All comics by Siegfried1027

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by Siegfried1027
4-30-03
Misetings
:random liberal bs:
I am right, here's why.
Albright
:Marxism:
This class is teh suck
Your refuge

 

by Siegfried1027
5-01-03
Mmm....booze in a paper bag
Hook me up wit dem shitz
AHHHH A PIMP COMING TO STEAL MY PRECIOUS!!!
Get back here, white boy!
Oh sheiter...
WELCOME TO TOKYO PRISON

 

by Siegfried1027
5-04-03
AIM chats
What ought I to expect...
hwo ru? good 2 c u 2day!!1111
Typical student
Yeah I scored a 770 too...VERBAL
I LIEK FUUTBAL!!!1111 I M IN COLLAGE!!!!1 YEEEEHH!111
Academia
I AM PAYING THIS IDIOT HOW MUCH A YEAR?!?!
I M A ENLGISH PROFESAR LOL!!111

 

by Siegfried1027
5-05-03
11 AM
Let's go get a drink
Good call
3 PM
I'm having a third Martini
Good call
9 PM
By my extremely precise calculations, we should be as intelligent as the average Harvard undergrad after 3.29 x 10^9 more drinks
Good call!

 

by Siegfried1027
5-06-03
Jigglypuff wins!
This is too easy...
GUYZ LET ME WIN GUYYYYYYYYYYYZ
Kirby wins!
Sigh
Dude that was lame
Link wins!
Why do you guys suck so much?
That was viiiiiile

 

by Siegfried1027
5-06-03
It's a sorry day when a professor that actually gives legitimate grades and will fail idiots is fired
Well I'll move on
Still, you gotta be pretty pissed about that
I think I can manage to find a new job
HELL YEAH
After I give administration a bit of the old ultra-violence

 

by Siegfried1027
5-07-03
Dumb kids
LOL MI CMICS R 1337!11111
They certainly must be, since you seem to have no need for a punchline, jokes, proper grammar, or anything of that sort.
Dumb liberals
My comics expose the evils of conservatism.
I guess that excuses the fact that they aren't funny, but what about your ignorance of established facts and logic?
Funny people
We should really be getting paid for this
Damn straight

 

by Siegfried1027
5-12-03
But you can never get out of the phenomenal realm; you are always in the "matrix"
Well, theoretically you can reach the noumenal by way of pure reason, but it would look nothing like the phenomenal; in fact, it wouldn't "look" like anything at all
lol wtf taht guy jst jumpped liek 100210 feet lolol!11
lol look he knws kang foo lol11
Are we talking about the same movie?
SEE! Kant was wrong about the power of universal reason.

 

by Siegfried1027
5-14-03
Now don't talk about Fight Club, like I'm doing right now
Sure thing there chief...
Let's crash this car
Hey, that makes plenty of sense!
Hun, this movie DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE SENSE
You are such a dork...

 

by Siegfried1027
7-10-03
The problem arises
MI 6th GRADE TEECHUR SAID THAT AMINALS R CUTE SO HUMANS R EVIL I LUV THEM SO MUCH!111111
How about I make a few crushing points illustrating how wrong you are?
The plot thickens!
MCL MCL NO ARGUMETS MY 6TH GRADE TEECHAR TOLD ME THAT FREE THOUGHT IS BELIEVING WATEVER I AM TOLD AND ACCEPTING LIBERAL PROPAGANDA BLINDLY!!111 GO AWAY 11
In my world, where the sky is blue, "opinions" which are contrary to established facts are a roadblock to free thought, not the best path to it.
All hail censorship!
UT OH THEY MAEK TOO MUCH SENSE BETTER DELETE THEIR POSTS TO FREE MY MIND!1111
I could not agree more: deleting our posts, which prove conclusively that you are an abject moron, is the best way to encourage intelligent thinking and self-determination. Continue being a tool.

