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FTC #2 : Old Jokes Retold
by
niteowl
10-07-03
Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard?
Alright
Why did the dwarf cross the road?
Hmmn...
To walk into the bar across the street with the doctor and the lawyer!
I walked into a bar once. That hurt like a sonofabitch.
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01/13/05 - CC 272 : Randomness on Random Comics
01/10/05 - The Replacement
01/10/05 - Moongate
01/08/05 - Gossip
01/08/05 - CC 272 : Super-Mecha-Angst.E.Teen (4)
01/08/05 - CC 272 : Super-Mecha-Angst.E.Teen (3)
01/08/05 - CC 272 : Super-Mecha-Angst.E.Teen (2)
01/08/05 - CC 272 : Super-Mecha-Angst.E.Teen
01/06/05 - Grand Theft Auto : Minnesooota
01/04/05 - Grand Theft Auto : Hawaii
01/03/05 - Grand Theft Auto : Streets of Toronto
12/30/04 - FTC #50 : Unclogging Pipes
12/30/04 - Remaking Vince Neil on VH1
12/28/04 - Worshipping the Strawberry
12/25/04 - CC 270 : The Relationship Killer
12/25/04 - Revolt at the North Pole
12/25/04 - Deep Freeze
12/17/04 - "Naked Came the Stripper" Chapter 5
12/09/04 - Nice Rack
12/07/04 - My Job Performance Review (fin)
12/07/04 - My Job Performance Review (6)
12/07/04 - My Job Performance Review (5)
12/07/04 - My Job Performance Review (4)
12/07/04 - My Job Performance Review (3)
12/07/04 - My Job Performance Review (2)
12/07/04 - My Job Performance Review
12/04/04 - Some People Have No Taste
12/01/04 - Laziness : End Game
12/01/04 - Laziness 13 : Conversations About One Thing
12/01/04 - Laziness 12 : Angry Men
11/30/04 - Laziness, it goes to 11
11/30/04 - Laziness X
11/30/04 - Laziness K-9 : K is for Killing
11/30/04 - Laziness 8 : 7 Ate 9
11/30/04 - Laziness 7 : Deadly Sins
11/30/04 - Laziness 6 : The Prisoner
11/30/04 - Laziness 5 : Seed of Upchucky
11/30/04 - Laziness 4 : Mothers On Patrol
11/30/04 - Laziness 3-D : D is for Dumbass
11/30/04 - Laziness 2 : The Sequel
11/30/04 - Laziness
11/29/04 - WW #31 - Cheaters
11/26/04 - WW 30 - World's Worst Things to Say to Your Kids
11/25/04 - Retribution
11/20/04 - Getting In The Spirit (4)
11/20/04 - Getting In The Spirit (3)
11/20/04 - Getting In The Spirit (2)
11/20/04 - Getting In The Spirit
11/17/04 - Freefall
11/17/04 - Lars Ulrich's Nightmare
11/12/04 - Dubya's Nightmare
11/12/04 - Jenna Jameson's Nightmare Before Copulation
11/05/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores (epilogue)
11/05/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores (13)
11/05/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores (12)
11/05/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores (11)
11/05/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores (10)
11/05/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores (9)
11/05/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores (8)
11/05/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores (7)
11/05/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores (6)
11/04/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores (5)
11/04/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores (4)
11/04/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores (3)
11/04/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores (2)
11/04/04 - The Haves and the Have Mores
11/01/04 - The NHL Lockout (5)
11/01/04 - The NHL Lockout (4)
11/01/04 - The NHL Lockout (3)
11/01/04 - The NHL Lockout (2)
11/01/04 - The NHL Lockout
10/31/04 - Halloween Horror Show
10/31/04 - Seriously, I can't wait until the elections are over. (fin)
10/31/04 - Seriously, I can't wait until the elections are over. (5)
10/31/04 - Seriously, I can't wait until the elections are over. (4)
10/31/04 - Seriously, I can't wait until the elections are over. (3)
10/31/04 - Seriously, I can't wait until the elections are over. (2)
10/31/04 - Seriously, I can't wait until the elections are over.
10/30/04 - More heh-paw-crass-see
10/30/04 - Protester Alert Color : Red
10/24/04 - A Novel Idea
10/24/04 - Late Night TV Madness : Comedy Central Stand-Up
10/17/04 - Sitcom Staples - Beauty and the Beast
10/05/04 - CC 260 : Cheney vs. Edwards
10/01/04 - CC 260 : Vote Urkel 2004!
09/30/04 - Where's that jar?
09/30/04 - Safety First
09/24/04 - The Household Pets Court
09/18/04 - Parental Guidance Suggested
09/18/04 - Pirates
09/09/04 - Party Time
09/06/04 - SC Music Video - Lunatic Fringe
09/05/04 - September Blizzard
09/04/04 - Bug Killer
08/27/04 - CC 255 : Annual Road Trip
08/27/04 - Damned
08/25/04 - The Crowd Gasps In Horror
08/25/04 - Boorite Finds Pants
08/23/04 - Why Commercials For Disney Movies Suck
08/22/04 - Bubble Bursting
08/17/04 - CC 254 : Equilibrium
08/14/04 - Jumper (fin)
08/14/04 - Jumper (9)
08/14/04 - Jumper (8)
08/14/04 - Jumper (7)
08/14/04 - Jumper (6)
08/14/04 - Jumper (5)
08/13/04 - Workout
08/12/04 - Jumper (4)
08/05/04 - Jumper (3)
08/05/04 - Jumper (2)
08/04/04 - That's What Friends Are For
08/03/04 - Google Ad Madness : Get $100 of Free Gas!
