*kzzzt* okay, this has to sound official or we're gonna be in trouble, got it? Yeah, I got this.
*Ahem* Mission control to Commander Chen. You may have noticed that we've been investigating a *snrk* "anomaly* in the artificial gravity for the past few hours. How's everything now?
*snicker* Er, Commander Chen? Is everything okay?
Oh, dandy. I just decoupled the restroom module. It should be landing on you guys in a few minutes. YOU clean it up!