All comics by Moltar

 

by Moltar
5-23-04
Link, always saving the day.
Oh My Gawd! It's Link! What are you doing on the plane Mr. Link. Are you going to save us?
Actually, I was heading to Russia for my match with Tetris, but I can do the saving part. I'll teleport us to Russia.
And now they're gone.
You expected a Soviet Russia joke, didn't you?
This is Russia?
In Soviet Russia, country destroys an Atomic Bomb.

 

by Moltar
5-24-04
Tension builds.
Another Mario game, cut me a break Ceej.
Oh, you're falling to a Mario game. I screwed you before, and I'm screwing you again.
Tension rises.
...
That's what I thought.
Will Crono ever get his respect?
Guess what I had for lunch? Frog.
Damn your black soul Mario.

 

by Moltar
5-25-04
These 2 are going to tear each other apart.
Hey Link.
Sup Cloud.
C'MON LET'S SEE SOME FIGHTING!
Remeber when I beat you last year and won the Summer Contest? heh
Yeah, congratulations. You took my title. heh
LAME
Shut up Moltar, we're good friends and we ain't fighting for you.
Yeah, what he said. *huggles Cloud*

 

by Moltar
5-26-04
Will Snake finally take down Cloud?
I have finally tracked you down. You won't escape like last time.
Darn it Snake, I'm looking for Link. We got in a fight.
It looks like he will.
No more games Cloud. You're time is up.
*sigh* FanBoy, take care of him.
Or not.
I'm not dealing with him!
SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS!

 

by Moltar
5-27-04
Why it's my buddy Link.
Hey Moltar.
Sup Link. What do you want. I'm trying to think of a comic for the next match.
He's looking for Mr. Bond.
You seen Bond around? I don't want to be taken out by surprise or anything.
No, but that's a pretty good concept for my next comic.
Dun-Dun-DUN!
...This is the comic...
OH NOES!

 

by Moltar
5-28-04
Link is on the moon!
MASS CARRIERS = INSTANT WIN
What the heck is a Carrier?
And getting STARCRAFT'D
ZERG RUSH!
Zerg? What is that nonsense?
Now a random apperance by Cloud.
You would know all that info if you didn't send 80% of the game sailing.
What the hell are you doing here?

 

by Moltar
5-29-04
The SSBM characters plot again.
Ok, or next target is Tidus.
And Zelda is doing a great job with the distraction. She has a nice disguise too.
No man can resist Zelda's can.
*Yawn*/*turns around*
Just let me bend down and get this...
Exception = Tidus
...You're supposed to be distracted.
Hi Link! Hi Mario! You two are looking FABULOUS today. That tunic is great on your body and Mario, those overalls are sexy.

 

by Moltar
5-30-04
Uh oh, I feel it coming...
Mario, I feel like dancing.
...ok...
Song Lyrics approaching!
Let's Do the Mario!
Let's not.
YAY!
"Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
You actually memorized it?

 

by Moltar
5-31-04
Look at Link and Crono.
Well, first time facing you Link.
Yep, good luck.
Then look at the buildings in the back.
Wow, you're alot nicer than Mario.
Mario's cool, just got to get to know him.
Something is wrong there...
Please, I got screwed against him twice in the Summer Contests, and he still mocks be about it today.
You think he's mean then? You should see him when somebody takes his comb. He one mean motha then.

 

by Moltar
6-01-04
The match to end all matches.
In one corner, we have the SC2K3 Champion, Final Fantasy 7 star, Cloud.
In the other corner, we have the SC2K2 Champion, Ocarina of Time star, Link.
The fight....Oh come on.
Why do we have to speak like this, it's so stupid.
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of describing myself in the third person.
You can't leave me now! This has to be the Best. Comic. Ever!
Wanna go toss condoms at girls?
Sure.

 

by Moltar
6-02-04
The SSBM team is at some kind of factory.
Ok, we took out Vercetti and Tidus, now we have to take out this Carrier.
Why do we need a distraction then?
Can Samus destroy the Carrier?
Uh guys...?
One Carrier = Instant Kill
What do you know, the Carrier destroyed her. Didn't see that coming. >_>
Think that was rough? I had to go against a whole fleet of them. I lost badly. Got a lot of boo-boo's too.

