One day I woke up and found I had miraculous superpowers. Like being able to fly and super strength and shit.
Whoa. I know kung-fu.
At first I was all like, "I should totally go out and fight crime and be a hero. Like seriously beat down some criminals."
pwned!
OMG!
But then I remembered that I'd have to have, like a secret identity and shit, and that sounded a lot like work. So I called in sick and just watched TV all day.