07/31/04 - Jumper
07/31/04 - FTC #40 : The Ultimate Red Wings
07/29/04 - Interpreting Dreams
07/28/04 - Carrot Top, Fluffer
07/28/04 - Carrot Top, Buffer
07/28/04 - Flying Windows
07/26/04 - 800
07/25/04 - The Company Meeting (3)
07/24/04 - The Company Meeting (2)
07/23/04 - The Perils of Stand-Up
07/23/04 - Visions
07/22/04 - Fart Goo
07/21/04 - The Company Meeting
07/21/04 - Anchorman in 6 Panels
07/20/04 - Stone Cold Steve Austin in 5 Years
07/20/04 - Stone Cold Steve Austin, Armchair Quarterback
07/20/04 - Stone Cold Steve Austin, Hippie
07/20/04 - Stone Cold Steve Austin, Truant
07/19/04 - Stone Cold Steve Austin, Fisherman
07/18/04 - Weddings and the Peanut Gallery (4)
07/18/04 - Weddings and the Peanut Gallery (3)
07/18/04 - Weddings and the Peanut Gallery (2)
07/18/04 - Weddings and the Peanut Gallery
07/18/04 - CC 251 : SC Home Shopping Network (4)
07/18/04 - CC 251 : SC Home Shopping Network (3)
07/18/04 - CC 251 : SC Home Shopping Network (2)
07/18/04 - CC 251 : SC Home Shopping Network
07/16/04 - VH1 Insomniac Music Theatre
07/16/04 - WW 21 : And they walked into a bar...
07/13/04 - Switch Hitter
07/11/04 - Thinking About Baseball Again
07/09/04 - The Buzz Wears Off
07/09/04 - VH1 I Love The 90's
07/06/04 - Superheroes at the Office (7)
07/06/04 - Superheroes at the Office (6)
07/06/04 - Superheroes at the Office (5)
07/06/04 - Superheroes at the Office (4)
07/06/04 - Superheroes at the Office (3)
07/06/04 - Superheroes at the Office (2)
07/06/04 - Superheroes at the Office
07/03/04 - The Divinyls Find Religion
07/03/04 - The Ghetto Dentist
07/03/04 - Lesser Of Two Evils
07/02/04 - CC 250 : Monsters!
06/29/04 - The Seduction
06/25/04 - Tribute
06/25/04 - Consolation Prize
06/25/04 - Match Play
06/25/04 - FTC #38 Template
06/19/04 - It's A Hard Knock Life
06/18/04 - Karma
06/18/04 - The Enabler
06/18/04 - Granny Panties Not Included
06/17/04 - FTC #37 : Next Time, Just Send A Hitman
06/17/04 - FTC #37 : Revenge Is Best Served Flaming
06/13/04 - The Internet Museum (fin)
06/13/04 - The Internet Museum (6)
06/13/04 - The Internet Museum (5)
06/13/04 - The Internet Museum (4)
06/13/04 - The Internet Museum (3)
06/13/04 - The Internet Museum (2)
06/13/04 - The Internet Museum
06/13/04 - Misinterpretation
06/11/04 - Three Years of Insanity
06/09/04 - The Hooker
06/09/04 - The White Stuff
06/06/04 - If Animal House was made today...
06/06/04 - Eulogy
06/02/04 - Scare Tactics
06/02/04 - Loading...
06/01/04 - Review Discussion on The Day After Tomorrow
05/31/04 - The Day After Tomorrow in 3 panels
05/31/04 - Multiple Vortices
05/31/04 - ObiJo is M.I.A. and I know why.
05/30/04 - Armageddon This
05/30/04 - Sharing Is Caring
05/30/04 - The New Employee
05/29/04 - Voices in my head (fin)
05/29/04 - Voices in my head (7)
05/29/04 - Voices in my head (6)
05/29/04 - Voices in my head (5)
05/29/04 - Voices in my head (4)
05/29/04 - Voices in my head (3)
05/29/04 - Voices in my head (2)
05/29/04 - Voices in my head
05/29/04 - Red Alert
05/26/04 - ...and you'll always look keen.
05/22/04 - Hardcore
05/21/04 - The Lighter Side of Videogame Cut Scenes
05/17/04 - BTC #5 : Tomorrow, Tomorrow...
05/16/04 - EA Sports. It's in the Game.
05/16/04 - Still Offensive
05/16/04 - Offensive
05/16/04 - Stunt Penis
05/16/04 - The Pina Colada Song Revisited
05/15/04 - Click Here For Help
05/15/04 - The Campaign Trail
05/15/04 - Video Killed The Tabloid Star
05/15/04 - Doctor, Doctor
05/15/04 - Pimpalicious Prose
05/15/04 - Talk about the Passion
05/15/04 - Ok, so there's this fork in the road...
