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Our hero receives important news...
You may already be a winner...
Fuck that.
You will be entered in a drawing after purchase of 12 magazines subscriptions. What the %*
Never misses an opportunity.
I wonder if I still have that anthrax in my basement..I could reseal the envelope and put it in Mr. Goldstein's mailbox.

 

Our victim unsuspectingly walks into an Upper Classmen's room...
So like..how long have you like lived in this dorm?
Dude, it's been so long...I can't even remember, dude.
...and if there's one thing about Upper Classmen...
What's that moving on your desk? A lizard or something? You have a pet?
Wha..? No, dude! That's my lunch.
..they eat just about anything.
Peace.
Yeah... Bologna, cheese, and some mayo we ripped off from the Campus deli a few weeks ago.

 

Meet your new advisor..
Uhh... Mrs. Hildebrandt? I'm your new advisee, Patrick.
Oh..right.
She's a biter.
She's ancient! Can anyone say RETIREMENT?
So.. what have you chosen as a major?
Always make a good first impression.
Uhhh... Archeology...Heh.
Unoriginal bastard.

 

Meet your new Psuedo-Parent for the semester.
Hiii, I'm Heather. I'll be your RA.
Hi.. I'm just looking for my room.
... just like home...
The kids get uglier every year.
Whatta Dyke!
..they're only in it for the free room and board.
My room's down the hall if you need...umm...something.
Yeah... okay....

 

Let's not forget about going Greek!
Welcome to Kappa Alpha Upyours! I'm Pete.
Dude... where's the beer?
Beware of the pitchlines..
At KAU, we consider ourselves to be brothers. Do you have brothers?
Dude... where's the beer?
...and don't forget to stay GOAL ORIENTED during Rush Week! Happy Rushing! :)
Alright, maybe not. We do a lot of community service here at KAU, do you do any community service?
So..like...Dude... where's the beer?

 

The fruitful blossoms of internet romance...
"You've got mail!"
My e-love sent me an email! How caring and sweet of them!
...begin to rot...
"VIRUS WARNING: You have just contracted a virus...Standby...
Holy shit! That evil, vindictive bitch..and just because I cybered with CandyGrrl13!!
Moral of the Story: E-love, still a kick in the nuts.
"Beginning Dump of Physical Memory."
I wish that was a virus that humans could contract...

 

A sudden breakthrough..
Do you realize we're probably the gayest characters on this site?
Yeah...and notice we're "asiangirl1 & asiangirl2" when we really look like we're Spanish?
Retaliation.
..and I hate how she can put whatever background behind us she wants..
Yeah..Asians in the desert. Good one, Erica.
Ba dum ching!
If they'd featured a style of me with a knife I'd have stabbed myself with it by now.
Yeah.. me too. Right in my unslanted "Asian" eye.

 

Self-Portrait???
AHAHAHAH! I have my own comic! I am an artist, finally! AHAHAHAHAH!!!!
The face of madness?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Can you say lame?
AHAHAHAHaha..Ahhh, fuck it. I'm going to get a sandwich.

 

The casting room for the Dr. Seuss Revival Tour...
Denise Austin..eat your heart out.
Glurp?
Where's that fucking Croc Hunter...HEY! WHO STOLE MY TAIL?!?!
I'm a shoe-in. One fish, two fish...
She betta' get this part.. or else.
Could you pass me the tissues? My beak is running.

 

A day in the life of Erica. Mr. Corporate says "Hello".
Friggin' moron. I've worked here for almost two years and he still doesn't know my name.
Hey 'dere, Jessica!
Filing?
Please god..kill one of us now... GO!.........Ahh, shit.
We've got deadlines here, yanno'!!! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!
Slimier than my bathtub.
Ever heard of Tic-Tacs, Jeff?
Heyyyy..Erica...how was your weeeekend?

 

The neighborwoman approaches with stealth manuevers, much like one of the Big Cats on the African Plains....
!!!
HEY, THERE NEIGHBOR!!
...watch how the 'graceful' creature stumbles through making conversation...
Hello.......Gladys.
HEY, I NOTICE YA' DON'T PULL IN YOUR TRASHCANS TILL THE DAY AFTER TRASH DAY.
Take a hint.
Good-bye......Gladys.
HEY, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER THEN.

