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| Look... I don't mind helping an old lady cross the street... | |
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| ...but where is it written I have to help her take a shit? | |
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| Remember, sonny... When I'm done pooping, I need you to root around my ass with your penis to loos-en any dried out turds that may be clining to the inside of my sphincter. | |
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| I'll tell you where it's written- it's written in the book called, "I Just Hit the Fucking Jackpot!" YESSSSSSSSSS!!! | |
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| And, please DON'T wear a condom. I like this procedure to be au naturale... | |
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