05/15/04 - Aww, MAN.
05/15/04 - The Smell of Hickory Smoked Bacon
05/15/04 - Signals
05/15/04 - Showdown at the I'm Doing Great Corral
05/15/04 - Sporkpoint
05/14/04 - FTC #34 Psychic
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #24 (Season Finale)
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #23
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #22
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #21
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #20
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #19
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #18
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #17
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #16
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #15
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #14
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #13
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #12
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #11
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #10
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #9
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #8
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #7
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #6
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #5
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #4
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #3
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #2
05/09/04 - 23:59 - Hour #1
05/08/04 - CC 243 : Jurassic Parking In The Rear Revisited (4)
05/08/04 - CC 243 : Jurassic Parking In The Rear Revisited (3)
05/08/04 - CC 243 : Jurassic Parking In The Rear Revisited (2)
05/08/04 - CC 243 : Jurassic Parking In The Rear Revisited
05/07/04 - The Battle
05/07/04 - Heh-paw-crass-see
05/06/04 - FTC #34 Template
05/05/04 - FTC #33 : Woe
05/05/04 - FTC #33 : Swaying The Vote
05/05/04 - 666
05/05/04 - God as an MPAA Spy
05/05/04 - All Rise
05/05/04 - Music Super(Star) Market: Pixie Styx
05/05/04 - National Anxiety Disorders Screening Day (2)
05/05/04 - National Anxiety Disorders Screening Day
05/01/04 - Little League Post-Game Show (7)
05/01/04 - Little League Post-Game Show (6)
05/01/04 - Little League Post-Game Show (5)
05/01/04 - Little League Post-Game Show (4)
05/01/04 - Little League Post-Game Show (3)
05/01/04 - Little League Post-Game Show (2)
05/01/04 - Little League Post-Game Show
04/28/04 - First (and Last) Date
04/28/04 - Music Super(star)Market - Cream of the Crop
04/28/04 - Get it right!
04/27/04 - Oops
04/26/04 - More Sexual Dysfunction
04/26/04 - Sexual Dysfunction
04/26/04 - Inspiration
04/26/04 - Redecorating
04/26/04 - Oral Report
04/26/04 - Moonshine
04/25/04 - SC Livejournals - Coyote
04/24/04 - I can't make it in today, boss.
04/24/04 - Help!
04/23/04 - Making A Deposit
04/23/04 - SC Livejournals - Ivy
04/23/04 - Huh?
04/23/04 - The Priest and the Choirboy
04/23/04 - The Last House on the Left
04/23/04 - I'm on a Highway to Hell
04/23/04 - Users hurt most by the Obscenity Filter
04/21/04 - A Light Snack
04/21/04 - Building the Perfect Pop Band
04/21/04 - Greed
04/21/04 - SC Livejournals - Butch
04/20/04 - SC Livejournals - Cowboy (GW)
04/19/04 - SC Livejournals - Wirthling
04/19/04 - SC Livejournals - Spaceman
04/19/04 - SC Livejournals - Dr. Pedantic
04/19/04 - SC Livejournals - Mr. Stinky Butt
04/18/04 - SC Livejournals - The Reaper
04/18/04 - SC Livejournals - Dog On Ball
04/18/04 - SC Livejournals - Tobor
04/17/04 - Why cats are infinitely better than people.
04/17/04 - 2 Minutes for Dropping the Bomb
04/12/04 - Wrong Number (3)
04/12/04 - Wrong Number (2)
04/12/04 - Wrong Number
04/11/04 - Soap Opera
04/11/04 - God's Secret Profession
04/11/04 - Chappelle's Show Outtakes
04/11/04 - Poetic Justice
04/11/04 - Boudreaux's Butt Paste
04/10/04 - Easter Egg Hunt
04/09/04 - Mind Reader
04/09/04 - CC 239 : Monster Mash
04/08/04 - CC 239 : Descendents - Weinerschnitzel
04/08/04 - CC 239 : King's X - Six Broken Soldiers
04/08/04 - CC 239 : In The Mood
04/08/04 - CC 239 : Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast
04/08/04 - Another great Google Ad
04/07/04 - Hockeytown vs. Music City
04/07/04 - CC 239 : The Fixx - The Strain
04/07/04 - CC 239 : Pink Floyd is Sex Music
04/07/04 - 600
04/04/04 - 42.
04/03/04 - CC 238 : Elevator Music
04/02/04 - Lipstick
04/02/04 - EWallet
04/02/04 - This is only a slight exaggeration.
04/02/04 - ...Or the Gods are malign.
04/02/04 - The work ethic in America is dead.
04/02/04 - I'd rather...
03/31/04 - Free Falling
03/31/04 - Scroll Lock
03/31/04 - Insert
03/31/04 - Break
03/30/04 - Love, from a different perspective
03/30/04 - I am woman, hear me bawl.
03/29/04 - Did you know...
03/29/04 - Absurd
03/28/04 - Queef Me Deadly
03/28/04 - The Big Bang
03/27/04 - FTC #28 Psychic
03/27/04 - Late night TV ad madness : Nike
03/27/04 - Dennis Miller
03/27/04 - Late night TV ad madness : Natural Bra
03/25/04 - SC in Music Video - 80's Flashback
03/25/04 - Pretzel Logic
03/22/04 - CC 237 : Damn n00bs!