 

The weekly fundraisers.
It's 7:30am.. I'm on my way to work..make it quick.
Hi, Mrs. Lawson...I'm Sarah DeVries..don't know if you remember me. I'm doing my school's fundraiser this week for the DBZ Club! We're selling Ginsu knives and semi-automatics..
!!!
Would you like to see a demonstration?
So CAN I PUT YOU DOWN FOR A COUPLE KNIVES??? MRS. LAWSON?? I'LL STOP BY AROUND 10PM TONIGHT TO DOUBLE CHECK!!! BYE!

 

Hi.. How much is it?
Pizza delivery! It'll be $11.87, pal.
You have change for a $20? *hands it over*
I don't carry that much cash on me...
Cook at home, people.
Let me go see if I have some smaller bills...
Have a good night, Sir!

 

Hi.. I'm new. My name is Erica.
...And?
Lame.

 

Listen.. 'Mac'...It's time we had a talk.
Umm.. okay.. about what?
I think Jack is spending a little too much time with you...
And the problem with that is?
*pulls plug* There's only room on this powerstrip for one of us. Ciao, baby!
*blank screen*

 

THAT time.
"I feel bloated. Must be getting my period."
"..and so if you tell me the story then technically it is my material too, so I'm not really copycatting it you se--...."
"I can kill a man using just two fingers."
".. I think you're getting your period too. Ahaha. AHAHAHA... I kid. Seriously. Wench. No! I'm just kidding you again..ahahah!!"
"Do I look fat in this dress?"
"...."

 

"Erica?"
"What?"
"Erica?"
"What?!??!?!"
If I only had the power...
"Eri--" *POOF!*

 

"Ho, ho, errr........*cough* Hello there, young fella'..have you been a good little boy this year?"
"But..but.."
"Just do it."
"Pussy."

 

Knock, knock.
"Oh shit, my wife is home!"
"Oh no.."
"Make sure that fat bitch you met at the Piggly Wiggly doesn't wear my bathrobe again...and hurry up..I want to get to sleep."
"So...do you think she knows?"
".............."

 

1995
*GASP* You don't have a COMPUTER?
1998
*GASP* You don't have internet access??
2002
*GASP* You don't have DSL?

 

So, I was in the park yesterday and met this really cute chick. She had great eyes.. so I tried to strike up a conversation..
Wow... are those your real eyes?
Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya' Joe?

 

I like to say I "think outside the box".
Maybe you should do a little less thinking about boxes and more about "Boxes", yanno' what I mean? -wink-
Remind me again why I haven't killed and eaten you already?
Hey, now..no need to get hasty.....

 

Hi, I'm Clippity. I will be here to help guide you on your way around the magical world of Word documents!
-clack clack clickity clack clack-
I see you are writing a letter there, can I make a few suggestions for y--..
-click-
The new MS Word, complete with the new "Incinerate" option.
-click click clackity clack clack-

 

Seinfeld.
Hello....................Newman.
....Rrr...Seinfeld. ( >
Diff'rent Strokes.
Whachu talkin' bout Willis? Arf!
Ohhhhh, Arnolddddd.
A-Team.
I pity the foo'....

 

Oooo..what a baaaaad boy! What an animal this guy is!
-bling!-
-bling!-
Baaaaa.

 

Thanks for meetin' me at the pub, lassie.....
Yeah.. no problem...I wanted to check out the new disco anyway...
Damnit, it always works for Sean Connery...
So..umm..yeah...is that a kilt?

 

God.. I just have no motivation to write lately...
ARGGGH! I always wanted to be a pirate...
I think my foot is getting a corn...
Nope.. still nothin'.

 

So.. I watched this show about paleontologists last night..
Really? Why?
Because I a mildly interested in dinosaurs and what not..
...
Okay, okay!! Survivor wasn't on. Jesus.
Knew it.

 

It's been awhile...
Yep, that it has...
It's been awhile...
Yep, that it has...

 

Do you understand what I want you to do?
Si.
Do you really???
Si.
You don't speak English, do you?
Si.

