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ENTER SEAN
Nevin: *dancing to Seinfeld theme*
Sean: I hate Seinfeld
Yeah, well I know some people who'd disagree!
Like who??//
ZTEH EDN
Like Seinfeld.

 

omg omg omg I'm Celios456! I promise cheap anime DVDs that don't actually exist. Give me 35 dollars and you can have one omg
OK.
A week later
Well, where is it?
It doesn't exist.
A HUMAN BOMB!!!!!!111

 

omg omg omg I'm Kevin's Resource Teacher omg omg omg
I have a resource for you! It's called a knife!
I abducted Kevin and sado-masochistically raped him! omg omg omg
What the fuck's a resource teacher anyway?
A HUMAN BOMB!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

 

omg omg omg I'm Yuji Kido! I'm depressed and melancholic in the future! omg omg.
This really hurts you know.
omg omg omg you know why I was suspended in animation? Because I'm a fucker. No wait, because I have sex with it. I'm like a beastialitist only with suspended animation omg
IM A BLUE FROM SPACE IL EAT U WIT MI VAGINA MAWTH
A HUMAN BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111

 

We need protection because we are a Medieval Japanese village
I will help you because I am the Seven Samurai!
I...I only count one of you.
omg look! 40 bandits!
THREE HOWERS R OVR
We were the 40 bandits who are now badly wounded
I have defeated the 40 bandits in an awesome kung fu battle scene climax because I am God and Jesus.

 

How socialist history really happened by Nutty Leninist PhD
We wuv you, JV Stalin.
I'm a friend of the proletariat who's obliterated all hunger, poverty, and human suffering. This is the revolution that Karl Marx dreamed of.
Leon Trotsky! You're really a decadent bourgeois fatcat landlord who loves Amerikan treachery and cannibalizes babies! I have to do what's best for the Soviet people and send you to a retirement home!
I hate the redistribution of wealth!
[The background represents Gorbachev's Russia)
I Krushnev, am a vampire, and the twin brother of Judas. I hate the glorious cultural revolution, which is why I secretly assassinated Stalin.
I, Gorbachev, love you, dark lord Krushnev! Now let's destroy the Berlin wall (which is made of candy) and murder all those people the Western media claimed Stalin killed.

 

Every comic on this site made by someone associated with the ASMB.
OMG FART NIGGER FAGGOT CUNT :( OMG FART NIGGER FAGGOT CUNT :( OMG FART NIGGER FAGGOT CUNT :( OMG FART NIGGER FAGGOT CUNT :( OMG FART NIGGER FAGGOT CUNT :( OMG FART NIGGER FAGGOT CUNT :( OMG FART
OMG BRAD SI GAEY I HAET TIS SIET EVEN THOUGH IVE MAED 250 KOMICS IN TEH LAEST DAY
LOL HAX0R
JAPS AND ANIME SUX0R
ADULT SWIM IS GAY OMG
LOLLLO

 

Flip meets his hero, Rush Limbaugh.
Wow, it's Rush Limbaugh!
The liberal media wants us to believe that Abraham Lincoln and Karl Marx were human beings, when reality, they were God-hating demons sent from hell that wanted us to give money to the Chinese UN
Let us pillage the ACLU and PETA, which want us to believe that cats and negros deserve the same rights as humans.
The liberal media invented cancer to stop our children from smoking, so their teeth can be strong enough to give the Feminazis cunnalingus.
Osama Bin Laden has obviously used a shrink-gun to make himself infantismal in order to hide in the Oval Office and steal national secrets
LIBERALS! LIBERALS! LIBERALS! *Has a heart attack*

 

More truthes about socialist history; the second thesus by Nutty Leninist PhD
Hiel Hitler! Hiel Hitler!
Nicolas the Tsar! You have raped too many children! I, Lenin, shall defeat you with my words, not violence.
[In Siberia]
Oh boy! We love being exiles!
Siberia's like Disney World only not so decadent and capitalist!
I'm going to use my great awesome powers to destroy the menace Hitler once and for all.
Roosevelt: Go ahead, Stalin. I'm too much of a bourgeois pox-riddled impotent cripple to help you.

 

I'm a pulp fiction writer who's arrived in Post-WW2 Vienna.
Your friend Harry Lime's a pretty dead fuck.
But he's not really dead, he's a corrupt bastard who's selling children diluted pennicillin
*Gasp* You're not really dead, you're a corrupt bastard who's selling children diluted pennicillin
It's not even pennicillin, it's mediocre heroin.
Not any more you aren't, because I killed you.
I'm still hooked on smack though.

 

They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freeeedoooomm!
*Takes away his life*
TEH END

 

(An entire comic dedicated to pissing Ryan off)
OMG I AM ARAGORN! (ARAGORN IS ELVAN FOR HOMOSEXUAL)
I'm Gandalf the Grey. I have this beard (NOT SHOWN HERE) because it's a symbol of my crippling erectile dysfunction.
Let's make love, Gimilie
OMG OK LEGALOS [Insert 50 dwarf tossing jokes]
Ryan's going to fucking kill me
IM FRODO BAGGINS! HOBBITS HAVE HAIR ON THEIR FEET BUT NOT ON THEIR CROTCHES!!!!11
Smigle put the ring on his penis!