03/22/04 - SC Monopoly - Chance
03/22/04 - SC Monopoly - Community Chest
03/21/04 - Should've bought Energizers
03/21/04 - BONUS 237 : AISAN GRLS TAK OVRE TEH WERLD
03/21/04 - CC 237 : No Apologies
03/20/04 - FTC #28 Template
03/20/04 - Hand Check
03/20/04 - World's Worst #10
03/20/04 - The Misanthropic Doctor
03/19/04 - Never Enough
03/18/04 - Worst Thing To Say When Selling A House
03/17/04 - MTV Cribs
03/17/04 - Say Anything...
03/17/04 - Spies Like Jesus
03/17/04 - And I bring you...
03/16/04 - Burning Questions Answered
03/16/04 - Comic Cup XII : Spaceball
03/15/04 - Threats
03/15/04 - Why Hijackers Suck
03/14/04 - FTC #27 : Leave it at the office
03/13/04 - House Party
03/13/04 - Boiling bunnies aren't needed to make an impression.
03/12/04 - Todd Bertuzzi
03/11/04 - Presidential Campaign Ads
03/10/04 - He has a small weenie.
03/10/04 - No Cheapshots Here
03/10/04 - Jailbreak
03/09/04 - Alive in 3 panels
03/09/04 - Prince Charming
03/08/04 - A Coleridge Kick
03/08/04 - Ni! Physics
03/08/04 - Job Interview
03/07/04 - Bronx Boo
03/07/04 - Love Thy Neighbor
03/07/04 - More Google Ad Goodness
03/06/04 - Stink Bomb
03/06/04 - C'mon, you know the words.
03/06/04 - FTC #26 : Switching Gears
03/06/04 - FTC #26 : Just Google It
03/06/04 - FTC #26 : BRB
03/06/04 - Apocalypse
03/04/04 - WW #8 - "Where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
03/04/04 - WW #8 - "How will you make this company better?" Part 2
03/04/04 - WW #8 - "How will you make this company better?"
03/02/04 - Up For Debate (5)
03/02/04 - Up For Debate (4)
03/02/04 - Up For Debate (3)
03/02/04 - Up For Debate (2)
03/02/04 - Up For Debate
03/02/04 - Comments on niteowl (eight)
03/02/04 - God Smites the Oscar Crowd
02/28/04 - Comments on niteowl (siete)
02/28/04 - Necessities
02/28/04 - It doesn't go unnoticed.
02/28/04 - Comments on niteowl (sechs)
02/28/04 - Amnesia
02/28/04 - Comments on niteowl (cinq)
02/28/04 - Comments on niteowl (cuatro)
02/28/04 - Comments on niteowl (drei)
02/28/04 - Comments on niteowl (deux)
02/28/04 - Comments on niteowl (uno)
02/22/04 - Anna Nicole Smith for Trim Spa
02/22/04 - Marriage Is Sacred
02/20/04 - Semi-Meaningless Award (inspired by mmyers)
02/20/04 - It's That Time Again
02/20/04 - Hello, McFly?
02/20/04 - FTC #24 : Aliens Kidnapped My Pancakes
02/19/04 - In The Stall - Celebrities Uncensored
02/19/04 - In The Stall
02/19/04 - World's Worst Things to Say to Your Doctor
02/19/04 - Fun with PMs
02/19/04 - Bloodletting
02/17/04 - Lucky
02/17/04 - Healthy Relationship
02/16/04 - Reincarnation (fin)
02/16/04 - Reincarnation (4)
02/16/04 - Reincarnation (3)
02/16/04 - Reincarnation (2)
02/16/04 - Reincarnation
02/15/04 - The New Kid In Town
02/15/04 - Hi Mom
02/15/04 - Worst Things to Say After Sex 4
02/14/04 - CC 232 : Good Ol' Jokes
02/13/04 - Worst Things to Say After Sex 3
02/13/04 - Worst Things to Say After Sex 2
02/13/04 - Worst Things to Say After Sex
02/13/04 - Don't Rock The Boat
02/11/04 - Grounded For Life
02/10/04 - Upcoming Sabbatical
02/09/04 - Role Model
02/09/04 - Candid Camera
02/08/04 - Showcase Showdown
02/08/04 - Cow Tipping
02/08/04 - Google Ad
02/08/04 - Career Change (8)
02/08/04 - Career Change (7)
02/08/04 - Career Change (6)
02/08/04 - Career Change (5)
02/08/04 - Career Change (4)
02/08/04 - Career Change (3)
02/08/04 - Career Change (2)
02/08/04 - Career Change
02/07/04 - Say it, don't spray it
02/06/04 - Breakup in the Airplane! cockpit
02/06/04 - WW#5 : ...you don't know where that finger's been.