 

by Siegfried1027
8-15-03
Got your hat! Oooooo!
But...but...
You do realize that he'll never rise from his ignorance if you keep awarding him A's for being a loudmouthed jackass.
Do you really want him succeeding in life?
...good point.
The less prepared he is for the bar, the better. In two more years, we'll be laughing about this.

 

by Siegfried1027
8-24-03
Guess who?
But of course! Any ideology responsible for the deaths of hundreds of millions of people couldn't possibly be bad!
Lollerz! Communism pwns!
Real people to the rescue!
Wanna get drunk and meet some hot freshmen?
And miss this scintillating discussion? All right, all right, let me get my ID.
Having a life > being a sexless fanboy
So sorry! It looks like I'll have to leave the discussion. I'm sure you'll pretend you won anyway, right?
You just couldn't meet my arguments. Go, run! We don't need you anyway. ...damn I wish I were dead.

 

by Siegfried1027
8-24-03
Bob and George author
It's funny because there's no continuity and no humor! Damn, five minutes of writing a day is tough!
Glad to see you jumped that shark, then decided that putting no effort into the comic was the best solution.
Maddox
Hey! I know how to maintain my popularity! Instead of my normal amusing rants, I'll demonstrate my ignorance of basic political truths!
Yes, Maddox, because blindly following the propaganda of those you used to pillory will allow you to cling to your quickly fading fifteen minutes.
Damn you, hacks!
Did everyone have to become washed up at once?
Dude, want to watch Adult Swim? I'm just positive there will be well-written new episodes tonight!

 

by Siegfried1027
8-24-03
Man, Ocarina of Time is OLD SCHOOL! I remember playing that in elementary school!
No, Atari 2600 is "old school." NES is pushing it, but I'll grant that it's old enough. Now go overdose on Ritalin, you little bastard.
Super Smash Bros.? Sure it's fun as hell to play! Sure it's a skill-intensive and very addictive game! But a graphics whore like me doesn't care about gameplay! Looks are everything, idiot!
Life would probably be easier if I had absolutely no taste, just like you. You're the reason that the Zelda series has gone down the crapper. Now bite the curb.
I loved the 2600! I still have a NES and an SNES...so fun...
OK, perhaps there is hope for this world. But only if we breed. Now come do your duty as a Guardian of the Republic and produce some golden souls!

 

by Siegfried1027
8-24-03
I'm tired of this fascist control! If I want to enjoy alcohol a little more often than most, I'm not an alcoholic!
Hey, I'm just trying to help.
I'm likely the most intelligent person in this entire county. I think I can take care of my own health.
All right, all right, sorry I bothered.
Heh.
Now if you don't mind, I'm going to see a doctor about this hole in my intestinal wall...

 

by Siegfried1027
8-24-03
Bush v. Gore was the worst abuse of power in history! You damned Nazis just can't let the people get what they want!
Bush v. Gore wasn't even close to the worst abuse of power in history. Hell, it's not even the most poorly decided Supreme Court case. Ever hear of Griswold v. Connecticut? Dred Scott?
But...but...
Furthermore, the moral equivalence of comparing American conservatives to Nazis is disgusting. Learn perspective.
Close-minded jerk! I'm going to ignore your blind adherence to the dictates of reason! Free your mind and believe exactly what your professors tell you!
If you're trying to prove that American education is in shambles, you're doing a damned fine job of it. Now go be rebellious by slavishly following the intellectual trends in academia.

 

by Siegfried1027
8-24-03
The two funniest authors on this site are here to educate you morons. Get your dictionary out if you have to, but if you graduated high school, you shouldn't have much of a problem.
Tip of the day - try reading all of someone's comics before you comment. Reading his latest, then inferring from that, is a terrible, awful, vile idea. And it makes you look even stupider.
Getting a sense of humor is your responsibility. You're a big boy. When you're utterly befuddled by the not-so-subtle jokes in my comics, it's time to go back and get your GED.
Hard-hitting political commentary got you down? Why not do what every liberal does? Ignore it! Throw an incoherent insult and then get back to your fantasy world.
Sorry to offend you by being funny. Click "random" and read some 12-year-old's verbal vomit. It's ok, the bad men are going away now.
Damn this is fun.

 

by Siegfried1027
8-24-03
Mr. Worf, opening hailing frequencies.
Why does anyone bother watching the original series? The only reason to watch was to see if the special effects or Shatner's acting was worse. By my count, Shatner's acting has a slim lead.
Crystalline Entity, we know you killed millions, but we can't punish you because we're weak-willed idealists.
I mean Picard is obviously a better captain...eh...wait, what did he just say?!
*click*
One of the great questions of our time has been answered. Beam me up, Scotty!

 

by Siegfried1027
8-24-03
Listen, you SWAT wannabe, I'm parking on a public street. Albright College doesn't own them, and I'd appreciate less harrassment. Sound cool?
I'm just doing my job! Now register that vehicle with us, even though you never use our parking lots! It's a rule, nonsensical as it may be.
Here's a clue - I'm paying your salary, and I'm a decent person. Leave me alone and do your job.
That's it! I'm going to whine about this, then realize I have no real power!
So I guess it would be too much to ask to stop that man breaking into the Pine Room and stealing our computers?
Your smart tone is really bugging me, mister. Let's see that college ID, because though I've seen you 80 times before, I don't believe you really attend this college.

 

by Siegfried1027
8-26-03
Wealth redistribution ought to be effected in order to ensure the total happiness of society is maximized. Mill, anyone?
Yet utilitarianism is essentially unjust; it violates individual rights under the guise of working for the "common good," whatever that means. Majoritarian tyranny, anyone?
It's not right for some people to have more stuff. The rich get richer, etc.
Actually, when the rich get richer, the poor also get richer. Try learning basic economics, and also try letting people keep what they earn.
Gimme stuff!
Ramblings of an idiot or a brilliant reductio ad absurdum? I report, you decide.

 

by Siegfried1027
8-26-03
So then my boyfriend had to take me in...
Hmm...D?
...and my dad's off in Iraq, this job is killing me, yakyakyak...
Nah - gotta be DD.
...so what's on your mind?
Got milk?

 

by Siegfried1027
8-26-03
...
Why the HELL is my background now goatse?
What part of "Don't ever leave your computer logged in when you go to lunch" didn't you understand?

 

by Siegfried1027
8-26-03
lol....haey guyaz....sup??11
Eh...what was that again?
maan typnig's haardd..
Come again?
Let me guess - scotch is on sale again?
Brilliant deduction. I'm reeeeeally looking forward to his drunken political theory, I can tell you that...

 

by Siegfried1027
8-26-03
Please? Just once more?
Please tell me that is not what I think it is.
Dude, that is so wrong.
Just once more? Come on!
Oh...I don't know...

 

by Siegfried1027
8-26-03
We're having a big orgy here.
Highly unlikely, loser
They're talking through AIM...while in the same freakin' room! WHAT THE HELL?
Don't even try to understand it.

 

by Siegfried1027
8-26-03
Arcanis the Omnipotent owns.
Dude, that card is broken with Pemmin's Aura!
A hot woman walks in and we scare her off with our extreme nerdiness.
All I can say is...dude.

 

by Siegfried1027
8-30-03
Actually, Craig, that has nothing to do...
Doesn't it? Isn't this somehow related to one of the few philosophers I've actually read? Please tell me I'm not that stupid.
I'm trying to teach you, if you'd only listen...
Descartes? Fichte? Schelling? Kant? Look, I can irrelevantly name-drop! I'm a real philosophy major now!
Sad thing is, this is our junior seminar.
Glad I'm not in a screwed-up department. Oh, wait...

 

by Siegfried1027
8-31-03
Carnophage
Bolt
Hippie
Shock
sigh
gg

 

by Siegfried1027
9-02-03
My first RPG was FFVI!
Oh yeah? Well mine was FFIV! I am so old school!
?
Mine was Mazogs.
Since when did twenty-one become old?
Tell me about it...Dunhill and Remy Martin? Being old kicks ass.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-02-03
Well, since 32 is a power of 2...
You are such a math major! How cute!
So now basic arithmetic pleases the ladies?
Apparently so.
Suddenly those rudimentary calculus skills I have are going to pay off.
Hold on, I need to calculate the dimensions of my projected harem...this could take a while...

 

by Siegfried1027
9-02-03
Wings and liquor tonight?
No, man, gotta study...you know how tough it is to get an A at Albright!
Guys, stay, play a few games, and I'll get a bottle of scotch.
But guyyyyyyyyys...I have ten minutes worth of homework to do. That could take weeks, guyyyyyyys!
Since when did I become the party animal of the group?
Come over to the apartment, we can drink there. But you're buying.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-02-03
What can I get you?
Martini, please.
There you go.
I must have blacked out for a minute. Or is it just possible that I didn't ask for warm vodka with an ugly wedge of lemon in it?
I'd probably be less of a bastard if there weren't so many idiots around.
And you wonder why you never get laid.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-03-03
Damn, I need to lose weight. Maybe I should start smoking again.
Yeah, you could go that route. Or, maybe, be HEALTHIER and stop drinking as much.
...
Yes?
I suppose suicide IS an option, if I get desparate.
I think you might have a problem.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-03-03
I own with Link! Watch my mad skills!
Yeah, you lost by a multiple of ten! Impressive!
Despite the fact that I boast about my PC and claim to be a god at SSB, you are the nerds!
Damn, Nick almost convinced me that freshmen were real humans! Thanks for helping my regain my senses, ass.
That's it, I'm going to class. This bullshit major sure is hard.
Didn't we do this last year? I didn't know Guziak had a brother.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-03-03
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I don't care, I'm not doing this joke.
Screw this. I'm...we're...getting a drink.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-04-03
Hey dere, Fryman!
Hey-ey-ey Meatman!
What is up, G?
Why, it's your mother, Steve!
How did we communicate before ATHF?
Good question.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-04-03
WTF UR STOOPED LOL U SUCK IDIOT!
Forgive me for bringing that whole logic thing to your precious forums. Shall I drink that hemlock now?
WTF R U SAYIN DUMBAS WE ALL H8 U HERE ULL BE BANND!
Yes, offending an insignificant child's immature sensibilities will get me the ire of the mods. They sure don't have real problems to deal with.
*wink*
You're so cruel.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-04-03
Guyzzzzzzz why does Jon get such a good sprite? This scientist looks nothing like me guyyyyzzzzzzzzzz!
Listen, Mike is a chessboard. I'm a zombie. The mad scientist is what you get for being a CS major, but I'll be nice and try some others out.
Still don't like it.
Not even close.
Now this is just uncalled for.
What? Who said it was THAT kind of pirate?

 

by Siegfried1027
9-04-03
I'm funny. I'm cool. By unthinkingly bashing Bush and conservatives, just like I'm told to do by the media and my professors, I assert my independence.
You know, that's a good point. Humor is only edgy when it's predictable and hackneyed, and satire is only biting when it's bizarrely divorced from reality.
I could not agree more! Though I used to be amusing by refusing to affiliate myself with an ideology, I've now decided that mainstream liberalism is the real way to dissent.
Hell, remember when my rants had no logical coherence, yet still seemed to speak truly? Who wants that? I'd rather make it painfully obvious that college completely brainwashed my weak mind.
It's cool to be angry at everyone! It doesn't matter if the target doesn't deserve it! Down with Bush, I hate national security. I'm such a rebel!
This is a public service announcement from me. We already knew you were idiots; there's no need to provide such a mountain of evidence.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-04-03
I have a big problem with your skepticism. Leaving aside noumena for the moment, can't we use the innate categories in our minds to get a priori knowledge?
First, you have to understand that my skepticism was "mitigated." Aside from that, how can we really know anything with the mind? Isn't the phenomenal self only able to know phenomena?
Perhaps you're right, but I just don't see why the two worlds can't participate in each other somehow. We ought at least to be able to know noumena by implication, right?
Can you hear yourself? You claim that you want to explore the limits of reason and confine yourself to those limits, but you can't shake this unjustified attachment to rationalism.
Eh, what I really wanted to know was how that orgy went.
Those women were totally worth having to see Jean-Jacques naked.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-05-03
You might as well get it over with.
I absolutely refuse to do so.
Some say you already have.
I think I'm still fresh.
COME ON AND JUMP ME ALREADY!
Nevar!!!

 

by Siegfried1027
9-05-03
I wear a short skirt all the time! It shows off my monstrously long legs! Haha!
I am exasperated by your girlish antics! I'm stubborn and refuse to admit when I'm wrong!
I'm old, so I am both wise and lecherous!
CUT TO A NONSENSICAL IMAGE! AHHH!
Lack of continuity, poor aesthetic judgment by the artists, overdone character types - tell me again why anyone would ever watch anime?
You mean just because something's foreign, that doesn't make it good? Get your heresy out of here!

 

by Siegfried1027
9-05-03
This war in Iraq is a blatant attempt to expand. Bush's imperialism is sickening.
?
And this "war on terror" crap isn't any justification.
Here's a random question: what were you doing on 9/11/01?
I was on vacation. Why? Did anything important happen?
Things are starting to make sense now.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-12-03
Isn't that odd how timing my moves enables me to land blows? Weird. Anyway, pick your next character.
Guys, it's not fair! You always win! You don't understand that games are played for fun!
...does he ever shut up?
You're acting like the final value of the game resides in improving one's skill. While that may be true for other activities, it does not apply here. Having fun trumps cultivation of skill.
In other words, you want me to corrupt the sanctity of our gameplay and let you win.
That, plus you still need to change my sprite.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-12-03
...I openly confess, the suggestion of David Hume was the very thing, which many years ago first interrupted my dogmatic slumber...
Now let's turn to page 90, where random contemporary dilettante struggles vainly to understand an issue that was resolved in the Middle Ages.
...That a straight line is the shortest path between two points, is a synthetical proposition...
That's a really good objection to the reading, Annoying Bitch in the First Row. Let's pretend it has merit instead of logically destroying it like we should!
College tuition - $20000 a year. Reading Kant during class instead of paying attention to the lecture - priceless.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-15-03
How liberal do you have to be to think the media are conservative?
Since I am right, and I am very liberal, they should be as liberal as I am. QED.
You have to turn your head from the wall and walk out of this cave someday.
Cave?
Oops.
Oooo! Pretty shadows!

 

by Siegfried1027
9-20-03
LoL ur dum Communizm is 1337!
*twitch*
wtf i m proud of mi enlgish skillz, u meanie hed!
*whimper*
LET ME AT THEM, PLEASE!
Down, boy.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-27-03
Anybody know where Jen has been lately?
No, I don't. It's almost like she ceased to exist.
And what's with this swirly thing?
It appears that a singularity has formed on campus.
You don't think...maybe...
Damn, dude! I knew they were massive, but...

 

by Siegfried1027
9-27-03
Damn it, these classes are killing me.
Hey, an Albright education isn't that hard to complete.
All these chem courses...ick, they're rough.
See, that's your problem. You chose a real major.
Yeah, I guess I should have taken a hint from you, eh?
Hey, philsophy is a real...ah, who am I kidding.

 

by Siegfried1027
9-27-03
Who the hell are you?
Guys! I'm the new Steve. This sprite looks much more like me.
It still doesn't look like you, and it does not convey any sense of your personality. The other one was better.
Granted, but if you keep using this sprite for me, I'll stop bitching.
WELCOME ABOARD!
See, we both get what we want.

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