 

by Moltar
6-03-04
HERE IT IS!
Well Mario. I had to get past two of your games, and now I face your best yet. I'm gonna beat it.
No you won't. The Mario cheaters know when we have a match. They'll stuff for me like no tomorrow.
Mario vs Crono III (or V)...
...
It is going to be a repeat of the Summer Contests. I am going to come out on top! I'll bet you anything on that.
This time: It's about Sex.
If I win, I get to sleep with Peach.
...No dice. I don't have that much faith in me.

 

by Moltar
6-04-04
Back at Cloud's lab...
Those Smash Bros. characters think they can jump me from behind, eh? Well, that won't be happening.
Why not chief?
Cloud is one step ahead.
I have already taken care of them.
Where'd you put them?
This comic is about to get crunk.
TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL! TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN AND FALL! TO ALL THESE FEMALES CRAWL!
TO ALL SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET, ALL SKEET SKEET GODDAMN! Mario! Link! Rest of ya'll! Come on, this song is the shiet!

 

by Moltar
6-05-04
Crono and Cloud share one final moment.
Well, this is it. You vs. me in the Finals. Good luck man, even though I'll need it more. First time here for me.
Meh, being in the finals isn't all that great. Even winning isn't all that great...when you have no one to share it with.
Yeah, I'm sorry about Aeris's death. I guess you're finally over it. You have finally accepted the fact that...she isn't coming back.
Yeah, I remember one time, we were going to do it. We were both naked and on top of each other. Just as I was about to stick it in...NINJAS, HUNDREDS OF THEM, JUMPED INTO MY ROOM...
On to SC2K4!
...
I'm going to have a threesome with Aeris and Tifa. GOODBYE BITCH!

 

by Moltar
8-02-04
All Your Base quotes!
Somebody set up us the bomb!
Hmm...that quote sounds familiar...could it be...nah
Who doesn't love 'em?
You have no chance to survive! Make your time!
Yep, it's CATS. My opponent...is CATS.
For Great Justice.
All your face are belong to me!
Ewwww, my main screen is so turned off.

 

by Moltar
8-05-04
Alucard's Plan...
So, did you stop Ganondorf like we planned to?
Well um...
is a failure...
PH33R ME!
Shut up, foo!
as usual.
Bah! Why must my plans always fail!
Maybe it's because they suck, and so do you n00b pwned gg.

 

by Moltar
8-11-04
Another Match!
Hey Ryo, about your opponent...
Where is that stupid Yoshi? I'll own him good.
Stop stalling Mario...
See...Yoshi took some pills a little earlier and now...
What? I'll still own him with my catlike abilities and......WHAT THE F-
Yoshi looks kick-ass now.
...yea
RYO GOOD! NUM NUM NUM! Would you like a spot of tea, master? It's exquisite if I do say so myself.

 

by Moltar
8-11-04
Gabe and Squirrel
Holy crap dude, it's Pac-Man!
Um, it's a shirt buddy...
I like squirrels...
Pac-Man, you are a legend, an icon to gamers ever!
For the last time, it's just a shirt.
REJECT'D
You know, I always wanted to know what it was like to screw a Pac-Man...Pac-Man? Pac-Man? Aww come on, at least give me them digits!

 

by Moltar
8-13-04
Comics aren't all fun. It's hard work.
And you are auditioning for Luca Blight?
Indeed. I think I am the perfect person to play him in your comics. Check this...I am Luca Blight. My 1-3-3-7 skills will pwn you.
8< 8< 8< 8< SCISSORS
Um...I don't think you're what I'm looking for. Sorry, but your clipped.
Great, now I have to go back to the force where the bullies pick on me and beat me up for my Pokemon Cards.
Yes, I had to bring him back.
And you are auditioning for...
Magus! Fan Boy in da hizzle, bitches! Holla atcha boy!