 

At Nevin's house
*STRIPCREATOR*
*STRIPCREATOR*
I have nothing.
*STRIPCREATOR*

 

Landstander Ryan craves a good Fap (The Official Sequel to The Odyssey)
OMG HENTAI! I MUST FAP!
But my mother's in the room
PUNCHLINE NOT FOUND

 

Nevin's Miserable Life part 1
Do you want to set "www.donkeyfellatio.com" as your homepage?
Fuck no!
Too bad.

 

Nevin's miserable life part 2
There, I just uploaded some Woody Allen movies, Bob Dylan songs, French films, and ATHF episodes onto KaZaA for people to download.
All they're downloading is my Japanese porn!
Nevin Zehr, you're under arrest for Internet Filesharing, but not before we confiscate your pornography collection for personal usage and violate your anus with a plunger handle.

 

Nevin's Miserable Life part 3
Hey Ted, I made it to the ganraping! Where's the perp?
He made bail.
Damn.

 

Nevin's miserable life part 4
There, I'm leaving the garbage for the garbagemen, Inlcuding the pizza box.
*GARBAGE*
The next day
They left the pizza box! Those fucks! My life sucks!
*PIZZA BOX*
On the garbage truck
We wake up at 3 in the morning to fondle other peoples' rubbish for minimum wage.
Life is good.

 

Nevin's Miserable Life part 5
*Reading a cereal box* Oh boy! A recepie for fudge cheesecake!
"Step 1: Pour milk and corn flakes into bowl"
"Step 2. Eat it"

 

*Although Back to the Planet of the Apes was only two merged episodes of the TV show; Nevin's Miserable Life part 6
OMG I MADE 50 COMICS B CUZ I THINK IM FUNNY!!!!1
OMG READ MY COMICS MOM!!1
...They're fucktarded

 

I like to watch my dog shit.
OMG HAIL HITLER!!!1 PICK UP YOUR DOG'S FECES!!!1 B CUZ TSI MORE CONVENIENT FOR ME IF YOU PICKED IT UP WITH A THIN LAYER OF CELLAPHANE THAT IF I MOWED THROUGH IT WITH MY RIDING MOWER
OMG IM A TERRITORIALIST BOURGEOIS FUCK THAT HAS SEX WITH MY LAWN!

 

Nevin's Miserabloe Life part 8 (I forgot to say that last time)
Quick, Sean, turn it to Seinfeld!
I don't like Seinfeld
:(

 

Due to the tautology and inherent unfunniness of yesterday's comics (gratuitous Seinfeld references and the like), I've decided something is to be done.
I have applied weapons grade plutonium to the author, to turn him into an ultra-witty super-author. That's right, no more "Punchline not found" or emoticon endings. (Of course, he now has leukemia)
OMG SET-UP!!!1
So now, prepare for the comic stylings of "Nevin Zehr: 300 ft. Radioactive Super-Comic Writer" with no repetition or retarded humor what-so-ever.

 

Oh my God, it's William Shatner!
Yep.
You fucking rock!
Yep.
Can I have your autograph?
No.

 

Oh my God, it's Woody Allen!
Yep.
You fucking rock!
Yep.
Can I have your autograph?
No.

 

Oh my God! It's Yoko Kanno
Yep.
You're fucking awesome!
Yep.
Can I have your autograph?
No.

 

Oh my God, it's Ron Copeland!
Yep.
You fucking rock!
Yep.
Can I have your autograph?
No.

 

Oh my God! You're the late Wesley Willis!
Yep.
You fucking rock!
Yep.
Can I have your autograph?
No.

 

Oh my God! You're Willie Nelson!
Yep.
You fucking rock!
Yep.
Can I have your autograph?
No.

 

Oh my God! You're Treebeard!
*IS A TREE BECAUSE THIS WEBSITE'S TOO FUCKED TO HAVE A TREE PROP* Yep.
You fucking rock!
Yep.
Can I have your autograph?
No.

 

Sweet Lord, no! It's Flip!
Yep.
[SUBTLE PLOT NUANCES]
You fucking suck!
Yep.
OMG DRY CLEVAR PARODY!!11
Fuck no!
Do you want my autograph?

 

Oh my God! It's the bald guy speaking Arabic in the M&Ms commercial!
*Arabic dialogue*
You fucking rock!
*Arabic dialogue*
Can I have your autograph?
*Arabic word for no*

 

Oh my God! It's Koshi Rikdu!
I think this comic concept's pretty much been covered.
...
...
Can I...
Don't make me kill you.

 

"Brad-o-rama" part 1
Pizza delivery for "I.C Weiner"!
BUT OMG NOW IM FROZEN IN TIEM
Welcome to the future, Brad!
I eat babies.

