So that medicine is making you change... species like this? And the pharmaceutical company won't tell you what to do about it?
When I told them my problem, they hung up on me. Then when I called back they played Alanis Morissette songs at me until *I* hung up -- which didn't take very long, I assure you.
Then we'd better get you to a doctor -- and keep well away from any mirrors. No offense, but I am NOT sharing a bed with any of these bizarre creatures.
I know it must be hard for you, to be separated for so long from my real body.