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Planet WTF: Timmy Has a Boo Boo by brycekain 10-09-14
Will they ever find my arms in that accident, mom?	Oh no, sweety. You're totally fucked.	Roadhouse :) Roadhouse :(

 

Planet WTF is going on with posting (this is also a test) by brycekain 10-10-14
Hello? I can't post comics!		PLANETWTF??

 

Planet WTF: There's a Time and a Place to Wax Existential by brycekain 10-10-14
To be! or NOT to be...	AAAAAHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!	Ooh! Lunch!

 

Planet WTF: Fuck You in 3 Panels Near God's Asshole by brycekain 10-10-14
FUCK YOU! NO FUCK YOU!		ppppppppffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Planet WTF: Doesn't Count If He's Adopted by brycekain 10-10-14
I don't like the way you're looking at me, Nano Man. We may have to do battle.	I'm not looking at you. I'm looking inside of you. Every molecule, every atom, every blood vessel, every nook and cranny of your internal structure. I know things not even doctors could tell you. Oh yeah? Like what?	When did your sister give you the anal fissures? While we were watching Roadhouse.

 

Planet WTF: Mischief, Mayhem, Homoerotic Displays by brycekain 10-10-14
You broke the first two rules. I know. I'm just so excited that I got to join!	Keep this up, Mister, and you'll be kicked out of Fight Club. This isn't the Skull and Bones?	Wait, you thought the Skull and Bones was a group of closeted men beating the shit out of eachother in a homoerotic display of testosterone and infantile machismo? Just like Roadhouse!

 

Planet WTF: I laugh because I'm heartless by brycekain 10-10-14
Hi, I'm Jon Manziel, also known as Johnny Football. No, you're not. You're too old.	Ok then, I'm Johnny Unitas, also known as The Golden Arm. Johnny Unitas died 12 years ago.	Hello. I'm Mr. Ed. No, you're Tim Tebow and you SUCK.

 

Planet WTF: Now that you mention it................... by brycekain 10-10-14
	Who the fuck drinks Choco-Cola anyway?

 

Planet WTF: Punch-Fuck! by brycekain 10-10-14
There she goes, laddie. Down... down to the depths of the sea. No man will ever find her now. Peaceful.	If this motherfucker makes me say Roadhouse, I'm gunna punch-fuck him in the gizzard.	PUNCH-FUCK!

 

Planet WTF: Suspension of Disbelief is Required Here by brycekain 10-10-14
What was that idea that I was just thinking of? hmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm....		Damn, I lost it.

 

Planet WTF goes wifi by brycekain 10-10-14
Doc, I've never done this before, let alone on Skype! How in the hell am I supposed to operate on this guy? It's ok, Mr. Butch. All you need to do is give him the mouth to mouth procedure.	Is this some sort of gay thing or something? No no, totally legit. I just gave mouth to mouth to my last patient and do I look gay to you?	Can't I just finger fuck his belly button instead? AH YES! God's reset button!

 

Planet WTF: Mumbles wants a date by brycekain 10-10-14
All this SEXUAL TENSION. I can't stand it anymore.	YOU CAN'T HIDE it from me anymore. I KNOW YOU'RE ADDRESSing some issues right now, but it just RAPEs my heart to not be with YOU NOW!	Damn, I knew I should have worn the classy rape outfit.

 

Planet WTF: I hate junebugs by brycekain 10-10-14
		I hate Junebugs.

 

CC 591 is Now Open for Business by brycekain 10-11-14
You can enter a comic in CC591 now.		I'm not saying "Roadhouse" so go fuck yourself.

 

Planet WTF: Getting "Benched" Has a Hole New Meaning by brycekain 10-17-14
Why do you keep appearing whenever I hit the Random Comic Layout button? I'm following you.	Why? I'm in love with you.	But I'm gay. And I'm hard. Grease up, fucker!

 

Planet WTF: Some people shouldn't fly without Beano by brycekain 10-17-14
		STOP FARTING OR YOU'LL KILL US ALL!

 

Planet WTF: The Emo and the Clitoris by brycekain 10-17-14
Alas, I will die as I have lived: a worthless virgin. My girlfriend Jenny said that if I am unable to find her fun button, she will never have sex with me! My life is over!	Wait, who are you? I am the Untouched Clitoris. My species is blue from pent up frustration and years of smelling like fish cheese.	Can you help me find Jenny's clitoris? Ooh, sorry. Yeah, I'm with Local Union 313 and we're strictly against anything related to emo douche bags.

