You're under arrest for juggling, for that's the law, and the law is law.
I would kind of think that balancing myself on a single exercise ball with my feet is the opposite of juggling.
The law defines juggling as a balancing act, which is against the Governor's law, for balanced characters cannot be one-note characters.
You're damn right I'm not a one-note character. I am deep and complex. I juggle all kinds of things in my life: school, work, my secret identity as a superhero, and my many girlfriends.
Ah ha! So you admit it. You're going down, lawbreaker. Because that's the law!
Dude, one-note characters was last contest. This one is about juggling. You don't have to be so one-note anymore, or is that too much for you to juggle in your mind?