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Cyborg Sean Hannity: Oh no, Vice President Michael Moore and Afghani Ambassador Osama Bin Laden are conspiring to nuke New York!
Cyborg Michael Savage: Here's an idea, why don't we let them?
Why?
Because New York is full of blacks and Jews.

 

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Thank you, United Nations, for giving me, Ambassador Osama Bin Laden, this free kitten to rape
UN Seceretary General Jacques Chirac: No to worry. We French, we hate Jesus.
Now that all war of every kind has been outlawed, and the American public is too busy spitting on the graves of veterans, we are free to destroy America
Yes, my one world NWO UN conspiracy, she is like a fine woman.
And we couldn't have done it without President Chelsea Clinton and Vice President Michael Moore
Yes, their decision to outlaw Christianity, patriotism, and shaving your armpits, they help our French oral sex-ocracy

 

Meanwhile at the White House
Chelsea Clinton: As an ugly woman, I have no inherent worth at all to society, which is why I became a feminazi who's allegience is to femiAdolf Hitler
Michael Moore: I think it's time to pass our new bill that officially makes Communism the economic system of the United States of America
You mean the United States of the UN.
Of course! *Diobolical laughter*
Soon we will ressurect the ghosts of John Lennon and Jerry Garcia
Almighty Cthulhu will be pleased!

 

I'm a proud patriotic American, I'm going to spraypaint "America is great" on that wall.
Oh, if only there were some sort of Act that classified acts of petty vandalism as forms of terrorism that would allow me to indefinitely detain him with no concern for his privacy rights!
I will continue to broadcast pirated radio from my van, even though conservative speech is banned!
Oh, if only there was a branch of the U.S. government that micromanaged television and radio broadcasts, that with the help of a corporate monopoly on media, would completely homogenized all thought
I will wear skimpy clothes that say "America rules!" on them!
If only there were frivilous and draconic local decency laws that outlawed this sort of pornographic display! I don't want to live in a world where we can't harass and bully the public!

 

Congradulations, Monk, you solved the case!
:)
...
...
The case of being an idiot!
:(

 

Monk is drunk! How wacky and rhyming is that?
*Hiccup* *Vomit*
This is so unbelievably wacky and crazy and definitely not trite!
*CLUMP*
... *unzips fly*

 

Hey, Monk, your wife's still alive!
Really? :)
Psyche!
:(

 

Yo, GRINGO! Su madre is so fat, when she attended Emperor Hirohito's funeral, they thought it was Godzilla, eh pendejo? Hey, at least she didn't throw up on anyone, am I right, marricone?
U.S. State Dept. Spokesman Adam Ereli
I think it's pretty clear to us that the..uh...the...uh...the motivation for this is not the accusation itself or not what they...uhhh...they...uhh..state is the problem.
DENIED!

 

A meeting at the Comedy Central programming department
So...uh...how about a show with midgets?
Dude, this is shit! This is all such corporate bullshit, man! Whatever happened to the fucking EDGE?
Dude, your face looks like a turtle
This generation needs it's Lenny Bruce and George Carlin! This new generation needs a voice of hope and of rebellion, and that voice is CHAVEZ!
How about we give Adam Corolla another show?

 

We now return to MIND OF CHAVEZ!
What's the deal with white people, man?
I mean, what's the deal with the realpolitik of the Anglo-American military-industrial complex?
It's fucking bogus, man! Hijo puta!

 

At the Oval Office which is for some reason outside the White House
Hey man, the negligant condition in which the weapons and armor that the United States sent to Iraq was so bad it boarders on ethically bankrupt!
Maybe Rumsfeld is a Latino, you know. I mean, these Humvees probably have mattresses tied to them. ZING!
If the Bush regime continues it's Machiavellian octopus-like stranglehold on the world in an attempt to monopolize all foreign sources of petroleum, they'll be oilier than my aunt Maria!
Hugo Chavez must be stopped!

 

Hey, Chavez! You're a real mensch!
Jon Stewart!
You know, if we could combine forces, we could create a team of unstoppable progressive comedy titans to vent against the Neo-Con agenda to unmotivated, unemployed potheads who watch Comedy Central
We'd be indestructable!
THIS COMIC DOESN'T HAVE A PUNCHLINE I'M DEVELOPING THE PLOT >:o

 

Auditions for "The Libertarian Socialist Kings of Comedy"
Noam Chomsky: A man walks into a bar and buys a bowl of pretzels. But have we considered the ethical ramifications of purchasing pretzels made out of wheat harvested in Latin America via slave labour?
Howard Zinn: No one has really looked at the geo-socio-political turmoil surrounding the poultry industry that would lead towards mass disruption of transit systems by chickens
Subcomandante Marcos: Knock Knock! Who's there? We will fight the fascist pigs in the streets! We will drive them out of our land through any means nessicary! That's who!
The Dalai Lama: Free oneself of all thoughts of revenge and one will be thrust to nirvana like a one-armed Polack trying to clap and hang on to a tree at the same time with comical results
Amy Goodman: Although the mainstream media reports that family's act is named "The Aristocrats", what they aren't telling you is that it involves scattological incest.
Dave Chappelle: So, uh, how about that Sudanese genocide?.......I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!