 

Planet WTF: If you have no talent, just tell nursery rhymes by brycekain 10-17-14
No shit, Sherlock!	Turn around.	Andrew Dice Clay!?! EYYY! I'm a washed up comedian still trying to act like Fonzi's perverted uncle! OOH!

 

Planet WTF: The Plight of Rick Baker by brycekain 10-17-14
Sir, we rescued your cat from the burning house. And while we thoroughly enjoy your work, it would be advisable that you no longer work at home.	I'm the stunt double. Rick is off destroying evil and creating awesomeness. ROADHOUSE!

 

Planet WTF: Paging Dr. Mangler by brycekain 10-18-14
Jesus christ! OWWWW!?!????? I thought you said you knew what you were doing!?! I am afraid the operation was not a success as I had hoped for.	Sadly, after Timmy starred in Halloween III, he was destined to be typecast for the rest of his days. Who said that? The honkey that writes this shit.

 

Planet WTF: When I run out of punchlines, there's always... by brycekain 10-18-14
How much you chargin'?	Charging? I'm here to pay YOU for sex. PLANETWTF?!?	You know that's getting really old. You get what you pay for, horse fucker.

 

Planet WTF: Some parts of PWTF are national parks by brycekain 10-18-14
And "X" marks the center right here. Right here?	Right here. Wow.	I will admit the climate is a little humid, but there are vast expanses, rifts, crevices, and greenery as far as the eye can see. I can't believe I'm standing dead center in a Kardashian vagina.

 

Planet WTF: ADD is not a real disor... SQUIRREL! by brycekain 10-18-14
Come 'ere, fucker!	AAAAAHHHH!!!	And that's when the leprechauns charged into my butthole. Dude, you gotta stop dropping acid at work.

 

Planet WTF: That's Fucko, Folks! by brycekain 10-18-14
Honey, look I can explain! EXPLAIN?? Yes, please explain to me a four MILLION dollar phone bill full of calls to the 700 Club!		Shouldn't we explain first why I'm married to a rabbit with a shotgun? Think of Clerks 2, folks. And I'm one PISSED OFF DONKEY!

 

Planet WTF: This comic in no way implies anything accurate by brycekain 10-18-14
Look at all the rainbows! And everyone is dancing and singing! It's so beautiful, man.	I know, but you're going to have to pull yourself together so we find our way out. Find our way out?	Yeah. Isn't this Yo Gabba Gabba? Close. Fire Island.

 

Planet WTF: I don't know why I find this funny by brycekain 10-18-14
DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!	DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!	Yes, but as your case worker, I must insist you take me to your residence for evaluation. TOBOR OFFER TO POLITELY CORNHOLE PRETTY CHOCOLATE BIMBO FOR GAME TOKENS?

 

Planet WTF: One of the many challenges of diabetes by brycekain 10-18-14
		Ribbit. You are the weirdest turd I have ever laid.

 

Planet WTF: Winding down by brycekain 10-18-14
How CHEESY. Look, you're very pretty, BUTT I'm sorry. You may not CUT in line. Ok, I'm not doing this anymore.	Um. Ok. Not doing what? Ninty nine percent of all comics that I'm in feature me farting. WHY?? I eat a healthy diet. I workout regularly. In fact my proctologist gave me a clean bill of health after my recent colonoscopy!	Way to BLOW the mood there, Frau Flatulenz!

 

Planet WTF: Feels So Empty Without Eminem by brycekain 10-21-14
You may have noticed that Bryce Kain has been away from Strip Creator for a few days...		AND??? What? You want an explanation? Fuck off.

 

Planet WTF: When a Man Has an Unquenchable Thirst for Soup by brycekain 10-21-14
♫ A-B-C-D-E -F-G ♫	♫ PLAY DROP THE SOAP? ♫ ♫ NO THANK YOU, FREAK ♫

 

Planet WTF: The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades v1 by brycekain 10-21-14
What the...?	Quick! I am from the future! Come with me if you want to live...	But I don't want to live... Great, I got assigned to a stupid fuckin' vampire kid.

 

Planet WTF: The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades v2 by brycekain 10-21-14
	Quick! I am from the future! Come with me if you want to live...	mmmm..... yeah.... MOMMY!!

 

Planet WTF: It's RAINing MEN by brycekain 10-21-14
This field... this... this... this field is really great...	It's getting late. Def- def- definitely getting late.	This is the last time I babysit a fuckin' vegetable. WAPNER ON AT EIGHT!

