Well, I think the crowd's about as big as it's gonna get, Captain Chip...if you can call it a "crowd"...forty or fifty people, tops...
Those people are my true fans! Bless each and every one of them for coming to see me!
Yeah, well... people have short memories, Captain Chip...the public is fickle...
I'll perform for this group of stalwart fans as though they were a throng of ten-thousand! I've never let a single Captain Chip fan down in my entire life!
Yeah, er, I've been meaning to tell you...we had to advertise you as "Captain Wanker", or else nobody would show up at all...sorry about that...
"Captain Wanker"? Oh my god, no...no! It was just a brief lapse into porn...I needed the money so badly for that hernia operation!