02/06/04 - He's Shy Unless Beverages Are Involved
02/06/04 - Questionable Content
02/06/04 - The Cure
02/05/04 - Choosing Sides
02/04/04 - Congrats
02/04/04 - Vibrate This
02/04/04 - The Susan Atkins Diet
02/03/04 - FTC #21 : Run Like Hell
02/03/04 - The Game
02/03/04 - High Brow Homer
02/02/04 - Rap
02/02/04 - Levitra
02/01/04 - Hidalgo
02/01/04 - Super Bowl Halftime Show
01/31/04 - The Sex Shop (fin)
01/31/04 - The Sex Shop (12)
01/31/04 - The Sex Shop (11)
01/31/04 - The Sex Shop (10)
01/31/04 - The Sex Shop (9)
01/31/04 - The Sex Shop (8)
01/31/04 - The Sex Shop (7)
01/31/04 - The Sex Shop (6)
01/31/04 - The Sex Shop (5)
01/31/04 - The Sex Shop (4)
01/31/04 - The Sex Shop (3)
01/31/04 - The Sex Shop (2)
01/31/04 - The Sex Shop
01/31/04 - The Hunt For Gigli
01/29/04 - Save a buck or two
01/28/04 - Out in the Cold
01/27/04 - Reflection
01/26/04 - Diff'rent Strokes Physics
01/26/04 - Weenie Roast
01/26/04 - World's Worst #4
01/25/04 - FTC #20 : The Big Question
01/25/04 - Pre-Emptive Strike Redux
01/25/04 - Pre-Emptive Strike
01/25/04 - I ain't lovin' it, dawg
01/25/04 - Semi-Close Encounter
01/25/04 - Who says teachers aren't influential?
01/23/04 - World's Worst Things to say in your Boss' Office.
01/22/04 - A Shocking Revelation
01/22/04 - World's Worst Things To Say To Your Female Boss
01/20/04 - What's next? ;p;?
01/20/04 - Another True Story
01/19/04 - FTC #19 : Dizz Knee Land
01/19/04 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
01/19/04 - Mind-Altering Drugs Sold Separately
01/18/04 - 420
01/18/04 - It's all about the hose
01/17/04 - Why Premarital Sex Is Necessary
01/17/04 - Microsoft vs. Linux
01/17/04 - PSA
01/15/04 - Ann Coulter's Head Explodes
01/15/04 - Those Darn Upcoming Holidays
01/15/04 - Shakes The Clown
01/14/04 - Crocodile Rock
01/13/04 - FTC #18 : Give that bitch a Twinkie already!
01/12/04 - The Enforcer
01/12/04 - The Munchies
01/11/04 - AHA Physics
01/10/04 - Donate or else, mofo
01/10/04 - The Americanization of Iraq
01/09/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (epilogue)
01/09/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (30)
01/09/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (29)
01/09/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (28)
01/09/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (27)
01/09/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (26)
01/09/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (25)
01/09/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (24)
01/09/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (23)
01/09/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (22)
01/09/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (21)
01/09/04 - Dayquil Gelcaps
01/08/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (20)
01/08/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (19)
01/08/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (18)
01/08/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (17)
01/08/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (16)
01/08/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (15)
01/08/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (14)
01/08/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (13)
01/08/04 - Intermission
01/08/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (12)
01/08/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (11)
01/08/04 - FTC #17 : Psychotic Psychic
01/08/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (10)
01/08/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (9)
01/08/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (8)
01/07/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (7)
01/07/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (6)
01/07/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (5)
01/07/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (4)
01/07/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (3)
01/07/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions (2)
01/07/04 - A space adventure of epic proportions
01/07/04 - Potty Mouth
01/07/04 - Are you trying to induce me, Doctor?
01/06/04 - It'll degrease your car's engine too...
01/03/04 - Hangover
01/03/04 - FTC #17 Template
01/03/04 - Arms Race
01/02/04 - New default characters - now with 50% more sluttiness!
01/02/04 - ObiJo judging the zillions of entries in CC 227
01/02/04 - Skeet Shooting World Championship
01/02/04 - Gabe Discovers Internet Porn
01/02/04 - Fart
01/02/04 - Information Overload
01/02/04 - If you're in AA, don't come to SC
01/02/04 - Lynyrd Skynyrd covers Spinal Tap's Stonehenge
01/02/04 - SC Music Video - Smoke On The Water (Long ver.)
01/02/04 - Good news, bad news
01/01/04 - Confusion
01/01/04 - The more things change...(2)
01/01/04 - The more things change...
12/31/03 - A Time To Reflect
12/31/03 - Cynicism Rears Its Ugly head
12/31/03 - Dick (Clark) Included
12/31/03 - The Advantages Of Being An Idiot
12/30/03 - Ringing In The New Year
12/30/03 - Now That's What I Call Music! Vol. 94
12/30/03 - An Oldie But A Goodie
12/29/03 - FTC #16: Jurassic Parking In The Rear
12/28/03 - Religious Differences
12/28/03 - Blogging
12/28/03 - The End Of The World
12/28/03 - Why eBay is the devil
12/27/03 - Milking It
12/27/03 - Nicorette
12/26/03 - Easy Like Friday Morning? (Clarification)
12/26/03 - Easy Like Friday Morning?
12/26/03 - The downside of being a reality TV star
12/26/03 - VH1 Bands Reunited
12/26/03 - Writer's Block
12/26/03 - Rethink that resolution?