 

Planet WTF: An ode to a sidewalk by brycekain 10-21-14
Red is the wall the runs beside you. Brownish white is your way.		Poetry is gay.

 

Planet WTF: Well that was short but uneventful by brycekain 10-21-14
I'm sorry, but even in China I'm allowed to get half of everything. Yes, but the CAR??	When we signed the divorce papers, you agreed to this. You knew this was a clause in the contract. You have no one to blame but yourself.	I have no punchline. ROADHOUSE!

 

Planet WTF: STUNT COCK! by brycekain 10-21-14
Right in the nuts.	Why did you do that?	Someone had to test the Orgazmorator.

 

Planet WTF: Yes, Mr. Afro. It's called Grand Theft Auto by brycekain 10-21-14
Oh wow! I've always wanted to play Bagpipe Hero!	♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫	Lame. I wonder if they ever came out with a Hooker Hero.

 

Planet WTF: No such thing as good timing for a bad joke by brycekain 10-21-14
Where are we?	Mr. Sandusky's ballsack. You know, that joke is very inappropriate and I would thank you to correct yourself!	Sorry, MISSES Sandusky. That's right. He's a prison bitch now!

 

Planet WTF: There is no box of kittens by brycekain 10-21-14
I've come to behead you.	Why? Cause mama said knock you out.	Did you... did you just fucking quote LL Cool J? Want a box of kittens instead?

 

Planet WTF: All items must go! by brycekain 10-21-14
Kangaroo Jack's. May I take your order, please? Yes, I would like to place an order for delivery...?	Very good, sir. And how many would you like? Eighteen. I want to share some with my friends.	Wow! Eighteen?? Who knew ebola would be the next diet pill? It's bulimia for the new millennium.

 

Planet WTF: Yup, my brain is officially done for the night

I know they wanted to give Shark Tank a makeover, but a MAKOver!??

by brycekain, 10-21-14

 

Planet WTF: Rudolf the asshole reindeer by brycekain 10-22-14
You are not feeling well, my son. Perhaps if you lie down on the bed over there...? Not FEELING WELL? I'm fucking cut in HALF!	I've been sliced open long enough that I'm no longer bleeding! Don't you understand? Where there used to be legs is now just a big gaping hole!	Where you see misfortune, I see opportunity. I am so fucked.

 

Planet WTF: This one started out completely clean, I swear by brycekain 10-22-14
Stop following me.	STOP FOLLOWING ME! I think it was Niels Bohr that once said...	Nature likes to keep it's possibilities open, and therefore follows every possible path. Only when observed is nature forced to choose only one path, so only then it's just one path taken. *sigh* Ok, fine. You can shoot your dark matter into my black hole.

 

Planet WTF: If these walls could talk by brycekain 10-22-14
God hates us all!	God is an atheist!	God is dead and no one cares! Why are we standing in an uber jar of tinkle farts?

 

Planet WTF: If these walls could talk v2 (brace yourself) by brycekain 10-22-14
God hates us all!	God is an atheist!	God is dead and no one cares! Why are we sitting in an uber jar of vagina blood?

 

Planet WTF: Hook, Line, and Stinker by brycekain 10-22-14
Hello? I'm looking for the body of Jesus Christ...? Here you will only find ME!	And who are you? I forget.	Ok, well then help me find the remains of Jesus. You can stop looking. I burried the gardner next to Home Depot.

 

Planet WTF: This comic is downright anti-American! (sort of) by brycekain 10-23-14
Oh ok. I see your problem right here.	What? Is it the carborator? The fuel filter? The ignition switch? The headlights? The whole motor??	No, you bought American.

 

Planet WTF: Life is meaningless without frequent flyer miles by brycekain 10-23-14
How are you so calm?? Everybody is losing everything and may even lose their own lives!! It's only when you lose everything that you're free to do anything...	AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!	Feel FREE to grab yourself a parachute on the way out, SOCRATES!

 

PWTF: Unfortunately I'm too sober to make this one funny by brycekain 10-23-14
Telegram for "The Unknown Soldier!"	I'll sign for that. You have to turn around.	You obviously know nothing about statues then. And you obviously know nothing about Snausages!

 

PWTF: It's a twist within a riddle wrapped in ovarian cancer by brycekain 10-23-14
KHAN!!!!!!!!	KHAN!!!!!!!! Sir, my readings indicate that you're not Captain Kirk.	No, I just found out that Madeline Kahn died 15 years ago. I loved her in Roadhouse.

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