 

"Brad-o-Rama" part 2
I'm Leela, the hot one-eyed alien that you secretly want to fuck.
Not me. I'm only fully sexually aroused when I'm eating a baby.
Now I'm going to assign you a job which you'll have for the rest of your life.
I hope I get baby cannibal.
Please don't ban me, Brad.
But now we all work for the professor, which is why we're in his bedroom. Isn't that right, Leela?
Leela's off-screen because we can only fit two people in a panel because I was too busy eating babies to make this program any better.

 

Good news! I have a delivery for you! It's to the robot planet, where humans are killed on sight!
Are there any babies on this planet?
Any babies on this planet?
Only robot babies
How unflavorful.

 

"Brad-o-rama" part 4
I can't believe I slept with Zapp Brannigan!
Well, you did. And I'm him.
Where's Brad?
In the hospital nursery.
Come to me, my pretties!

 

"Brad-O-Rama part 5"
Dr. Zoidburg: Thanks for coming with me to LA to find my old Jewish comedian uncle to help me finance my Hollywood movie which we'll get Calculon to act him by promising him the Oscar...
..in which we'll have to rig the Oscars or he'll kill us, but when I rig it, I decide to give the Oscar to my uncle instead but Calculon spares our lives because my uncle's his hero
...You said there'd be babies

 

Doug: OMG YUR GAY!!!1
CapnCrunch: OMG UR GAY!!!1
Jixby Phillips: OMG YUR GAY!!!1
Schlong: OMG UR GAY!!!1
Netuohnav: OMG YUR GAY!!!1
Some other asshole: OMG UR GAY!!!1

 

Fuck donors
I've created StripCreator.
I'm a donor. (IE: BOURGEOIS FUCK WHO CAN AFFORD TO GIVE MONEY TO A WEBSITE)
You've given me money, therefore you're obviously the funniest and most talented person here. Let me put you at the top of the website.
OMG HAVE SOME MORE MONEY (Shoves money in his anus)
Now go ahead and post freely on the message board, delete and edit your comics at will, and voilate my wife as if she was yours.
*CREATES FUCKTARDED COMIC THAT GOES ON THE TOP OF THE WEBSITE EVEN THOUGH IT'S UNFUNNY*

 

"Brad-o-Rama" part...whatever
I'm now mayor of Egypt-land.
[Topical baby-eating humor; an attempt to target the baby-eating sub-culture demographic]
In that case, allow me to be the tenth plague

 

The son of Nevin's Miserable Life
Hi Nevin, I'm a hot woman and/or man that wants to have steamy kinky sex with you.
Really?
No.

 

Oh, great. It's my twin brother, Chad. he's such an embarassment.
Hey Brad! I made a website!
What's it called?
StripFellater.com
Your website's retarded.
omg

 

Grandson of Nevin's Miserable Life
I love Coca-Cola *Is holding Coca-Cola can in his hand instead of hammer and nails because this is opposite day and this website isn't a piece of shit. I’m just kidding, it’s awesome. Don’t ban
Well if you're addicted to caffeine, you should go to www.cocacola.com. They have a powerful enema there that pumps Coca-Cola into your anus via the Internet.
BILLY HATCHER AND THE GIANT EGG!
Oh boy
*Loading because Nevin's computer is six years old and has 30 percent of it's system resources left*
VIEWTIFUL JOE!!!!!!1
...the hell?
*CONTENTLESS FLASH ORGY*

 

I Brad, hereby give my permission to turn StripCreator into an anime.
The StripCreator anime
A HUMAN BOMB!!!!!!!111@
A HUMAN BOMB!!!!!!!111@
A HUMAN BOMB!!!!!!!111@
A HUMAN BOMB!!!!!!!111@

 

Toonzone, the land where your dreams come true part 3
Shakespeare? How passé! Shakespeare is so dated and hackney, Aurochs.
Uh-huh....
Classical literature doesn't stand up to modern masterpieces...
...like the Cartoon Network promo where Solomon Grundy announces he has no pants.
You're a fucking dendrophile.

 

OUUUR TROOOPS!!!!!!11
Yes boss?
The Amish are obviously a subversive terrorist group. Plus they don't support the economy by buying DVD players. I need you to storm Pennsylvania and slaughter every one of them.
But sir...
In Pennsylvania
Sgt. Bush is going to be proud of me, *Gomer Piles-esque incoherent gulping sound*
Oh, you English! *Gets shot by a uranium tipped bullet*

 

...or Rush Limbaugh's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!
I need some more prescription painkillers, doctor.
A bottle of pills later
The liberals! They're everywhere!
We're ruining America!
Hey!
*Gasp* The ultimate horror! A negro football player who's getting too much attention from the reverse-racist Leftist media! *ODs*

 
GUARANDOO!!!!!!11
We're both motherfuckers

 

[4TH IN THE "POORLY DISGUISED EXCUSE TO USE KADDAR2 GRAPHICS" SERIES]
And he usually goes to bed at six, and there's a bottle of milk in the...
Yeah, yeah, alright, whatever. You don't want to be late for the orgy.
Gaa gaa?
Soup's on!
You ate my baby AGAIN?!?!?

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