12/26/03 - Christmas Morn
12/25/03 - That's My Boy
12/25/03 - A Holiday Special (fin)
12/25/03 - A Holiday Special (9)
12/25/03 - A Holiday Special (8)
12/25/03 - A Holiday Special (7)
12/24/03 - A Holiday Special (6)
12/24/03 - A Holiday Special (5)
12/24/03 - A Holiday Special (4)
12/24/03 - A Holiday Special (3)
12/24/03 - A Holiday Special (2)
12/24/03 - A Holiday Special
12/24/03 - Those Darn Pornographic Google Ads
12/23/03 - Interview with a hunter
12/22/03 - FTC #15 : Mice, Balls, and Fairies
12/22/03 - FTC #15 : Randy Jackson Had Bad Hair
12/22/03 - Orange
12/21/03 - Snowed In
12/20/03 - 9 Ladies Dancing...or not
12/20/03 - H8 Maids A-Milking
12/20/03 - A Partridge In A Pear Tree
12/20/03 - It's a picture, silly.
12/19/03 - Don't Hate...
12/18/03 - A Christmas Twist
12/18/03 - Feedback
12/18/03 - The Will
12/18/03 - Shawshank Redemption Outtakes
12/17/03 - Dear God...
12/17/03 - FTC #14 : A Lowdown Dirty Deal
12/17/03 - Comic #199000
12/17/03 - 300 (part 2 - inspiration by umfum)
12/17/03 - X-mas Beer
12/16/03 - 300
12/16/03 - Another Broken One
12/16/03 - That Darn Durango
12/16/03 - Pom Poms
12/14/03 - Another Obligatory Saddam Comic
12/14/03 - Morning Ritual
12/14/03 - Those Darn Govt. Contracts (3)
12/14/03 - Those Darn Govt. Contracts (2)
12/14/03 - Those Darn Govt. Contracts
12/13/03 - Happy Holidays
12/13/03 - 11 years ago today...
12/12/03 - Troll-Bot
12/11/03 - North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
12/09/03 - A Deep Drive To Center
12/09/03 - Fade to (In The) Black Revisited
12/07/03 - Fox (2)
12/07/03 - Fox
12/07/03 - American Movie Classics
12/05/03 - The RIAA Strikes Back (fin)
12/05/03 - The RIAA Strikes Back (9)
12/05/03 - The RIAA Strikes Back (8)
12/05/03 - The RIAA Strikes Back (7)
12/05/03 - The RIAA Strikes Back (6)
12/05/03 - The RIAA Strikes Back (5)
12/05/03 - The RIAA Strikes Back (4)
12/05/03 - The RIAA Strikes Back (3)
12/05/03 - The RIAA Strikes Back (2)
12/05/03 - The RIAA Strikes Back
12/05/03 - Creative Outlet
12/04/03 - The realization of what Google Ads really are.
12/02/03 - Contest Entry
12/02/03 - Honey
12/02/03 - AOL 9.0 : 9 times the stupidity
11/29/03 - NFL Mascots
11/29/03 - Thanksgiving Horror Show
11/29/03 - SC Music Video - The Sky's The Limit
11/29/03 - VH1 Classic
11/29/03 - Toilet Humor
11/29/03 - Don't order pizza if you're drunk.
11/29/03 - Chickens Taste Like...
11/29/03 - Apartment Living Revisited
11/29/03 - The New Fragrance By Celine Dion
11/28/03 - Stone Cold Hosts VH1's 40 Greatest Celebrity Feuds
11/28/03 - No Smoking
11/28/03 - Reset
11/28/03 - FTC #11 : Stupid Santa Tricks
11/24/03 - La Resistance
11/22/03 - FTCX : Santa Claus/Alien Physics
11/22/03 - Popup Hell
11/22/03 - FTCXmas Spam qwiwowpket
11/20/03 - Adventures in Shipping - Alternate Version
11/20/03 - Adventures in Shipping - Short Version
11/20/03 - Adventures in Shipping - Long Version
11/20/03 - FTC #9 : Psychic
11/16/03 - Pets, home alone (2)
11/16/03 - Pets, home alone
11/15/03 - FTC #9 Template
11/15/03 - Fast Food
11/14/03 - Dissention
11/14/03 - Rush In Rio DVD
11/14/03 - Top Gun Redux
11/14/03 - A Day Off
11/14/03 - SC Music Video - Ecstasy
11/14/03 - FTC #8 : Horse apple coverage optional
11/12/03 - The Start Of Deer Hunting Season - Alternate Ending
11/11/03 - The Start Of Deer Hunting Season (7)
11/11/03 - The Start Of Deer Hunting Season (6)
11/11/03 - The Start Of Deer Hunting Season (5)
11/11/03 - The Start Of Deer Hunting Season (4)
11/11/03 - The Start Of Deer Hunting Season (3)
11/11/03 - The Start Of Deer Hunting Season (2)
11/10/03 - FTC #8 : I can't believe it's not butter!
11/10/03 - Bliss
11/08/03 - Musicianship is grossly underappreciated these days.
