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by The_Kingpin
5-05-04
Wow, this Strip Creator game is kind of boring.
Yeah, it's very repetitive.
Yeah, all it is just one character.
Yeah. That reminds me of something I wanted to know.
What?
Why is the character staring at us like they we're the ones in the comic?

 

by The_Kingpin
5-07-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
David, can you see me after school this afternoon?

 

by The_Kingpin
5-08-04
Confessions Are A Dangerous Thing
I hate white people.
I hate all the characters besides me on Strip Creator. Many of the users on the site like to sleep with them.
The comic has been on, hasn't it?

 

by The_Kingpin
5-11-04
Sir Killsalot, I have a dire mission for you.
What is thy bidding?
Our country is being plagued by an evil monstrous entity.
Be it a dragon? An ogre? A man-eating puppy?
Far worse than that, I fear. It is the RIAA.
*Gasp* Hey, wait, this is the 1400s, we don't have cds yet!

 

by The_Kingpin
5-13-04
Yes, you heard us. An army of evil robots are invading Washington D.C.
What? What are you looking at? I had nothing to do with it.
They appear to be taking all the Pepperoni Stuffed Crust pizza! There's no way to stop them!!!! AHHHH!
Hehe suckers.

 

by The_Kingpin
5-15-04
Zordac of the One Eyed People! What is the purpose of this?
I have an offer you can't refuse. If you and your army will help mine, we will rule this planet together.
What planet is it?
Earth.
No thanks.

 

by The_Kingpin
5-16-04
Chris! Oh my cheesecake! What are you doing???
Attacking an RIAA executive.
Oh ok. Continue on then.

 

by The_Kingpin
5-17-04
Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out.
Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved!
I'm Britney Spears! Welcome to my concert!
Damn it, I thought it was a cushion. I should have stayed on the plane.

 

by The_Kingpin
5-18-04
Welcome to Hell, young lad.
Hell?! A place of never ending pain and torture? Lakes of fire Hell??
Yep. But don't worry. I'll give you two options.
What are the options?
Be tortured non-stop or....watch nothing but the Teletubbies for eternity.
I'll take the endless pain and torture.

 

by The_Kingpin
5-19-04
Welcome to Hell. Your actions in life were most pleasing.
Hell? That totally rocks dude!
Actually, no it doesn't. This is Hell. The place of endless pain and torture.
I know, dude, but it's Hell! And they said drugs were a bad thing!
Why do I even bother?

 

by The_Kingpin
5-19-04
Please, tell me your address.
Sorry, I don't like giving my address out to people over the internet.
Please! God will bless you!
No thanks.
Please!
Why do they always seem to be drawn to me in chatrooms?

 

by The_Kingpin
5-20-04
Man, it's boring at school.
Nothing interesting ever happens.
YES!
Hi, I'm new here. I hope my Catholic schoolgirl uniform doesn't bother you.

 

by The_Kingpin
5-22-04
Welcome to the News.
The Kingpin is out of ideas for a good comic. So, instead, we bring you this dog on a ball.

 

by The_Kingpin
5-22-04
*knock knock*
I hope it's not them.
Hi there.
Whew, I thought it was someone from the RIAA.

 

by The_Kingpin
5-22-04
I can't believe it. The doctor just called and said my test showed my heart is weak.
Well, as long as I don't get any sudden scares.
AHHHHH!
What?

 

by The_Kingpin
5-24-04
Well, here we are. I can't believe we're colonizing it. Isn't it great?!
No.
I'm going to go over here now.

 

by The_Kingpin
5-25-04
Ouch, I think she's actually hurt.
Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall.
Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike.
And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find.
This is one screwed up piece of porn.

 

by The_Kingpin
5-27-04
1-800-BAD-BEAT
Hello, RIAA Anti-Piracy Hotline.
Hi, can I order a vibrator?
Sir, this is the RIAA's Anti-Piracy Hotline.
.....
So, can I order one or not?

 

by The_Kingpin
5-27-04
Hello, RIAA's Anti-Piracy Hotline.
Is this the pharmacy?
Here Sunil.
Is this the pharmacy? Did you get the Prozac Justin? Oh, it's not the pharmacy? Oh, well. *Hangs up*

 

by The_Kingpin
6-09-04
Hi Justin.
Hey Brandon. Getting something to drink too?
Yep. Well, see you later.
Bye.

 

by The_Kingpin
6-09-04
Hey, you know the Super Mario Bros. games?
Of course, who doesn't? They've been around for years now..
Have you ever wondered just what the creators were smoking?
What makes you say that?
What other game do you know that you get something out of using plants and shrooms while saving a princess from the Mushroom Kingdom from a gigantic fire breathing turtle?
Well, gotta give the plumbers some credit there.

 

by The_Kingpin
6-09-04
Hi there. I'm Lars Bars.....
...and I'm Candi Apples. Welcome to the News.
Tonight, we have a special report with a guest field reporter, Geraldo!
It's to our understanding that he has a very special story for us tonight. He says he has busted into a secret meeting!
I'm here with none other than President Bush, who is with the soldiers most needed to win the war! Only three miles from the Iraqi guerilla soldiers! I hope they don't decide to head southwest...here!

 

by The_Kingpin
6-13-04
I love my life. My wife just had kids, I've got three girls on the side, I'm at the top of my career. Nothing can mess it up now.
Hehe, there's dinner.

 

by The_Kingpin
6-13-04
I have come to vanquish you, evil wizard!
I fear not, good knight!
You know what? Why fight?
You know, you're completely right! Let's go in and have a cup of tea.
....
This game sucks.