 

by Moltar
8-14-04
The return of Crono!
This is my opponent? Your nothing but a little gray squirrel. This is going to be an easy match.
Hehehe....you have yet to see me in my true form. In my true form, I will do something Mario has done to you twice in the past, DEFEAT YOU! *poof*
That's Conker?!?!!?
Do not mention Mario's name around me! This year, I will get my revenge and...wait...you're a kangaroo?
Yes, now I will shoot you and finish you off FOREVER!
Wow, he actually did it.
HAHA! Now with Crono down, we can begin a new age of CONKERZATION!

 

by Moltar
8-17-04
Bowser and DK have a talk.
Is this Monkey Island? I'm looking for my opponent, Mari- er, I mean Guybrush.
Yo yo yo, dis is da Island of MC DK. Ya feel me? I got it with da bills I made off Donkey Beatz. Hey, check this, I got my own theme song now.
That DK, getting crazier by the minute.
Oh really?
Hey, this is DK! We gon have a blast! This is DK, ain't coming in last. This is DK, betta run fast. This is DK, or Imma kick yo ass!
Another new album? Geez.
Impressive....I think. I prefer lighter stuff though, like Alternative Rock.
WHAT? Yo, Bowsa, that's wack. Go cop my newest album, "Mic In One Hand, Banana in the Other", dropping in stores today. HOLLA!

 

by Moltar
8-19-04
This comic...
Ok Mario, time to be destroyed by none other than ULTRA-FODDER MAN!
Who's Generic Man? I've never heard of him.
...will not be...
I am, I represent all the characters that barely anyone has heard of and have no chance of winning a match!
Oh....FYAH!!!!
...funny and original.
REMEMBER MARIO, FODDER NEVER DIES!
I'm sorry, but my care is in another castle.

 

by Moltar
8-19-04
Mega Man?
Are you Earthworm Jim? If so, prepare to be destroyed by my Mega Buster!
You don't look like Mega Man. You're an imposter! Prepare to be pwned by my Uzis!
Earthworm Jim?
And you don't look like an Earthworm, what's the deal with that?
Ok, ok....I won't tell anyone, if you don't tell anyone.
Seriously...WTF?!
Deal....why the hell are we here then?
Maybe we aren't here. Maybe it's a dream...Maybe right now, you're really being Mega Man, and I'm doing your sister good.

 

by Moltar
8-20-04
CJay and Tidus, sittin' in a tree.
Tidus, what are you doing in my bedroom?
S-T-A-R-I-N-G
Ok, stop. Tidus, get out of here right now. Your creeping me out with that look...
First comes lov-....yay, boobs!
Hey, this is his wife! LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE YOU CREEP!
Your cleavage is showing, and it sickens me, your face also reminds me of a squirrel I ran over today...

 

by Moltar
8-25-04
Tommy is so fat.
Ok Max, we are going to fight, but before we do, can you get me a sandwich?
No! I am Max Payne. I am only supposed to bring the pain!
Such a fatty.
The Pain? Is that some kind of new sandwich I have yet to try? Sounds yummy.
You die NOW!
Fatty, Fat, Fat.
Look Max! I'm eating The Pain!
.......Can I have one Tom?

 

by Moltar
9-04-04
Clones!
I am Zero! Vote for me!
I am Protoman! I shall win!
Some casual voters.
Uh...you guys are the same...
I'm just going to vote for whoever is on top...
Zero + 0 = Win
A winner is I!
Darn you. You deserve nothing. I am the superior robot!

 

by Moltar
9-04-04
Two very sophisticated animals.
Did you hear about the fight going on at the pit today?
You mean the frog versus the snake? Everyone knows the snake will win.
Having a conversation.
But the frog has a sword, so he'll cut the snake into pieces!
But the snake is an excellent fighter and shooter. He should take out the frog easily.
This is truly strange...
But the snake whines alot, and the Frog takes in Old English!
The frog shall reign victorious. With Old English in your arsenal, it is....impossible to lose.

 

by Moltar
9-04-04
A Gunfight!
Ok Crash, Da Chief is going to send you into the ground.
Fool! I am not a Bandicoot. I am Conker! You will taste my bullets for your mistake!
EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am not defeated!
Me either!
Calmness....