11/08/03 - Playmakers on ESPN
11/08/03 - Thinking Man's Game
11/08/03 - The Start Of Deer Hunting Season
11/07/03 - Top Gun
11/06/03 - War Games
11/06/03 - FTC #7 : Monster
11/06/03 - Incoming In-Joke
11/05/03 - Job Perks
11/05/03 - Dead Celebrity Exchange Program
11/05/03 - Mmm, popcorn.
11/05/03 - CC 21-Wait, what contest is this?
11/05/03 - CC 219 : Stand Up Mike
11/01/03 - SC Music Video - By the way, which one's Pink?
11/01/03 - Marilyn Manson
10/31/03 - Let the day begin
10/31/03 - Trick or Treat?
10/31/03 - Comic Cup XI : The 70's were a sick time, literally
10/30/03 - Signs, Signs...
10/30/03 - Next Stop, Canada
10/29/03 - SC Music Video - Caught In A Mosh
10/29/03 - CC 218 : Plight Of The Living Dead
10/29/03 - FTC #6 : It works
10/27/03 - SC Music Video - Nature's Fury
10/26/03 - SC Music Video - AOR Heaven
10/25/03 - During The Commercial Break
10/25/03 - Jesus Sells Out
10/25/03 - Sex Toys
10/25/03 - FTC #5 : Science Museum
10/22/03 - CC 217-K : The Game Of Life
10/22/03 - Untitled
10/19/03 - They're watching you. YES, YOU!
10/19/03 - Cartoonist On The Street (fin)
10/19/03 - Cartoonist On The Street (7)
10/19/03 - Cartoonist On The Street (6)
10/19/03 - Cartoonist On The Street (5)
10/19/03 - Cartoonist On The Street (4)
10/19/03 - Cartoonist On The Street (3)
10/19/03 - Cartoonist On The Street (2)
10/19/03 - Cartoonist On The Street
10/19/03 - Love Juice
10/17/03 - SC Music Video
10/17/03 - FTC #4: Untitled
10/17/03 - FTC #4 : Punk'd
10/17/03 - FTC #4 : A dimension of sight
10/15/03 - Super-glued to the TV.
10/15/03 - CC 216 : Definitely Not In Heavy Rotation
10/14/03 - FTC #3 : For love or money
10/14/03 - It's for support
10/12/03 - CC 215: L.A. Blackout
10/11/03 - I'll pop a caption in your ass
10/11/03 - FTC #3 : Rubbing her the wrong way
10/11/03 - FTC #3 : 99% Completed
10/09/03 - Hockey Night in the Ghetto
10/09/03 - FTC #2 : PC
10/09/03 - Leaving on a Jet Plane
10/07/03 - FTC #2 : Old Jokes Retold
10/05/03 - WWJDIHWNTAC
10/04/03 - Apartment living sucks.
10/04/03 - Home Sweet Home
10/04/03 - Crash Landing
10/04/03 - Bad day in the Newsroom
10/04/03 - CC 214 : The Axis of Eeeeeevil
10/04/03 - She should be making the comics, not me. (Redux)
10/04/03 - Lost in the transition
10/04/03 - FTC #1: Feel lucky, punk?
09/27/03 - Disclosure
09/27/03 - CC 212 : Desecration
09/26/03 - Tobor's Deep Dark Secret
09/26/03 - Next on ET
09/26/03 - 56K Hell
09/23/03 - It'll kill you.
09/18/03 - Out of touch
09/18/03 - Life happens everytime
09/17/03 - Peaks and Valleys
09/17/03 - Overkill
09/16/03 - In the trenches
09/14/03 - CC 210 : Demolition Man
09/06/03 - CC 209 : Order now
09/05/03 - Speak up Sonny!
09/05/03 - The Horrors of the Video Store
09/05/03 - You didn't substitute Freedom for everything, did you?
09/05/03 - Treasure Hunt
09/05/03 - Getting to know you
08/27/03 - CC 207 : Looney Tunes Outtakes
08/25/03 - Change (10)
08/25/03 - Change (9)
08/25/03 - Change (8)
08/24/03 - Change (7)
08/24/03 - Change (6)
08/24/03 - Change (5)
08/24/03 - Change (4)
08/24/03 - Change (3)
08/24/03 - Change (2)
08/24/03 - Change
08/21/03 - CC 206 : Graduation
08/19/03 - Untitled
08/17/03 - Express Yourself
08/17/03 - Fade to (In The) Black
08/17/03 - Pop
08/17/03 - Madden 2004
08/17/03 - Comic Cup X : Confession
08/16/03 - Untitled
08/16/03 - Untitled
08/15/03 - Untitled
08/15/03 - Untitled
08/15/03 - Untitled
08/14/03 - Consequences
08/14/03 - Cheesy Quesadilla
08/14/03 - CC 204 : And the award goes to...
08/13/03 - CC 204 : A smile on a dog
08/12/03 - The Help Files - Bill Owns You
08/12/03 - Strike Three
08/10/03 - ZzZzZ
08/09/03 - Good God, y'all.
08/09/03 - GW
08/09/03 - The Help Files - Oopsie!
08/09/03 - The Help Files - Unplugged
08/09/03 - The Help Files - BSoD
08/09/03 - The Help Files - Program Conflict
08/07/03 - The Help Files
08/07/03 - Springer Outtakes
08/07/03 - Popping the Question
08/07/03 - CC 203 : The Summer blockbuster is back.