 

You're fired.
Hi.
You're fired.
Hi.
You're fired.
Hi.

 

!
Note to self: get name of his tailor.
Wow, I didn't think they really meant "Apocalypse 101" literally...
Hail Mary, full of grace...
Today, class, we have a live..err..guest speaker...
Ahem.

 

Then he said.."So what are you, some kind of pussy?"
I don't get it.
I didn't either. He just laughed and walked away.
Some people...
I knew when Arsenio's show went off the air he was headed for a bad place..
Yeah, hosting Star Search is as low as it gets, poor guy.

 

Umm... *block*
helo 2 u! im 24m pakistan. asl
Meanwhile... Across an ocean and over the span of 2 continents..
She is playing hard to get. I will change 1 digit in my ID and message her again! I think she likes me!

 

The cost of bringing your friend to a Gay club: $5 admission
Her being convinced a gay man is falling for her: Priceless
....'n like.. I think that guy in the dress was hitting on me!
Idiot.

 

I have no idea what Suzy's problem is. She can be so moody sometimes.. blah blah blah..
Things that make you say "Hmmmmmm..."
Neighborhood basketball game.
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
3 points!
Please welcome..my friend and yours... MY BROTHER TONY!
Can you please stop introducing your brother everytime we meet at the park?

 

The way it should be.
Peter Townsend and Michael Jackson to share a cell...
I knew that would happen. I wonder which one of the wankers will be the 'wife'.
Rumor has it, they had been online buddies for quite some time..
...
Authorities have taken over Neverland Ranch in investigation.
...Never say never.

 

Ever think of how ironic it really is when people wear t-shirts with the band "TOOL" emblazened across their chests?
What? You didn't get that one...?
Do you own a TOOL T-Shirt? ......... That explains it.

 

So like... what exactly ARE you?
So like.. what exactly are YOU?

 

And I was She-Ra 2 Halloweens in a ROW when I was little. I still have the costume, even!!!
You're a bigger geek than I thought.

 

So, today is my birthday. The big 2-3. I'm planning on getting drunk and stupid...
Yeah.. I guess you're right. Those two are the same thing.
*CLAPCLAPCLAP*

 

A Conversation Struggle
So, what's your take on North Korean politics?
Ahhh..what do you know.
!
Say.. you weren't on Picture Pages ever...were you?

 

So.. let me get this straight..
Go on...
You make less than I do... you won't buy me a house... you're too cheap to give me a card for my birthday..and you won't let me get a dog?
Right.
Why did I get involved with you again?
Pity.

 

TRUDY <3's BENNY
OMG UR JUST SO CUTE I THINK I LUV U.
RRLY? OMG!! ME 2!!:@K!:@KJ
That's just really pathetic.
God, maybe I shouldn't let just ANYONE on this site anymore...
Good thing Brad lets anyone on here or I'd be toast!

 

Hey.. I think she's gone..
...whew..
I've been meaning to ask you..Don't you just feel pathetic with LotR wallpaper on your desktop?
..........you're the one that had to show Beaches last weekend.
We're even..and we never speak of this again.
Agreed.

 

What are you drinking?
Red Bull.
Why are you making that face???
Because it tastes like piss.
Too easy.
So at least stop drinking it.
Sorry, I'm addicted.

 

We're still trying to make sense of punkrockskaboy.
What...the...fu--...
*sigh*
Lame.

 

Hi... Just your friendly Asiangirl2 here...
..Coming to spread the word that if you replace Asiangirl1 and I as defaults we will be forced to take action...
This could be you...

 

Entering the Witness Protection Program
Hmmm.... we need to find you a job that's low key..
*cue music*
Welcome... TO STAR SEARCH!

 

Do I dare look...?
Stripcreator: Read My Damn Comics : Can I edit comic strips??? 1 2 3 4
Oh my god.. 4 pages..
Stripcreator: Read My Damn Comics : Can I edit comic strips??? 1 2 3 4
It's like a car accident.. I can't not look, but when I do.. I get mentally scarred for life.
*click* ..... "What, you only need two stingers at the gate, and the rest should be supporting the ball carr-- oh wait, I thought we were talking about something else. Sorry."

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