 

by Moltar
9-06-04
Knuckles looks awesome...
You're Knuckles?!?! I thought you were a cute little Echinda...
And I thought you were cool, Kefka. You're nothing but a fat joke.
But he's too evil...
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!
Hate only makes me stronger!
But the fire move is cool...
AHH! I didn't know fire burns!
It also makes my food crispy...like chicken....mmm, chicken.

 

by Moltar
9-06-04
Snake?
Where's Tanner?
There is no Tanner! I am ULTRA-FODDER MAN! And Snake, you are going DOWN!
Snaaake?!?!!?!?
I'll just finish you with my gun...
Bullets can not kill me. Fodder never dies!
SNAAAAAAAKE?!?!!?!?
You look pretty dead to me.

 

by Moltar
9-25-04
Back at Cloud's.....office?
Wow, I really like this new place you got here.
Thanks Fan Boy. As winner of the last Character Contest, I shouldn't be working in a small, stuffy laboratory.
It's an office now?
So you traded up to this nice office?
Yep, with this kick-ass water-distributor. I wonder how the lab is though...
Seriously.....WTF?!
HAHAHA CLOUD! Prepare to meet your....udder defeat!
Go Milk Nukem!

 

by Moltar
9-25-04
Lots of Green here.
I am not Vyse, I am ULTRA-FODDER MAN!
I am not Laharl, I am ULTRA-FODDER MAN!....Whoa, freaky.
Fodder sucks...
Does this mean that Vyse and Laharl are both fodder?
I suppose so, but now what shall we do?
...and makes for boring comics.
How about we go beat Gordon up so poke him with sticks!
Alright....I'll schedule it for 2:00.

 

by Moltar
9-25-04
Kirby = Happy
Puyo!
This is my opponent, a little pink ball of air named Kirby? Ha! I can't believe Ramza couldn't beat this.
Kirby Fans = Happy People
*inhales*
What are you doing? Sucking up more air? Pathetic.
Kirby Haters = Sad Pandas
Time to feast!
OH MY GOD!

 

by Moltar
9-25-04
THE NEWS!! NOOOOOO!
We have some Breaking News to report to you all.
A few minutes ago, Squall Leonhart was spotted at a nearby field, looking for his opponent, Bomberman.
Amen.
I'm looking for a Bomber....man. Have you seen him around anywhere, because I've looked all around this bomb field, and I can't find him.
What an idiot...
NOT THE NEWS AGAIN!!!!!
That couldn't have ended well...
More on this story at 11.

 

by Moltar
9-25-04
Is the stew ready?
What kind of name is Jak? That sounds so lame...
Jak is an awesome name. It just reeks of coolness.
It isn't?
No, now my name is awesome...Ness...just rolls off the tongue.
Pfft, you are so wrong. Ness is a super lame name.
Oh well.........
Well...you're name backwards sounds alot cooler than it forwards!
Kaj....that does sound cooler. KAJ! KAJ and Daxter! Oh Kaj, you are so sexy and strong and you have such a big-

 

by Moltar
9-25-04
This is going to be an awesome comic!
Let's fight!
Fight to the death!
Lots of intense fighting!
I will stop at nothing to defeat you!
You won't be defeating me, I'll be defeating you!
And it all starts in the next window!
I've had enough talking, let's do this!
MORTAL KOMBAT!

 

by Moltar
9-25-04
DK is set loose again.
Yo, yo, yo, this is your favorite monkey rap artist, D to tha K, Donkey Kong. Today, Imma school this mage on rap.
Yes...please "school" me in your ways.
Where is his cage?
First you need an intro...like this.....Hey, this is DK! We gon have a blast! This is DK, ain't coming in last. This is DK, betta run fast. This is DK, or Imma kick yo ass!
An intro....ok....I'm Vivi, and I don't clown around, I cast the spells that make the people fall down!
I'd watch out Kong...
That was phat, dawg! Be sure to cop my new album, "It ain't easy being me" dropping in stores tomorrow!...Hey, whatchu do to the background?
Um...nothing.. MWHAHAHAHA

 

by Moltar
9-25-04
It's now time for...
Dear Sephy, can you build me a table? Love mommy.
Hmm...I need some supplies first.
The Misadventures of Sephiroth!
Here we go, a hammer and a nail. Time to make a table...
UH OH!
Starring this guy...
All done! Mama's gonna like her table!
FIESTA!