 

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, one to screw it in and another to get RAPED AND MURDERED BY THOSE PROTESTANT ANGLO PIGS!
That's it, call in the big guns! Donald, fetch me the list of celebrities completely whitewashed of all subversive behaviour!
Ah, here we are. 10 country musicians no one's heard of, Lynard Skynard, Ted Nugent
Skip to the comedians, Dick
Drew Carey and Carrot Top
We're the lamest agents of Satan ever

 

I think it's odd that that man dressed in a black suit claiming to work for Comedy Central wanted all 12 members of the Libertarian Socialist Kings of Comedy to do a roast for Gilbert Gottfried.
Ted Rall: Don't be so paranoid!
And why's it in Guantanamo bay?
Relax, I wrote this hilarious new bit about how the voulenteers in the arm forced are bullied dupes!
My fellow Americans! Exhausting all our options, we have declared unilateral war on Comedy Central! They have Class 3 Zingers and Uranium-tipped Burns. Americans will now watch Fox Humor instead
Good, evening, I'm Bill O'Reilly! The President said something dumb today, but I think as Amercans we should respect our leader no matter who we is and at least respect the bravery and effort he gives

 

We now return to the "Split-Sides Zone", on FOX HUMOR
Bill O'Reilly: Who's on first.
Right.
What?
He's on second!
...CUT OFF HIS MIC!

 

Billy O'Reilly's the "Split-Sides Zone" tries to outfunny a combination of Jon Stewart and Hugo Chavez. Or something. I stopped paying attention.
I'd like to purchase a sandwich and it better not have spam in it!
We've got eggs and spam, bacon and spam, eggs bacon spam spam and spam, spam...
SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP! THIS IS MY SHOW AND YOU ARE A GUEST! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR YOU ARE NOT COMING BACK ON MY FUCKING SHOW!
*laugh track*

 

We've got a wacky new idea for a sitcom! It's about two people living in the same household who are comically mismatched! This time it' an Anarchist and a Fascist!
Damn these dissidents, they should be forcibly sterilized!
One of these days, honey, BAM! The world will be organized into Panarcho-Communist collectives based on the concepts of mutual aid and direct democracy!
I've got a collective you can join...
*laughter*
It's called doing the fucking dishes

 

Ah...time to go to my job at the World Trade Center
Oh, shit, I forgot.

 
What if we have the Smurfs beating each other up?
Billiant!

 

79 A.D.
Thank God for Mount Vesuvius!
1666 AD
Thank God for the Great Fire of London!
1906
Thank God for Polio and the San Francisco Earthquake!

 
Man, God sure hates faggots

 

So, uh, President Bush hired a new head chef today. She said she's had a lot of experience. She's worked for Kirstie Allie. ...
...
You've been a great audience. God bless, and remember that God is punishing fag America for selling itself out to the sodomite queer scum

 

Stripcreator.com headquarters
Excuse me miss, I'm scheduled to appear in an obligatory preachy comic in which the astute observation is made that maybe I could wind up in hell for being oblivious to the Bible's...
..condemning of greed, arrogance, and hatred, written by an ineffectual liberal petit-bourgeoisie who has the privilidge to attack irrelevant fringe hate groups from the anonymity of a computer.
Sorry, you talked so much that the hell background would look stupid if we used it.
God hates you you fucking filthy dyke

 

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Mmmmm....fallafal
Shamshoon! Get back to work! Dick Cheney's coming to visit and if we need to fill our quota or we'll never ensure our reigonal security.
But Sharif Burns, I wanted to take off early and go to Muhommad's for a beer!
...

 

Shamshoon! Have you been stealing office supplies?
Yes, Sharif Burns. :(

 

Mmmmm....bacon
...
Mmmmm....bacon

 

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Yo, tycho, WTF is up with Rareware, man? Talk about being undeserving of it's moderate cult following, they haven't had a good game since Conker's Bad Fur Day
STFU, you forgot Dinosaur Planet!
OMG, you're totally whack! Dinsour Planet was Miyamoto's rehashing of LoZ:OoT! Zerg rush! Pwned like an Azn! Kekeke
D00d, u l@m3r, although Rareware's games don't have innovative gameplay, per se, they show incredible asethetic innovation. Unlike Konami! Kekeke
*BAM BAM*

 

CRAZED SPACEMEN FROM SPACE INVENT INTERNET'S BLOG FOR EARTHMAN'S VIEWING PLEASURE
OH NO PLANET X IS GOING TO MESS US UP, BOY
DON'T WORRY, ZARGON! I HAVE INVENTED A BLOG THAT WILL SAVE US FROM DOOM!
PROPHET YAHWEH SUMMONS THE UFOS JUST IN TIME
ACTIVATE THE BLOG LASER
WHAT ARE YOUR LEGS FUCKING BROKEN OR SOMETHING?
GEORGE W. BUSH AND HIS ANNUNAKI OVERLORDS STRIKE AGAIN
THANK YOU, PRESIDENT BUSH, FOR BESTOWING US WITH THE MEDAL OF FREEDOM AND THIS AMAZING NEW BLOG. YOU HAVE PLEASED THE REPTILIANOIDS!
THE RUMOR ON THE INTERNETS IS THAT REPUBLIC OF ROCKTOWN PWNS YOU LIKE AN AZN'S ZERG RUSH! KEKE!

 

ANNE RICE FINDS JESUS
1975
LOL VAMPIRES
2005
LOL JESUS

 

HAY WANT 2 PLAY HIDE N SEEK?
You're a faggot

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