Gosh, I've never brought a date to my place before. I want you to meet Cowdjinn. He's the pink cow I keep chained in my closet just to have someone to talk to.
Moo.
Hello, Bova! I'm very happy to make your acquaintence. I look forward to an evening in the presence of such a beautiful and fascinating woman.
Moo.
She's not much for words, but DAMN is this chick hot.
Of course, I mean "moo" in the most coruscating possible sense, if you'll pardon the hyperbole.
