you three hundred dollars to sing "Over the rainbow" while I cry in the fetal position...

Best Pickup Line Ever! by Ewwwww 5-21-03

Mind Ye, Ye dont sweat much for a fat lass Damnit, that should have worked.

We've all been there. by Ewwwww 5-22-03

Hey Jake, wanna play Magic? Like hell no, your a nerd. Well, If you change your mind I'll just be sorting My Serra Angel into My WarLords deck...lol what ever man... Get it...It was a joke...Serra Angel comes in Armada...hahahaha god I want to die...

Ewwwww! by Ewwwww 7-17-03

So, can we have sex? Ok, just let me get into something more comfortable... YES! What the fuck?

Mario's career in 3 panels by Ewwwww 7-23-03

Super Mario Bros. Its a me! Mario! Super Mario Bros. 3 Its a me! Mario! Super Mario Sunshine Its a me! Mario!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I think Ewwwww should be allowed on the forums.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Mario's career in 3 panels should get you in on its own.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You mean you're not already allowed in the other forums? I listed you as a person I wanted to be given full forum access... how odd.

I looked at that thread after reading your comment, chi. I was mentioned by 3 people. Odd indeed. Maybe there was just a mix-up.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

'We`ve all been there.' is exactly how most of my jokes go down with Americans.

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

Well, Ewwwww, you have been allowed access, which was a decision of someone I respect a whole lot.

As much as I would love to see you fuck everything up and act like a complete twat in the forums and inevitably prove me as being right about you all along, I would rather you didn't.

If you become a loveable member of the SC community, I will happily be considered wrong.

Welcome, I guess.

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Dad was flammable

Like me!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Welcome, Ewwwww!

How do I join this club of nerd faggots

make a strip about how sex and drugs and video games are hilarious 8-)

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I STILL DON'T NEED THIS PLACE TO DO CMOICS BRAD, YOU FUCKING GOLLIWOG PICANINNY FUCKER :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I can't be pushy about wanting forum access, brad says. But I still want forum access.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

i want forum access too. my comics are hilarious. meh

Zero, I don't think it works if you're your own critic.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson