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by Zegota
7-01-02
Yo Jesus, you owe me money for that crackwhore you wanted for that Last Supper Orgy
Uh, money, right, uh, well, uh, money, hmmm, uh
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak ...
A little would be appreciated here God
What the ...?

 

by Zegota
8-05-02
Hello there little squirrel, My name is HAL
Do you have any use?
Of course little squirrel, I will become self-aware and destroy all of humanity
Please don't
I'm gonna pull your plug now

 

by Zegota
8-05-02
When my Mom died, she went to heaven
What's that?
It's a beautifull place where the good folks go when they die, with great meals and golden stuff and angels and stuff
Do squirrels go to heaven too?
No, they become roadkill

 

by Zegota
8-05-02
I had a great time tonight, did you remember to tip the waiter?
No, but I took a poop in your purse while you where in the head

 

by Zegota
8-05-02
Read the T-shirt dude
Is that warning enough for ya?
BE-ATCH

 

by Zegota
8-05-02
It's yellow and you can stomp on it
A little chick

 

by Zegota
8-05-02
This one time, at band camp
I put a flute up my flute

 

by Zegota
8-05-02
Hey there Little Bastard, I heard it's you birthday today
Waaaaw, you hear? Did you get me something?
Yes I did, I got you this beautifull shovel.
A shovel? That sucks. What am I supposed to do with that?
Well, you could start by burying your dog. I ran him over while pulling up on your driveway
Leave me alone

 

by Zegota
8-05-02
Hey Mister, remember that time you ran over my dog?
Yes I do, Quite vividly actually, I can still hear it's bones break under my wheels.
Well, I finally got back at you. I poisened that bitch wife of yours. If you hurry home you might be able to catch her last words.
I don't think so.
I'd better train not to drop my soap.
If fact, I should thank you for getting rid of that crackwhore for me. Oh and did I mention there was a hidden camera in the kitchen? Looks like you'll be doing some hard time Little Bastard.

 

by Zegota
8-06-02
Son, your mom and I have thought about this for a very long time and we've decide we're okay with it.
With what dad?
The fact that you're gay. We're gonna visit grandma tomorrow and then we're gonna tell her too.
GAY? I'm not gay.
Look you Little Bastard, I don't wanna hear another word about this. We're visiting grandma tomorrow and you're gonna bring your friend.
Maybe I should get rid of grandma before tomorrow to solve this problem.

 

by Zegota
8-06-02
So, I heard you're a writer? Are you writing a book right now?
Yes I am.
What are you gonna call it?
Daterape: Not just for professionals anymore

 

by Zegota
8-06-02
I know I said I'd go out with you tonight but I really don't feel like it anymore.
Come on, you gotta give me chance.
Okay, give me two good reasons why I'd go out with you after all.
a .45 and a shovel

 

by Zegota
8-06-02
Hey there Little Bastard, is your grandmother still missing?
Yeah, we're starting to get really worried.
I'm sure she'll turn up someday. Don't let it get to you.
I won't. Oh, and I finally found a use for that shovel you gave me.
That's great Little Bastard, you just play with your shovel. I should get going now, I see the cops just stopped in front of my door. I wonder why.
Maybe you've got someone's dead grandmother buried in your backyard.

 

by Zegota
8-06-02
Hey Mister, I finally cleared my reputation of being gay.
Really, I wonder how you got that reputation, who in the world would spread such rumours? How come you cleared your name?
I got a girlfriend. This new girl showed up on the block, she came over to introduce herself and we were getting it on by the end of the day.
That's nice to hear Little Bastard, was she any good.
Are you kidding, she does everything and she knows perfectly how to treat a man. She's the best
Well, she should be. Her real name is Bob and his sex-change cost me 10000$, not to mention the money he wanted for prostituting himself with you.

 

by Zegota
8-07-02
In the 'Hints and Tips' brochure I've also include a number of passwords that are so common that you should really avoid using them. Like "God" for example.
Oops, better change my password
Damn, I had that one
How does that guy know my password?
Bummer, guess I'll have to use my wife's name after all.
God? That sounds good, I'll use that.

 

by Zegota
8-08-02
I forgot my password again.
That's not a problem, happens all the time, I'll just look it up for you.
Your password is BUTTFUCKMEPLZ
I forgot my password again
*sigh*

 

by Zegota
8-08-02
Dear God, I've been abducted by aliens. What horrible experiments will they perform on me? What dreadfull things will they insert into me.
Please Mr Alien, Don't hurt me!! Don't give me an Anal-Buttprobe. Don't impregnate me with a gruesome monster, please let me go!
Pull my finger

 

by Zegota
8-08-02
I got suspended at school alot when I was a kid. This one time I got suspended after we had to dissect a frog.
I can still see all my classmates standing there with their shiny little scalpels like they were some hotshot fucking surgeon.
I figured a hammer would do the trick just as well.

 

by Zegota
8-09-02
Look at me, I'm a n00b, if you wanna read my racially discriminating comics read the next panel.
Congratulations, you made it to the next panel, now to continue open a browser and surf to www.bennyhinn.org, on the menu at the left, click the second choice: Mighty Warrior. Go to the next panel.
Now write down the two words following Mighty Warrior in the title of the new page. Now post a message on the forum with those two words in the subject title. If you're lucky I'll send you my comics

 

by Zegota
8-12-02
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure I present to you, The President of the United States of America!
Read my dial tone, No new taxes

 

by Zegota
8-13-02
Come on! Lemme have a fag, I'll let you take a sip from my coffee.
You finished your coffee, it's all gone.
So what, I'll barf it back up, then we have a whole new cup.
That's disgusting
No it isn't, the Romans used to do it all the time.
Who the fuck are the Romans?

 

by Zegota
8-13-02
I got suspended at school for being bullied once. The class bully kept picking on me even after I told him to stop.
So I forced him to eat the class' pet hamster.
Alive

 

by Zegota
1-24-03
I am an ATM machine, please insert your credit card and tell me your code
Did anyone ever fall for that stupid trick?
No, but I found a quarter on the floor after that big guy sucker punched me a while back.

 

by Zegota
1-24-03
Come on people, You know you can do it, Just say it out loud all of you. I Am Beautifull. I Am Beatifull. Say It everyone....
I AM BEAUTIFULL
I noticed some of you didn't shout along with the rest of us. You there, sir, one the first row, you didn't build your self-confidence with us. So now just you sir, shout it. I Am Beautifull!!!
My anus is bleeding.

 

by Zegota
1-24-03
My mom showed me her "Special place" yesterday
You know........ down there
The basement

 

by Zegota
2-03-03
Who the fuck are you?
What do you who am I? Don't you remember me? I'm GABO!!
GABO? Never heard of you.
Oh come on. I'm the guy that started the infamous Hemorrhoids series and the one about that guy who kept swallowing pieces of glass by accident.
Doesn't ring a bell.
Are you demented or something? I've been a member since 2015

 

by Zegota
2-10-03
Don't drink alcohol people!!!
It's bad for you.
It's makes you fat, makes you throw up, gives you a headache, it's addictive, it's expensive and it's makes you have sex with people that are otherwise a big no-no.
The trip you get from alcohol ain't worth the time and money you put in it.
So instead you'd be better off smoking pot or shooting crack, sure the initial cost is higher than alcohol, but the trip lasts longer and is much more satisfactory.
So roll up those sleeves and search those veins. 'Cause you know what they say. "A shot a day keeps the doctor away"

 

by Zegota
2-10-03
WE ARE THE BUCKET PEOPLE!
WE WILL CONSUME YOUR TRASH!
WE WILL INVADE YOUR HOMES WITH OUR BUCKET ARMY!
WE WILL BRAINWASH YOUR GULLIBLE CHILDREN!
We should stop drinking.
I live in a bucket.

 

by Zegota
2-10-03
WOW, what the hell are you.
What the hell am I?
Yeah, you look like a weird pink elephant type freaky monster thing
Not this again, SOBER UP YOU STUPID BASTARD.
What? Oh? Honey? I'm.... uh....
You have to stop drinking that aftershave Jens.

 

by Zegota
2-11-03
*Bleep*
FINALLY! My Super Computer, connected to my Super Microscope has completed the analysis of the blood sample!
*Bleep*
Now we will finally know why this virus causes peoples anusses to bleed.
RAAAAAAAAAR! TOBOR NANOBOTS WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
RAAAAAAAAAR! SHOULDN'T THAT BE TOBOR STOBONAN?

 

by Zegota
2-11-03
Budweiser! WEEEE Guinness WOOO! Pint YEEEAAAAH! Lager WOOO!
You can stuff all yer panzy drinks up yer arses!
Jupiler! Rodenbach! Palm! Duvel! Geueze! Hoegaarden! --- ALL HAIL BELGIAN BEERS!!!

 

by Zegota
2-12-03
Whatcha' doing?
I'm writing a book, I got a great idea today which will definetely be a bestselling hit all over the world
A book, for like, reading, and stuff
Yes you ignorant fool, it requires such a level of creativity and originality that only my brilliant mind is capable of the task at hand.
What 'r you gonna call it?
Psycho Miko in the Wonderland of the Sorcerer of HOz

 

by Zegota
2-12-03
Oh dear, I was sucked in by a huge twister and spit out in this magical world.
For some reason I have not been reduced to a flattened bloody mess by gravity.
I guess I should follow this sissy-pink-brick-road

 

by Zegota
2-12-03
Oh dear, oh dear, I am going to be late, Oh dear, Oh dear, He won't be pleased.
Who the fuck are you? A rabbit that can talk? That's impossible!
I can do alot more than talk you little bastard, what's your name anyway?
My name is Yevgeny Brotsckyvo but my friends call me Psycho Miko. So what other things can you do besides talk?
If you gimme 20$ I'll suck your dick
No thanks, I don't wanna catch rabiets.

 

by Zegota
2-12-03
So what where you whining about being late earlier on?
Oh that, I almost forgot. Whatshisname's gonna be pissed if I arrive late.
When d'you have to be there?
Five minutes ago.
I guess you're in for trouble then, I gotta see this. I hope Whatshisname's gonna chop your block off.
Sure, follow me along the sissy-pink-brick-road. If I'm lucky I'll be able to blame you for being late and then it'll be your head that rolls.

 

by Zegota
2-12-03
Who are you and where did the blowjob rabbit go?
I'm Whatshisname and I am the ruler of The Valley of Nipple Nipple Nipple
The Valley of Nipple Nipple Nipple? What kinda stupdid name is that.
I know, but we had to change it after the last revolution, it used to be named after the overthrown dictator
So what was it named then?
The Valley of Pickle Pickle Pickle

 

by Zegota
2-13-03
Did you get it? Did you bring the stapler? Did you? Did you? Huh? Did you?
Yes, calm down, here it is.
Great, now I need you to turn around for a sec
Turn around? Okay, whatever
*PWANG*
OUCH !!!!!!! My anus is bleeding!

 

by Zegota
2-13-03
Arcturus Panicum. Pickleium Anusus Bleediarius. Sathanas Corholioliolios Mundat!
You called?
Yes, almighty goatlord, I will sell my soul if you get me a stapler.
A stapler? You're willing to sell your soul for a stapler? God I love recession. You sure you don't want money or power or women or something?
I'd much rather have any of those. But some buttwhipe started a CC about an urge for a stapler and this other buttwipe decided to use me as his character in this lame soul-selling comic so I'm fucked

 

by Zegota
2-19-03
I am ZOOL! The Mighty Genie. I will grant you one wish.
I wish my late husband was still alive.
Simsalabadimbadaboom
Oh Donald, I've longed for this moment for so long.
Honey, I'm home!

 

by Zegota
2-19-03
ZOOL! grants another wish.
I wish things where more like in the old days, things were better in the old days. Things didn't cost as much in the old days, the music was better in the old days, there weren't so many leaves ...
Oh allright already, I will grant you your wish. Simsalabadabimbadaboom
It don't feel like anythings changed, are you sure you're a real genie? It still feels cold, it wasn't this cold in the old days. And there's a funny smell in this place, there didn't used to be ...
Au contraire my dear friend, things are starting to look more and more like the old days already. In fact, there's a Bee Gees revival starting as we speak.
I wish to die
I'm sorry, one wish, no more, no less.

 

by Zegota
2-20-03
I am ZOOL! The Mighty Genie. I will grant you one wish!
ARRR! That's easy lad. I wish that the anus of anyone who reads this comic starts bleeding.
I bet you checked.

 

by Zegota
2-20-03
I am ZOOL! The Mighty Genie, I will grant you one wish.
I want to be TEH FUNNEH!
You want to be the what?
TEH FUNNEH!
You suck, you're not getting your wish.
Am I TEH FUNNEH yet?

 

by Zegota
2-24-03
Before you signup be sure to read our rules and regulations.
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I agree.
Choose your nickname (do not use offensive nicknames or you will be banned)
Nickname: Excrementum The Shit Eating Vampire
BANNED.

 

by Zegota
2-25-03
Hello boys and girls, I come to you with a heavy chest today. Apparently there is a politically very incorrect character on stripcreator. Allow me to demonstrate.
SIEG HEIL!
As I'm sure you've noticed, an Aryan type character making such a gesture cannot be a coincidence. Therefore the only just action is to boycot the creator of this horrid character. I must be BANNED.

 

by Zegota
2-28-03
RAAAAAAAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
You're not the real Tobor.
What do you mean I'm not the real Tobor?
I can tell from miles away. You're just someone in a Tobor costume
How d'you tell?
My anus isn't bleeding.

 

by Zegota
3-08-03
Did you say the Virgin Mary? Did I hear Immaculate conception?
I don't know, these things seem rather outdated don't they father?
That's 'cause they are! This time poor Jozef finds out the truth!
He can't handle the truth!
Read about the Slut Mary, the Gangbang conception and many other conundrums.
Read it now, in the latest revised edition of the Bible.

 

by Zegota
3-10-03
Hot teens with sweatdrops glistening on their nipples after hot steamy sex.
GABO!
Sizzling babes thrusting their golden thighs to pleasure your every desire.
GABO!
An orgy of hardbodied women working hard to pleasure your knob.
GABO! It's coming! April 2003! Order now to receive special discount.

 

by Zegota
3-18-03

 

by Zegota
3-18-03

 

by Zegota
3-18-03
Fuck this competition, I'm gonna say something
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