 

by The_Kingpin
6-13-04
Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
You know what I like, don't ya. I love a good bone.
This is awkward.

 

by The_Kingpin
6-15-04
Bright blue eyes, long blonde hair, big chest area, eh? Where do you want to meet up sweetcheeks?
The Internet. Gotta Love It.
Somewhere dark, secluded, and no where near civilization for some hanky panky.

 

by The_Kingpin
6-15-04
My fellow Americans, I am running for the Senate.
If elected, I promise to do my part in bettering America and lowering taxes.
Yeah, right.....morons.

 

by The_Kingpin
6-15-04
Dude, college totally rocks!
Right on!
That keg party was the bomb!
My head is still ringing from all that beer. The drugs were even better!
Isn't it great we're America's future?
Darn straight!

 

by The_Kingpin
6-15-04
Hi, welcome to The Fast Food Joint. May I take your order?
I'll have the Special Burger. Hey, I've been wondering, what makes it so special?
Sorry sir, I can't reveal that information out to the public. Just let me go get your order ready.
Now where did I leave that guy's body?

 

by The_Kingpin
6-16-04
I'll now read from John 3:16.
For God so loved the world...hey what are you doing?
You're illegally sharing things to other people out of the Bible. So I'm arresting you.
But this is a church! There's nothing illegal about it!
I'm sorry sir, rules are rules. None of these people paid for the Bible you're reading from. You're sharing it for free. Don't you know Bible makers need to earn money too? You greedy monster.

 

by The_Kingpin
6-16-04
You know, my life is really great. I can get any chick I want, I have a great car, and excellent life. I literally can get anything I want because I know a secret area to get unlimited wishes.
I've been the only one who knows where this secret area is located, but I've decided to let you all know where it is. It's.....
Dinner's up!

 

by The_Kingpin
6-17-04

 

by The_Kingpin
6-20-04
Isn't this sunset the geatest?
Yeah, it is.
I wish this moment would last forever!
Well, it can't.
Why?
I don't know, it just can't.

 

by The_Kingpin
7-26-04
Did ya hear the news?!?!
No, what's wrong?
The Kingpin is back!
Let me guess, he's still hasn't thought of anything funny or witty to make a comic about.
Yeah, pretty much.
Figures....hey wait a minute....what are you?

 

by The_Kingpin
7-28-04
Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else.
Ok.

 

by The_Kingpin
7-29-04
I'm going home.

 

by The_Kingpin
7-29-04
MMMMMMMM AH!
Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer!
Relax. Satan and I always play practicle jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one?
I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ...
John Kerry wins the presidential election!
Damn it!

 

by The_Kingpin
7-30-04
I've heard the PS3 will cost $500. What's so good about it that it will cost that much?
Um....if I remember correctly, I read somewhere that TIVO or something will be on it.
.....
.....
I want to be friends with whoever has enough money to willfully waste on that.

 

by The_Kingpin
8-01-04
Wow, you people sure do love wasting time.
Quite right, good chap.

 

by The_Kingpin
8-01-04
After a few boring weeks, Justin and Sunil meet in Justin's bedroom.
It sure has been a boring few weeks.
You got that right.
You know, for some reason, I have a weird feeling something interesting is about to happen.
Why do you say that?
In the living room, someone knocks on the door
Just a second, let me go see who's at the door.
Ok

 

by The_Kingpin
8-01-04
A zombie!
BRAINS!!!!

 

by The_Kingpin
8-01-04
Sunil! Sunil! We're in trouble!
Justin, what is it?
There was a zombie at the front door!
A zombie!? Wait, where is it?
I sent it to the RIAA's hq....I mean...I killed it again.
Ok, good. We need to get the others and get out of town. Let's go!

 

by The_Kingpin
8-01-04
The zombie outbreak must be worse than we thought.
Yeah. At least it can't get any worse than it already is.

 

by The_Kingpin
8-01-04
Unable to make it to the others, Justin and Sunil head for cover
This nicely placed and quite empty farm was sure nice to get to.
Tell me about it.
I hope it's enough to keep us safe.
I'm sure you will.
Are you sure?
Of course! It's always safe to go to a farm for protection even though it was obviously abandoned for some unknown reason. Don't you watch Horror movies?

 

by The_Kingpin
8-01-04
Previous Comic Error: I ment to say "it" instead of "you" in middle panel.
So...um...now what?
I don't know. How many more do you plan on making?
About three more after this.
Oh...hey..we're on. *ahem* Should we make some weapons?
With what?
I don't know.

 

by The_Kingpin
8-01-04
Hey Sunil!
What Is It Now?
I just heard on the radio that zombies are moving towards a farmhouse with two unknowing people there!
Oh really?
Yep. Boy, I'm sure glad we're not in those poor suckers situation.
Me too!

 

by The_Kingpin
8-01-04
You're out of ideas, aren't you?
Pretty much. Well, at least the final part is next.

 

by The_Kingpin
8-01-04
Well, here it is. The last comic for this serial finally.
Now that all the zombies were stopped by the armies of the world and this comic was just an attempt to make some more Weef Gang comics, how are you going to end it?
Now that was one messed up dream.

 

by The_Kingpin
8-02-04
Well, I got a day off today. I wonder what I should do donkey?
Leave?
Heh heh....I know. Follow me donkey.
Oh great, I heard about this. It sounds very painful.
Onward to the Britney Spears concert!

 

by The_Kingpin
8-02-04
We bring you a special announcement.
Yep, tonight, 100 comics on this account has been made.
To commerate this very special occasion and the fact that The Kingpin has 900 more comics to make to reach his goal, here's a suprise.
And here it is.
What did you expect?

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