My children, I do not understand. I am a gentle man, with a message of peace, yet I sense that you fear and mistrust me. Why?
I'm a donkey, and I heard you were going to steal my bed!
I'm dead, but I heard that you won't even let guys like me rest in peace!
I'm a representative from Fishes and Loaves Against Cloning, and I must protest your egregious treatment of my constituents.
I'm a Turk. Call me crazy, but I've got this premonition that in a few centuries, Europeans are going to lead violent crusades against my people in your name.
I'm a film critic, and I don't even know where to start with "The Greatest Story Ever Told"....