 

by Moltar
11-25-04
That robot STILL can't find Sonic?
I am a robot sent by Dr. Robotnik, where is Sonic the Hedgehog?
Under there, Mr. Metal Person.
So sad....
Under where?
OMGLOLZ! You said underwear!
Where's Terry?
???Does not comply???
I'll comply YOUR FACE!

 

by Moltar
11-25-04
FIGHT!
HIOKEN!
VIOKEDEN!
SHORYREN!
DAAAAH!
WINNER!
VICTORY!

 

by Moltar
11-25-04
Yep, this one has a Catgirl in it.
On the outside, we may just look like normal things.
But we carry a special power with us. Henshin-A-Go-Go Baby!
I didn't spoil it though...
Viewtiful Joe!
and Tails!
Advanced foreshadowing!
TAILS?!!? But you told me you were Silvia! That means I....OH GOD!
You knew that....and you liked it...

 

by Moltar
11-25-04
Here we go!
Ratchet! Prepare to be rocked! I am the nightmare that keeps you awake at night!
Uh...Dante? Where's your swords and guns?
Say what now?
I traded them in for a suit and the power of rock! And now, demon, I send you to an eternal party.....in HELL!
What the-
Does it all mean a thing?
Aww man, he got you to Clank?
Nah, it's just the drugs. CLANK!

 

by Moltar
11-25-04
That isn't Sora...
Hello there, Mr. HK-47. Glad to have you as my opponent, the name is Sora fro-
SORA!! How dare you human! Your pathetic tricks are no match for a robot's superior intellect. What is your real name Meatbag?
It can't be...
...it's Sora, from Kingdom Hearts...
That is it scum, you will pay the price with your life!
YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ANDROSS!!!
Don't make me pull out the key now...
*gulp* You're lucky I'm injured, fool, or else I would grind you into the ground!

 

by Moltar
11-25-04
NINJAS!
Hiya!
This is my opponent....oh man, she looks good.
They can Mindsterbate?!?!
Er...hello?
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
SWEET!
Uh....how are you doing that without your hands?
One of the many things about being a ninja...

 

by Moltar
11-25-04
Everyone...
Did ya hear? Today's match is Sam Fisher vs. Gordon Freeman
Haha! GFNW!
in the universe...
Dude, Freeman is facing Fisher at GameFAQs!
Well, looks like Fisher wins. GFNW!
knows GFNW!
Damn you CJayC...
Hey, you never win.

 

by Moltar
11-25-04
I can't believe....
Who are you?
Your evil clone Smaus! Unfortunately I am only a spirit, so I must take control over others in order to take a physical form.
this fad...
You look like Lara Croft....whore.
Your words hurt me like fire...
made it onto the comics.
Hehe, fire.

 

by Moltar
11-26-04
The Final Battle!
Alright Ganon, I worked hard to get this far, and now it's time for me to take you down!
Fool! I will defeat you in my ultimate form!
Piggy!
....A pig? Your ultimate form is a pig?
Mwhahahaha!
10 Minutes later...
Told you that I would win.

 

by Moltar
11-26-04
Mario and Yoshi!
Hey Mario, I'm looking for your brother. Seen him around?
No, sorry.
Just like some old-school game!
Ok....I really don't want t have to face him though. There's gotta be another way.
I think I can help you out...
Ceej loves that green.
400....500...is that enough?
Yep, more than enough Yoshi. Congratulations on moving on to Round 3.

 

by Moltar
11-26-04
TROGDOR!
Well, well, well. It's now time for you to fall, Crono.
Dude, you know I'm so going to kill you. SFF always plays out in the Hero Main Character's favor
BURNINATING THE LAND!
But...I have Blue Skin! Chicks did the blue skin!
Nah, it makes you look like you have some kind of skin condition.
3rd Panel
Skin condition.....That means I get the pity vote!
If a character gets the pity vote, you know they're not going to win.

 

by Moltar
11-26-04
Bowser is missing!
What the...where's Bowser?
The sneaky fox.
He's right you know.
Heh heh heh, no one suspects the second-to-last one!

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