08/07/03 - CC 203 : Why car accidents happen during summer.
08/05/03 - Zapped!
08/05/03 - Target Market â„¢
08/02/03 - CC 202 : Performance Review Day at the Factory
08/01/03 - CC 202 : Frat Party '87
07/28/03 - Rolling Rock Town Fair...Who doesn't belong here?
07/27/03 - Made In Japan
07/27/03 - What is it good for?
07/27/03 - Celebrity Endorsements : Bin Laden for WMD, Inc.
07/27/03 - The Weather Channel
07/27/03 - Rock Star Endorsements : Bob Dylan
07/27/03 - Easy like Sunday morning
07/26/03 - CC 200 : Pink Donkey Wrangling Physics
07/24/03 - CC 199 : The waiting is the hardest part.
07/22/03 - Gotcha!
07/22/03 - True Story (fin)
07/22/03 - True Story (6)
07/22/03 - True Story (5)
07/22/03 - True Story (4)
07/22/03 - True Story (3)
07/22/03 - True Story (2)
07/22/03 - True Story
07/22/03 - 2 degrees of Memento and The Matrix
07/22/03 - CC 198 : Boobku
07/21/03 - A 3 Hour Tour
07/21/03 - Forrest Gump Karaoke
07/20/03 - TMYK
07/20/03 - Me and the Old Lady (reprise)
07/20/03 - Weapons of Mass Destruction Found
07/20/03 - 7 Dirty Words You Can't Say on SC
07/19/03 - CC 197 : Appetite for Destruction
07/19/03 - World's Best Beaches on the Travel Channel
07/19/03 - The Ex
07/07/03 - The Truth Is Revealed
07/07/03 - To Protect And To Serve
07/06/03 - Hi, I'm A Newbie
07/04/03 - The Save Button Is Your Friend
07/04/03 - Adding Insult to Injury
07/04/03 - The 4th
07/04/03 - On second thought...
06/29/03 - Selling Points
06/29/03 - Planet of the Apes Alternate Ending
06/28/03 - The Wild Night Is Calling
06/28/03 - I think I broke my 'Z' key
06/21/03 - CC 194: Bachelor Party
03/21/03 - Bush and Blair visit Iraq
03/03/03 - Mom jokes are incredibly clever. Really they are!
02/23/03 - Out of ideas
02/23/03 - If the characters went on strike, SC might look like this..
02/23/03 - Dubya is just a dumb buzzword.
02/22/03 - CC 172 : God gets l33t.
02/22/03 - CC 172 : BANNED
02/22/03 - CC 172 : Scumbag Newbies
02/16/03 - CC 170 : Back To The Future Part 4
02/16/03 - Teenage Wasteland
02/14/03 - The New Wave Of Video Games
11/09/02 - What your gadgets talk about when you're asleep 9
11/09/02 - What your gadgets talk about when you're asleep 8
11/09/02 - What your gadgets talk about when you're asleep 7
11/09/02 - What your gadgets talk about when you're asleep 6
11/09/02 - What your gadgets talk about when you're asleep 5
11/08/02 - What your gadgets talk about when you're asleep 4
11/08/02 - What your gadgets talk about when you're asleep 3
11/08/02 - What your gadgets talk about when you're asleep 2
11/08/02 - What your gadgets talk about when you're asleep
11/03/02 - Revenge
11/03/02 - Does this really need a title?
11/03/02 - Too honest
11/03/02 - Pepsi and Cooties
07/01/02 - CC 128 : What If...
07/01/02 - The Osbournes - Behind the Scenes
06/28/02 - Famous Faces at SC.com
06/28/02 - Hip Robots
06/28/02 - Selective hearing, sorta.
06/27/02 - Transformation
06/27/02 - Rude
04/14/02 - Me and the Old Lady
04/13/02 - Sicko
02/23/02 - She should be making the comics, not me.
02/23/02 - War of Words : Jesus vs. Satan The Grand Finale.
02/23/02 - War of Words : Jesus vs. Satan Pt. 4
02/23/02 - War of Words : Jesus vs. Satan Pt. 3
02/23/02 - War of Words : Jesus vs. Satan Pt. 2
02/23/02 - War of Words : Jesus vs. Satan Pt. 1
02/23/02 - Jesus goes door-to-door.
02/21/02 - Rush : Behind The Music
02/21/02 - Kinky Sex In The Twilight Zone
02/21/02 - No More Sucky Sucky
02/20/02 - On The Internet
02/15/02 - The New Reaper goes bye bye.
02/15/02 - The New Reaper in the ghetto...Part 4
02/15/02 - The New Reaper in the ghetto...Part 3
02/15/02 - The New Reaper in the ghetto...Part 2
02/15/02 - The New Reaper in the ghetto...Part 1
02/10/02 - Don't Fear (The New Reaper)
07/27/01 - Reality TV?
07/27/01 - The Real World Outtakes
07/27/01 - Gump
06/13/01 - Starting at $29,995
06/13/01 - The Devils Face The Music
06/11/01 - Poor Ol' Satan.
06/11/01 - Don't Piss Off The Computer
06/11/01 - They melt in your mouth...
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